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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice world you’ve got here. Be a shame if it was completely ruined by evil ghouls beyond your control
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#pixelart
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 14/08/2026
Don't mind me, I'm off to gut higher education, one of the UK's most successful and globally respected exporting industries, because I think doing so will let me defeat white nativism with immigration charts. I am the most naive human being alive.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/01/2025
practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/07/2026
a specter is haunting europe: dracula
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
those rolling stacks you'll find in any big state school library
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
More news from the party that supposedly protects woman and girls. Reform UK controlled councils in Essex have banned libraries from promoting International Women’s Day. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform's new library policy 'Orwellian', says Essex councillor
Librarians are being told they can no longer promote events such as Pride and Black History Month.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Daily bunny no.3311 knows is sorting by subject
A bunny in an old academic library looks over a pile of books scattered on the floor, all cleared off of some previously full shelves.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If I were Stephen King, I simply would not allow Tucker Carlson to own a cabin in Maine.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/01/2026
ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]
An opossum dipping a cookie in milk near more cookies and strawberries on a plate
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When you read the last book at the library, the whole thing caves in on you.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/03/2026
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling.
We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...
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Troutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go
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a swarm of autumn bugs @facefullabugs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 

The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Me: *makes a single small purchase from a brand* Brand: We are now betrothed
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scaremyn! @carmyn.zone · 27/11/2025
ah here he comes that soon of a gun that cat that Garfield that gigantic thing
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Faith @faithschaffer.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐
Ink drawing- side profile vignette of a woman walking though a windy patch of tall grass. She is carrying a lantern full of stars.
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daniel chamberlain @amfmpm.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
worried i'll never have the chance to survive an assassination attempt only to later crash a costume ball thrown by my would-be killer and greet them by saying "what's the matter, dubois? you look as if you've seen a ghost"
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
In my experience, courage is usually the product of love and/or solidarity. When we are deeply invested in each other, we are more likely to take risks that we wouldn't take out of mere principle, or for the sake of people we feel disconnected from. Our alienation mass produces cowardice.
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fearbiter @wolfteeth.net · 17/08/2025
did you fall from heaven? because you look like you're probably at war with god
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It’s the month before 9/11 and life is still simple. You’re with your friends, all dressed up in Corelli costumes, waiting in a long line for opening night of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. Later you’ll hit Denny’s for a late night Grand Slam, then play Captain Corelli’s Mandolin 3 on PS2 till morning
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/05/2025
Dreaming of my call being used for training porpoises
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025
all things considered, great time to steal the Declaration of Independence
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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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lizbatch.bsky.social @lizbatch.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Accidentally made a cushion cover that looks exactly like a sausage. Very proud
A bolster covered in brown fabric, with unfortunately placed nubby tassels at each end
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