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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Help! My IQ is dangerously low!!
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maadvillainy.bsky.social @maadvillainy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when my clothes are getting wrinkled
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: I like fast food, it's tasty A fast food restaurant commercial every few years: Fine, we admit it. Our food has been AWFUL for years, and we beg your forgiveness for serving you TRASH this whole time. God we suck!
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 04/10/2026
delicious 🎨 #art #pokemon
Fanart of fuecoco and sprigatito from pokemon scarlet and violet 

Fuecoco is drinking paint and Sprigatito is telling them its juice
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@AmySilverberg

One time a writer friend of mine got too drunk and sobbed bc she said there were too many books in the world she wouldn’t have time to read, and this guy down the bar said, ladies—he isn’t worth it and my friend yelled IM CRYING ABOUT BOOKS and that shut the guy up
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mother of Renee Good: I voted for Trump under the impression that these agents were here to protect the citizens of the US, innocents like our family and the others here, against terrorists. Certainly not to accuse those of us here of being terrorists and take precious lives. This is madness.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tweet from andrew (@AndrewChamings):

wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/08/2026
"What did he do to deserve to be murdered, to be left cold, on the ground, dead, my child? What did he do? ... they don't care ... I expect an apology. Why shouldn't we get one?" -- Alex Pretti's mom
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He actually says "I don't regret anything in my life" in this clip. It's one of the most audacious things I've ever heard.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
On the left: Oliver North, convicted for his role in illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan administration. On the right: Fox News “military analyst” Oliver North, who thinks Iran shouldn’t have missiles. Same guy. Same Oliver North.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Stepien: Ossoff should apologize because it was below the belt. Boykin: You worked for Donald Trump. How could you say anything is below the belt when you work for Donald Trump in the White House? For you to come here and have this fake outrage…
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfection
Fixed bug where cat was too round (He is rounder now) pictured chubby computer cat
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
NatCs, aka Nationalist Christians are the worst since the Spanish Inquisition. 70% Trumpturds!!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.
There have been more school shootings in the 2026-2027 school year (which started last week) than there are transgender athletes competing. This is a nothing issue pushed by nothing people while the rich continue to rob us blind.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Need to see Pritzker or someone announce they're sending National Guardsmen to Blanche's house. He can't really object, right, what's the risk?
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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Mr. Savile Row @mrsavilerow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jared Kushner out strolling for property in Cuba.
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Guilherme Briggs as Dracula
ALT: Guilherme Briggs as Dracula
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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
These handles at his age are not normal 🤯 (via aj_lovetoball/IG) #NBA
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Why should I major in History?"
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Kamala Harris: I know this is going to be controversial coming from me in particular, we need to revisit the electoral college. We need to revisit the point of expanding the court. We need to revisit, if they so want, statehood for Puerto Rico and D.C.
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still love this one... 😄
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maadvillainy.bsky.social @maadvillainy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm gonna be honest I was fully convinced he was returning to Cleveland one last time. I fully did not see this coming.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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maadvillainy.bsky.social @maadvillainy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
why am i getting AI charlie brown comics in my blskitter feed
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Schiff: The judge, in that decision on Monday, referred Blanche, basically, to the New York Bar Association because of his conduct. How is it possible that after being referred to the bar association for potential discipline on Monday, we’re contemplating this guy for attorney general on Wednesday?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Exactly. The president is going to spin some incredible lies about the 2020 election and the media -- and every single Democrat in the country -- has to be ready to smack this bullshit down immediately. Not a mealy-mouthed fact check or, golly, this is weird. Call it out as an assault on democracy.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
yeah with a ouija board
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier
tweets
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J Keen @jkeen1213.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ok, this is an elected representative. How can he be this stupid? It's been precedent for 150 years! 🤣🤣🤣😎
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
brad stevens texting jaylen brown
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maadvillainy.bsky.social @maadvillainy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i was rooting for the spurs, but congrats to the Knicks never in my life have I seen a team play with such heart and drive. they earned every second of joy this chip brings them.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So it sounds like Turning Point funded domestic terrorism. 🤬. FFS
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Conservative Supergirl movie where she's trad and her cape is an apron. Also instead of some woke actress she's portrayed by courageous truth teller Kevin Sorbo
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Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Picture of three mugs with font, respectively: "She her, they them, cool hat" lining up over a screenshot of team rocket and Ash from Pokémon
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