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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 14h
Top Ten of the 2020s so far (alphabetical) Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret Asteroid City Elvis The Fabelmans Hundreds of Beavers I Saw the TV Glow One Battle After Another Oppenheimer Past Lives Sinners
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 14h
Always funny to run across one of these
Letterboxd Friends’ Rating breakdown with all 3-5 ratings except for a lone 1 star ratingThe friend who doesnt like ANYTHING meme
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clipfarming TikTok of Blue Heron with AI voiceover saying "ONLY '90s KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND THIS"
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh hell yes.
hollywoodreporter.com
Jennifer Lawrence to Star in Zach Cregger’s Sci-Fi Thriller ‘The Flood’
New Line and Warner Bros are releasing the movie in 2028.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't imagine anyone at A24 thought when they gave this the greenlight that it would score them their third biggest opening weekend ever.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I am the code” dude is just Palpatinemaxxing at this point
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Fall Equinox!
theonion.com
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The final weekend number pushes this just ahead of Resident Evil: Afterlife's final domestic total to become the biggest Resident Evil movie ever domestically.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is one of my favorite movies of the last 10 years and yet every piece of Cliff Booth marketing hasn't left me feeling much of anything.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Exceptionally bleak that this is happening the week after CNN was banned from the White House and no one involved in this purchase even feigned concern about it.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One thing I’m particularly excited for about Gerwig’s Narnia movie is how much her Unitarian Universalist upbringing will be discussed in relation to it.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is there any tech company that started with a gimmick that did not eventually give up on it so it could homogenize itself with the rest of the field?
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My at-the-outset take on this is that it looks and sounds genuinely audacious in a way that I thought adaptations of big "IP" were no longer allowed to be, which is only making me more excited.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @jameswilliams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At long last, we have recreated the Stanford Prison Experiment from the classic study “Don’t Recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment”
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what the fuck
variety.com
Netflix Sets ‘New Stanford Prison Experiment’ Unscripted Series for October Release (EXCLUSIVE)
Netflix has commissioned an unscripted series based on the notorious Stanford Prison Experiment, Variety has learned exclusively.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kinda cool of Elijah Wood that after being top-billed in three of the biggest movies of the young century, he chose his first big follow-up role after those movies to be the 6th-billed massive stalker creep in a post-modern RomCom.
(The movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kinda funny how much of the political establishment has a “stupid sexy Flanders” relationship to a random streamer most Americans don’t even know exists.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fetterman is the political personification of this tweet
Dril tweet “go ahead. keep screaming “Shut The Fuck Up” at me. it only makes my opinions Worse”
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Nicholas Hoult leaves Harry Potter due to scheduling conflicts” vibes
hollywoodreporter.com
John Malkovich Cancels ‘The Music Critic’ Israel Performance Over False Press Release (Exclusive)
"A PR company hired by the Israeli promoter drafted a quote for the article that was attributed to me, though I never made the statements that were quoted," says Malkovich in a statement to THR.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
About damn time. They're soooo close to seeming like a real movie studio now!!
variety.com
Netflix to Report Box Office Numbers for 6 Upcoming Movies as Streamer Escalates Theatrical Plans (EXCLUSIVE)
How serious is Netflix going to get about releasing its movies in theaters?
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This ended up also being the secret screening at Telluride so we can probably expect reactions to this in 3ish hours. 😃😃😃
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kinda surprising it took Disney this long to do an anniversary re-release of Pixar's golden age. I wonder if we can get a Ratatouille and/or WALL-E anniversary re-releases as well.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Odyssey has now made 4.73x its opening weekend domestically, pushing it past Inception's multiplier (4.68) to become Nolan's leggiest wide release ever. It also stands as the third leggiest $80M+ opener ever, behind only Top Gun: Maverick and Avatar: The Way of Water.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The success of Weapons indicates that Cregger has the potential to be another Nolan/Peele-caliber director that can bring out audiences for anything he makes, so I'm honestly relieved that he won't be wasting that potential in Franchise Land after this.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AdChoices are so good at selling me a specific product in the 7-10 days after I have already purchased said specific product.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Variety headline: Tom Cruise Is Confident Paramount-Warner Bros. Will Release 30 Films a Year After Merger: ‘They’re Going to Deliver’

