Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026okay but seriously where the watermelon-carrying fuck is Mitch McConnell 8613
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh hey, so if you’re not doing anything tomorrow afternoon at 2 ET/1 CT come hang out with me and @thepoliticschicks.bsky.social for our first ever Chick Chat Live! We’ll basically be shooting the shit about whatever nonsense pops into our heads WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG 0121
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I think the rest of the country seriously underestimates how blindingly, utterly, face-meltingly furious Minnesota still is about ICE 3735
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’ve just started putting my personal essays out into the world again, and when I posted one yesterday I was reminded of a Donna Tartt interview (a rare occurrence, she never talks to anyone) where she says that once a thing is in the hands of a reader, it doesn't really belong to her anymore. 3250
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I've just returned from my annual pilgrimage to see my east coast friends and while I was there I wrote a thing that maybe you want to read? It's about the lake house where I stayed for a few days, but it's also about aging and memories and hope and fear and why Maine and Minnesota smell the same.medium.comThe LakeThe lake in the morning is absolutely silent except for the birds, who yell at each other from the tops of the trees that crowd the shore… 5413
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026so I wrote a thing about diarrhea lettuce and humor and political resistance and @thepoliticschicks.bsky.social were nice enough to publish it and now I need to text my parents and tell them that I have a thing on the internet about poop jokessubstack.comGUEST CONTRIBUTOR: Diarrhea Lettuce: Building a Culture of Resistance One Poop Joke at a TimeLast week we hosted Ami Berger on our podcast, and during no episode in our show’s relatively short history have we laughed so much. 1434
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I just submitted an essay entitled “Diarrhea Lettuce: Building Cultural Resistance One Poop Joke at a Time” to a political blog as a guest columnist and I can’t stop laughing about it because seriously what the hell 615419
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I mentioned this essay I wrote about my childhood home on @thepoliticschicks.bsky.social podcast last week and Monica said it made her tear up so I'm reposting it in case anyone wants to cry about something other than *waves hands around*medium.comHomageThe creaky, beautiful disaster that was my childhood home 6345
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026so if you’ve ever wanted to listen to me natter on for 45 minutes about social media, humor, politics, Minnesota, and holding on to joy while the world is burning have I got a deal for youopen.substack.comAmi Berger | Threads, Humor & Finding Joy During Dark TimesEpisode 0172
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026garble garble garble voter fraud garble garble garble election security garble garble garble Strait of Hormezzuzah garble garble garble Hunter Biden's lap dance garble garble garble *tries to drink water, pours on Mike Johnson's head* There, now you don't have to watch tonight. You're welcome. 3645
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I know this ship has sailed, been smashed to bits on the rocks, and the crew all eaten by sea monsters, but just imagine what would be happening right now if President Obama had just paid $5.6 million to a woman he raped. 11517125
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Them: don’t speak ill of the dead Michael Fanone: *cracks knuckles* 022544
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Live your life so that everyone who gets up in the middle of the night to pee doesn’t wake up the dog gasping with delight at the news of your death 413816
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I am honoring Lindsey Graham’s life in the same way he would honor mine if I died because I couldn’t access the abortion care I needed 110410
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham knew exactly what Trump is and chose to serve him anyway. That is his legacy. 61158138
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026People really out here wondering why Platner thought he’d ever have a chance at the Senate given his SA history as if we didn’t have a serial rapist and self-proclaimed p*ssy-grabber currently falling asleep at a fucking NATO summit 06910
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Trump’s economy is so bad that these white supremacist jerkoffs had to cut up their old white hoods to cover their coward-ass nazi-wannabe faces 4482
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I guess the 250th anniversary is the one where you have to get rid of a mad king 28713
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026holy shitsnacks what an absolutely BEAUTIFUL goal by Mexico whewwwwwwww 0230
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026“Birth tourism” is the new “they’re eating the cats and dogs” 1217020
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The Great American State Fair is so dead that people are starting to refer to it as "Mitch McConnell" 2749
Reposted by Ami BergerRandi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I don't know how a 5-4 vote about whether the Constitution says what the Constitution says is a victory. 813314
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026In the fall of 1991, I was driving with my dad from Boston up to Maine, listening to Anita Hill testify in Clarence Thomas' confirmation hearing. We were so engrossed that we missed our exit and didn't realize it until we noticed we were in Vermont. 5401
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026NPR learning the hard way this morning why you never draft directly in the CMS 1432
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Breakdown of SCOTUS on the birthright citizenship ruling: Majority: Roberts, Coney Barrett, Sotomayor, Jackson, Kagan Dissent: Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch Drunk: Kavanaugh 2596
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026He shot her and then called her a fucking bitch and if he doesn't have DV in his history I will eat this phone I am typing on right now 314218
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/01/2026It is such absolute bullshit that in the midst of all this we still have to think about what to have for fucking dinner 4602
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 23/12/2025it’s almost as if we should have taken the whole grab ‘em by the p*ssy thing a bit more seriously 11068
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025tfw the president is trying to do an insurrection (again) to keep us from finding out that he's a rapist (again) 1686
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025quiet piggy, we know you have no idea what "seditious" means 2776
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Them: An English degree? You’ll never get a job Also them, panicking, at every fucking job I’ve ever had: OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME WRITE THIS 513710
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Interrupting your regularly-scheduled snark to say that if you are a survivor of SA, please take care of yourself on social media (and elsewhere) while these Epstein emails are being dumped. I can’t even imagine how triggering some of this stuff must be. 010116
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 13/11/2025or--and stay with me here--we could have just believed the women 318830
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I don't know maybe it's just me but it seems like kind of a stretch to reopen the government on the basis of a pinky swear from people who LIE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ABOUT EVERYTHING 7650134
Ami Berger @amiberger.bsky.social · 08/11/2025the New York Times changed the headline of Douthat's stupid op/ed again and now it's just called LOOK WE HATE WOMEN OKAY 1878