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Rob Ludeman

@ludes34.bsky.social
557 followers 418 following 189 posts

San Jose Bay Area, High Tech Marketing, Sports (Premier League, Duke basketball, SF Giants, NFL), Cat Fancier

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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who you gonna call?
A tour bus in Edinburgh with branding on the side that reads GHOST BUS TOURS
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When the meeting could have been an email 🙃
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Pixar Screenwriters: In our movie we invented the Lilypad as a cautionary tale Disney Company: At long last, we have created the Lilypad from upcoming Pixar movie Don’t Play with the Lilypad
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“the president was loudly booed in the countrys most populous city we traveled to this small town in south dakota to find out why”
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
youtu.be
Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
was once New Amsterdam.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
remember those other branches of government
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
hello what did i miss tell me every thing
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have no interest in this man’s problems
Royal Match ad where some sort of King is trying to hold rocks from falling on him and you need to solve some matching puzzle to prevent it happening.
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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist @unaha-closp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
you found darth’s house??
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I am reading while someone takes a very candid photo of me
Ivanka Trump
@IvankaTrump
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📚 Here are some books that shaped my 2025: Each one shifted my perspective, some softly, others profoundly. Some I return to again and again, not just for insight, but for alignment.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
In line for the TSA behind this guy
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 25/11/2025
narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This really was one of my main takeaways
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Ahem, Kilometers Straw
Myles Straw
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Media execs have fallen prey to a propaganda and harassment campaign that has completely divorced them from what people actually want right now. Both their insular information environments (group chats, podcasts) and ambient noise (Twitter reactionaries) have put them in a very stupid bubble.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 16/08/2025
when you realize it was more than a fart
the pic of trump shaking putin’s hand with putin cropped out. donald trump, who's facing the camera, is slouching, hunched a little, looking to his side with his mouth sort of screwed ruefully into one corner. (second sentence stolen from jeb lunds alt text)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The new Director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, John Barron, has revised the jobs numbers for the last three months up from 106,000 jobs to "seventy trillion billion jobs."
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 02/08/2025
you’re telling me the generation that grew up eating starbursts with the wrapper still on has plastic throughout their body?
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Microwave popcorn has a 3-second window between “not yet” and “you’ve summoned smoke spirits who hate you personally.”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
lots of animals in sinks here just in case u missed it
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Rob Ludeman @ludes34.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I met this fine feral fellow while out on a jog early this morning on the Wailea Beach walk in Maui.
Black cat laying on a cement path next to a stone wall.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It was really just a concept of a parade
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Rob Ludeman @ludes34.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
@darthbluesky.bsky.social with her teeth now removed, Lexi shows even greater disappointment in tardy breakfast.
Fat tabby cat with yellow eyes and grumpy mouth staring at picture taker
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
THIS CAT IS JUST STUDYING THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS LABEL A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE CASE CLOSE
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
No one looks as horrible as Jake Tapper does right now. May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii:  “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I SEE NO SPAM ON HIS PAWS THIS CAT HAS BROKEN NO LAWS CASE CLOSE
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Rob Ludeman @ludes34.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
They don’t need to have 250 pencils.
Image of a small pencil with eraser.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
u know who was an artist richard scarry was an artist
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Rob Ludeman @ludes34.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Not right now, Microsoft Autoupdate. Can you take a nap for a while?
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/04/2025
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My autocorrect changed Lutnick to Nutlick and it’s not wrong.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
hello ok i am awake what did i miss tell me every thing
the classic windows xp wallpaper with your friend darth the red panda, a red panda wearing a darth vader outfit and with blue sky butterfly wings, flying above
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
so much email and group texts to catch up on why is peter hegseth texting me isn’t he a fox news host or something *delete*
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
are there more people here than before or am i imagining things i think we hit seven million before i went to bed
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.
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