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/tom-cruise-david-ellison-paramount-warner-bros-merger-1236846704/Tommy Lee Jones giving the "you dumb motherfucker" look in No Country for Old Men
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
$146 difference between Spider-Man and The Odyssey. Not sure I can remember the last time the top 2 movies were that close on a single day.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Homer Simpson with his giant foam cowboy hat and air horn in the "Whacking Day" episode.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Christmas Carol adaptation where Scrooge makes salient financial points and everyone who hates him isn't so perfect themselves" is such a cartoonishly perfect movie for the new anti-woke Paramount to greenlight.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
…why does he think the Golden Goose was killed?
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
2003 was a big year for family movies with concert performance finales.
School of RockFreaky FridayThe Lizzie McGuire Movie
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My preemptive reaction to every complaint/concern troll about Coyote vs. Acme's box office
"The truth is?" It doesn't matter. The movie got [released]." - Zack Snyder
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You know Nolan has an ironclad grip on the social media output for The Odyssey because Universal still hasn’t released an HD clip of Pattinson’s “beggars” moment.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why is there always something so exceptionally cursed about the month of August
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Robby on The Pitt hitting a facepalm
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A well-deployed “Be My Baby” needledrop can make you feel like you’re watching the best movie ever for a couple minutes, which is at least partially why the Zendaya/Barry Jenkins Ronnie Spector movie has “best music biopic ever” potential
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s always fun to rewatch a movie I have only seen once before in the early ‘00s and to see a moment that was burned into my brain because I saw it in 500 ads, like the Red Queen hologram saying “you’re all going to die down here” in Resident Evil
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Those twenty soldiers:
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dune IMAX 70mm Thursday preview ticket acquired
static.klipy.com
Dune: My Arrakis, My Dune
ALT: Dune: My Arrakis, My Dune
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Only 16 days into the month, the August 2026 box office has already out-grossed every previous August since 2016, and will soon surpass it as the biggest August ever - the first time post-COVID that a month's box office record has been beaten. www.boxofficemojo.com/month/?ref_=...
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Very promising expansion; for comparison, I Saw the TV Glow's second weekend expansion had a much smaller per-theater average ($9,291) in significantly less theaters (21).
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thus ends the craziest box office run since My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Life in Illinois this week
Adam Driver Marriage Story meme "Every day I wake up (and it's still raining)"/smashing wall/"[crying]"
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is halfway to a King of the Hill B-plot.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pleasantly surprised that, even with the ‘80s setting, the Spielberg movie I thought of the most during The End of Oak Street was War of the Worlds.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Do you have Diet Mr. Pibb? Or just the hard stuff?” #OverheardAtTheConcessionsStand
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I actually did a ranking of each season a few years ago; my lowest non-clip show from each season: 3: Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington 4: Marge in Chains 5: Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy 6: Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy 7: Bart the Fink 8: The Homer They Fall I think "Fink" or "Fall" would be my choice.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is Diggity the new Barbenheimer
Release schedule for October 2 showing Digger and Verity coming out the same day
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did you know we have three movies doing 10th anniversary re-releases in America this weekend
Screenshot of Fandango listing for re-releases of Train to Busan, Your Name, and La La Land.
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Jonathan @jonathanmb32.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm tired of living through unprecedented times
Article excerpt:

“This is the craziest storm season I’ve ever seen,” WGN-TV meteorologist Bill Snyder said. “There’s been no rest for the wicked.”

Snyder said Illinois will likely pass 200 confirmed tornadoes after Tuesday’s storms, far and away the most tornadoes of any state in the country for 2026, according to the National Weather Service.

If Illinois continues this stormy trend, it may not only add to its state record but perhaps break a nationwide record for the total number of tornadoes in one state in any single year — 232 tornados in Texas in 2015 and 1967.

“I’m firmly convinced Illinois will break the national tornado record before 2026 is over,” Snyder said.
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