Reposted by Rob LudemanJoe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Who you gonna call? 412715564 2.7K
Reposted by Rob Ludemanceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil 3666151246 6.6K
Reposted by Rob LudemanMen in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026When the meeting could have been an email 🙃 123531 235
Reposted by Rob LudemanRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever 7966731338 6.7K
Reposted by Rob LudemanNoel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Well, I know what they're *not* talking about. 362232352 2.2K
Reposted by Rob LudemanJonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Pixar Screenwriters: In our movie we invented the Lilypad as a cautionary tale Disney Company: At long last, we have created the Lilypad from upcoming Pixar movie Don’t Play with the Lilypad 172038474 2K
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026“the president was loudly booed in the countrys most populous city we traveled to this small town in south dakota to find out why” 6191211109 9.1K
Reposted by Rob LudemanDave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...youtu.beOnly In Monroe --- May 22, 2026YouTube video by Stephen Colbert 733285197661 28.5K
Reposted by Rob LudemanThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026was once New Amsterdam. 102103151720 10.3K
Reposted by Rob LudemanCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines. 270126652984 12.7K
Reposted by Rob LudemanToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands 264126151752 12.6K
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/04/2026remember those other branches of government 1324643591 4.6K
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/03/2026hello what did i miss tell me every thing 13549363856 9.4K
Reposted by Rob LudemanTarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I have no interest in this man’s problems 32897011452 9.7K
Reposted by Rob LudemanFive-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist @unaha-closp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems 452103481974 10.3K
Reposted by Rob LudemanEmoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake." 143104771787 10.5K
Reposted by Rob Ludemansouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 01/02/2026you found darth’s house?? 691843 918
Reposted by Rob LudemanRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I am reading while someone takes a very candid photo of me 3315314 153
Reposted by Rob LudemanRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/12/2025In line for the TSA behind this guy 5191828217 1.8K
Reposted by Rob LudemanKelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 25/11/2025narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what 11671381602 7.1K
Reposted by Rob LudemanChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 25/10/2025This really was one of my main takeaways 17788561327 8.9K
Reposted by Rob LudemanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Media execs have fallen prey to a propaganda and harassment campaign that has completely divorced them from what people actually want right now. Both their insular information environments (group chats, podcasts) and ambient noise (Twitter reactionaries) have put them in a very stupid bubble. 22192801926 9.3K
Reposted by Rob Ludemanandy™ @andylevy.net · 16/08/2025when you realize it was more than a fart 1141938 419
Reposted by Rob LudemanMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The new Director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, John Barron, has revised the jobs numbers for the last three months up from 106,000 jobs to "seventy trillion billion jobs." 53796851926 9.7K
Reposted by Rob Ludemanal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 02/08/2025you’re telling me the generation that grew up eating starbursts with the wrapper still on has plastic throughout their body? 2562293 622
Reposted by Rob LudemanDak @dak.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Microwave popcorn has a 3-second window between “not yet” and “you’ve summoned smoke spirits who hate you personally.” 682158204 2.2K
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/07/2025lots of animals in sinks here just in case u missed it 1565869 658
Rob Ludeman @ludes34.bsky.social · 20/07/2025@darthbluesky.bsky.social I met this fine feral fellow while out on a jog early this morning on the Wailea Beach walk in Maui. 050 5
Reposted by Rob LudemanAmi Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 15/06/2025It was really just a concept of a parade 21168501044 6.9K
Rob Ludeman @ludes34.bsky.social · 28/05/2025@darthbluesky.bsky.social with her teeth now removed, Lexi shows even greater disappointment in tardy breakfast. 726714 267
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/05/2025THIS CAT IS JUST STUDYING THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS LABEL A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE CASE CLOSE 29167094 1.7K
Reposted by Rob LudemanJohn Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025No one looks as horrible as Jake Tapper does right now. May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather. 724164093045 16.4K
Reposted by Rob LudemanBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2025“Bustin’ makes me feel good” 12190441160 9K
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I SEE NO SPAM ON HIS PAWS THIS CAT HAS BROKEN NO LAWS CASE CLOSE 40166192 1.7K
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 03/05/2025u know who was an artist richard scarry was an artist 753835281 3.8K
Rob Ludeman @ludes34.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Not right now, Microsoft Autoupdate. Can you take a nap for a while? 000 0
Reposted by Rob LudemanJeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/04/2025I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning 387346076699 34.6K
Reposted by Rob LudemanDavid Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp. 108111255041 11.1K
Reposted by Rob LudemanPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 05/04/2025My autocorrect changed Lutnick to Nutlick and it’s not wrong. 1524421 244
Reposted by Rob LudemanViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes 836413836930 41.4K
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/03/2025hello ok i am awake what did i miss tell me every thing 1634155291377 15.5K
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/03/2025so much email and group texts to catch up on why is peter hegseth texting me isn’t he a fox news host or something *delete* 473855236 3.9K
Reposted by Rob Ludemandarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/03/2025are there more people here than before or am i imagining things i think we hit seven million before i went to bed 1402942106 2.9K
Reposted by Rob LudemanCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book. 564373146040 37.3K