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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm suspicious of organized religion. I think it goes back to my childhood. When I watched our cult leader carve open my father’s chest and offer his still-beating heart to the gods

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Cap’n Crunch has been making that cereal that’s all Crunchberries for long enough that I refuse to believe it’s still some sort of mistake

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What I’ve learned in the last year and a half is Evander is going to do Evander things pretty much every game.

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Just finished Snow Crash. Enjoyed it. I’m not the first (or millionth) person to raise the chicken or egg question here, but did Stephenson predict much of the future or speak it into existence by giving certain people ideas? #booksky

The cover of Snow Crash by Neil Stephenson

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

after about a block and a half you realize laughing all the way to the bank is gonna suck

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Your daily affirmation: If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your weirdness.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

(about to make everybody mad at me for the rest of my life) let me handle this, i know how to talk to djinns

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

it’s obvious to me that the nfl is planning another season this year. “bUt tHeY aLrEaDy hAd a sEaSoN lASt yEaR!” i know. they’re doing another one

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“God has a plan for you” No, thanks. I’m familiar with his work

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/08/2026

"First prize is this here gold ounce. Want to see second prize? (He pulls up his pant leg, revealing his stump.) Second prize is he eats yer fucking leg. Third prize is you drown."

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“AHAB: First prize is this here gold ounce. Want to see second prize? (He pulls up his pant leg, revealing his stump.) Second prize is he eats yer fucking le...

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Have you guys heard about the Don’t Talk About Epstein Fauci Diary?

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Oh you like Alison Chains? Name three of her songs.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Little Women 2: Even Littler

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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

there being a book called david copperfield and a magician called david copperfield was really confusing for me as a child

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The bus will never respect you if you run to catch it. Be cool. Make the bus come to you

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Harry Kane needs to follow in Messi’s footsteps and come to MLS so he can get experience at the highest level. #WorldCup

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Paul Harvey @paulharvey.theoutfield.nyc · 12/07/2026

Diver getting nailed with a second yellow this truly is the USA World Cup

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Graham Ruthven @grahamruthven.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Belgium's lineup graphics at this World Cup have been soooooooo good 👌

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Tonight and tomorrow night we get to play every American’s favorite game: Who Gets Go to the Emergency Room?

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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Oof that got me right in the feels 🥹😍🐕 #DogsOfBluesky

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Senate Democrats @democrats.senate.gov · 02/07/2026

One year post One Big Beautiful Bill passage, 800,000 kids have lost SNAP benefits. Nothing says "pro-family" quite like taking food away from children.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

if I announced some renovation on a public property that everybody said was a terrible idea and then I did it anyway, and it immediately failed catastrophically, so I sent police to guard my reno catastrophe & then said what happened was vandalism, you'd call me a deranged old man & you'd be right

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

So New York City finally got to win something. I’m happy for those little guys.

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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”

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Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Congratulations to everyone who said it would get this bad. Your prize is watching everyone who disagreed now claim no one could have predicted it would get this bad.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 08/05/2026

you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I’ve been to a lot of weddings in my day and never once has an ancient mariner pulled me aside to tell his tale of supernatural woe. I’m beginning to think it may never happen.

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

You may think, “I’ll go down to the crossroads at midnight, sell my soul to the Devil, and learn the guitar,” but after all that you never play the guitar as much as you thought you would.

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Ingmar Bergman’s John Wick 4

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I’ve seen enough. I’m not voting for President Trump in 2028.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

good morning only to the folks who are up and ready to hear the words “good morning!” for the people not ready yet, i’ll leave this post up for when you are

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Woof @lolimjustsaying.bsky.social · 13/05/2026