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Ami Berger

@amiberger.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, wordy person | what fresh hell is this? Read more of my stuff on Medium: medium.com/@ami.berger

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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
okay but seriously where the watermelon-carrying fuck is Mitch McConnell
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Join us!!
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Natalie Harp is his Emotional Support Ivanka
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh hey, so if you’re not doing anything tomorrow afternoon at 2 ET/1 CT come hang out with me and @thepoliticschicks.bsky.social for our first ever Chick Chat Live! We’ll basically be shooting the shit about whatever nonsense pops into our heads WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think the rest of the country seriously underestimates how blindingly, utterly, face-meltingly furious Minnesota still is about ICE
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ByePillow Guy
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ve just started putting my personal essays out into the world again, and when I posted one yesterday I was reminded of a Donna Tartt interview (a rare occurrence, she never talks to anyone) where she says that once a thing is in the hands of a reader, it doesn't really belong to her anymore.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I've just returned from my annual pilgrimage to see my east coast friends and while I was there I wrote a thing that maybe you want to read? It's about the lake house where I stayed for a few days, but it's also about aging and memories and hope and fear and why Maine and Minnesota smell the same.
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The Lake
The lake in the morning is absolutely silent except for the birds, who yell at each other from the tops of the trees that crowd the shore…
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
so I wrote a thing about diarrhea lettuce and humor and political resistance and @thepoliticschicks.bsky.social were nice enough to publish it and now I need to text my parents and tell them that I have a thing on the internet about poop jokes
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GUEST CONTRIBUTOR: Diarrhea Lettuce: Building a Culture of Resistance One Poop Joke at a Time
Last week we hosted Ami Berger on our podcast, and during no episode in our show’s relatively short history have we laughed so much.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I just submitted an essay entitled “Diarrhea Lettuce: Building Cultural Resistance One Poop Joke at a Time” to a political blog as a guest columnist and I can’t stop laughing about it because seriously what the hell
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I mentioned this essay I wrote about my childhood home on @thepoliticschicks.bsky.social podcast last week and Monica said it made her tear up so I'm reposting it in case anyone wants to cry about something other than *waves hands around*
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Homage
The creaky, beautiful disaster that was my childhood home
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Them: *mansplains* Me:
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
so if you’ve ever wanted to listen to me natter on for 45 minutes about social media, humor, politics, Minnesota, and holding on to joy while the world is burning have I got a deal for you
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Ami Berger | Threads, Humor & Finding Joy During Dark Times
Episode
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
garble garble garble voter fraud garble garble garble election security garble garble garble Strait of Hormezzuzah garble garble garble Hunter Biden's lap dance garble garble garble *tries to drink water, pours on Mike Johnson's head* There, now you don't have to watch tonight. You're welcome.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know this ship has sailed, been smashed to bits on the rocks, and the crew all eaten by sea monsters, but just imagine what would be happening right now if President Obama had just paid $5.6 million to a woman he raped.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Minnesota sees you, Maine. Fuck ICE.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Them: don’t speak ill of the dead Michael Fanone: *cracks knuckles*
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live your life so that everyone who gets up in the middle of the night to pee doesn’t wake up the dog gasping with delight at the news of your death
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am honoring Lindsey Graham’s life in the same way he would honor mine if I died because I couldn’t access the abortion care I needed
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham knew exactly what Trump is and chose to serve him anyway. That is his legacy.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
People really out here wondering why Platner thought he’d ever have a chance at the Senate given his SA history as if we didn’t have a serial rapist and self-proclaimed p*ssy-grabber currently falling asleep at a fucking NATO summit
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Trump’s economy is so bad that these white supremacist jerkoffs had to cut up their old white hoods to cover their coward-ass nazi-wannabe faces
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I guess the 250th anniversary is the one where you have to get rid of a mad king
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
holy shitsnacks what an absolutely BEAUTIFUL goal by Mexico whewwwwwwww
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Birth tourism” is the new “they’re eating the cats and dogs”
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Great American State Fair is so dead that people are starting to refer to it as "Mitch McConnell"
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don't know how a 5-4 vote about whether the Constitution says what the Constitution says is a victory.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
In the fall of 1991, I was driving with my dad from Boston up to Maine, listening to Anita Hill testify in Clarence Thomas' confirmation hearing. We were so engrossed that we missed our exit and didn't realize it until we noticed we were in Vermont.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
NPR learning the hard way this morning why you never draft directly in the CMS
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
THIS
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Breakdown of SCOTUS on the birthright citizenship ruling: Majority: Roberts, Coney Barrett, Sotomayor, Jackson, Kagan Dissent: Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch Drunk: Kavanaugh
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
He shot her and then called her a fucking bitch and if he doesn't have DV in his history I will eat this phone I am typing on right now
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It is such absolute bullshit that in the midst of all this we still have to think about what to have for fucking dinner
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
*tapping Congress* Uh, is this thing on?
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
it’s almost as if we should have taken the whole grab ‘em by the p*ssy thing a bit more seriously
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
tfw the president is trying to do an insurrection (again) to keep us from finding out that he's a rapist (again)
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
quiet piggy, we know you have no idea what "seditious" means
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Them: An English degree? You’ll never get a job Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Fixed it
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Interrupting your regularly-scheduled snark to say that if you are a survivor of SA, please take care of yourself on social media (and elsewhere) while these Epstein emails are being dumped. I can’t even imagine how triggering some of this stuff must be.
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
or--and stay with me here--we could have just believed the women
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
3 week old dead goldfish: HEY NOW
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I don't know maybe it's just me but it seems like kind of a stretch to reopen the government on the basis of a pinky swear from people who LIE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
but what was the workplace wearing
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Ladies can we ruin Christian nationalism next
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Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
the New York Times changed the headline of Douthat's stupid op/ed again and now it's just called LOOK WE HATE WOMEN OKAY
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