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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’m the only person in my professional role who keeps getting cognitive tests. Just another sign of how good everyone thinks I’m doing.
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Carl says hello.
"Carl" is the nickname for the 1968 Carl Zeiss Mark VI star projector located at the Strasenburgh Planetarium within the Rochester Museum & Science Center (RMSC) in Rochester, NY
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Two Trumps
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A Red Guy representing the White House stands in front of a massive jacked up Trump. The Red Guy points to Trump and says “He’s a big strong hero”

Panel 2: A very very mean woke leftie in the audience shouts “I hate his guts”

Panel 3: Red Guy is now cradling a tiny little baby Trump. With tears in his eyes, Red Guy yells “He’s a baby. You’re screaming at a BABY”
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The Lansdowne portrait of George Washington but he's holding a sign that says 8647 I'm so clever
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jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
No problem! This should make it easier to grasp: it's way more complicated than this but it gets the general idea across.
An image of the Artemis II NASA SLS rocket. 
The launch vehicle is outlines in blue with the caption 'in the sea'.
The service module is red with caption 'took them around the moon then burned up'
At the tip the Launch Escape System is outlined red saying 'burned up'
Second stage fairings are outlines black saying 'aerodynamic fairings that also burned up.
Finally the re-entry vehicle is outlines green stating 'came home.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 09/04/2026
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/04/2026
Their plan is to wear you down until the average American treats everything like they do gun control, just another problem that will never be solved so why try?
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Have we tried renaming it the Strait of America
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
$200 a barrel is misleading. You're not just paying for the container, but also the valuable crude oil inside of it.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I think I may have cracked it
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I recently learned that in British slang you can say something or someone "is jokes" if funny. She's jokes, innit. Absolutely horrifying stuff.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
dudes rock
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Someone filmed the Iranian suicide drone attack from INSIDE the Bahrain hotel. Extraordinary footage. (🎥 Cradle Media)
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Genesee Valley Park
One of the brick shelters in Genesee Valley Park has fuck Charlie Kirk spray painted on it in red paint
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
hello
Twin Peaks opening shot with "lowman" as the title.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 22/02/2026
“Training a human takes 20 years of food”
Agent Smith from the Matrix
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I can’t wear khakis unless I’m prepared to spend 20 minutes shaking the dew off m’lily
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
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daviss @daviss.org · 07/02/2026
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Langston Hughes (1943)
NOTE TO ALL NAZIS, FASCISTS, AND KANSMEN

You delight,
So it would seem,
At making mince-meat
Of my dream.

If you keep on,
Before you're through,
I'll make mince-meat
Out of you.
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Elmo's on our side. #ROC
Protester wearing an Elmo siut and holding a sign that reads" ICE OUT" and "Free Liam Ramos" - Twelve Corners, Brighton NY 1/31/26
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
we will not be silenced.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I know it’s been said a million times but it’s pretty funny how many short king steroid comedians with corny ass manchild tattoos called themselves free speech warriors right up until the moment free speech was actually under attack.
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Challenger STS-51 - Francis R. Scobee, Commander - Michael J. Smith, Pilot - Donald McNair, Mission Spec - Ellison Onizuka, Mission Spec - Judith Resnik, Mission Spec - Gregory Jarvis, Payload Spec - Christa McAuliffe, Payload Spec
Photo of the Challenger crew
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/01/2026
[She strikes him.]
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Yes!
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's time to say it out loud if you haven't yet.
Yesterday in my car wearing an Abolish ICE shirt
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Alex Pretti
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There were at least 50 people at Twelve Corners today #ROC
Banner sign that reads : ICE OUT OF NY at Twelve Corners in Brighton NY
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Shout out to the people who say "But what about global warming?" every time it gets cold out.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2026
Report: Fighting Rising Tide Of Authoritarianism Sounds Like A Lot Of Work theonion.com/report-fighting-rising…
Report: Fighting Rising Tide Of Authoritarianism Sounds Like A Lot Of Work
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Ken calling this a “tough truth from the White Stripes”… I love woke Jeopardy! and based Ken Jennings.
Jeopardy! clue:
THIS DUO'S
"ICKY THUMP" SAYS,
"WHITE AMERICANS...
WHY DON'T YOU
KICK YOURSELF OUT?
YOU'RE AN IMMIGRANT
TOO"
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Show him this map. This is not the Greenland he's looking for. ..but maybe censor Central America?
Transverse Mercator Projection of the world. Greenland appears to be only slightly larger than Madagascar, but Central and South America are immense.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If your church is run by an ICE field director you are not actually attending a church, you’re part of a cult.
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Yeah so fuck Gavin Newsom.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
If you’re going on ICE watch, please please please do not carry a gun. They have more guns. You will not win and they are looking for a reason. Just follow and observe and alert
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
liberals who are unfamiliar with fox dont understand the way in which the network molds the pov of its viewers. its not just cnn with some occasional conservative takes thrown in. its a daily narrative of how the left is fucking you over and how brave conservatives are fighting for you. DAILY.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15/01/2026
The fascist playbook is always the same. Create chaos through targeted violence. Use the existence of that violence as a justification and rationale for implementing autocratic rule to end the violence and chaos they caused.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 15/01/2026
Just fyi if you are mean to me it will cause internal bleeding
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If we abolish ICE those guys that didn’t have jobs or any discernible training will be let loose to smoke fake gas station weed in our nation’s parking lots. What then?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I hate how everything is TikTok now. Hate how Instagram is TikTok because Zuck has never had an original idea. YouTube is TikTok now, I fucking hate shorts, that one hurts the most. Just leave me alone.
Carl hiding behind the couch saying go away leave me alone from athf
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the tackling effort of a quarterback who definitely still loves the game and will be back in 2026
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s been a rough few days in the twin cities but god almighty watching Aaron Rodgers eat shit in the playoffs is a welcome sight
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lowman @lowman.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
#ROC peeps, is anyone going to primary Joe Morelle?
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