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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 23h

[lips on mic] “How do I gently unblock myself?”

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Create a weight loss plan for me. Wrong answers only.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I like this plan a lot! 🍩

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Create a daily workout routine for me. Wrong answers only.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

surprise video calls from the boss should be illegal

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

need to get back in shape, haven’t been called “sport” since i was a kid

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

All hammered up on wassail

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

guess I’ll still be posting since I’m not a billionaire again

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

“Merry Christmas, Sexy!” said the unknown number, a little after midnight.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

another year without getting my dream present: a trap door for solicitors

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Me: [gets a hippopotamus for Christmas] My cat (staring at his litter box): wtaf

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Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The average person eats 25 marshmallows in their sleep per hour

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The average person eats 50 secrets in their sleep per minute

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

sorry for the foul language. im a parent so saying "what the fuck" is really just second nature at this point

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

a wise man once said: her me out

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

one of those hugs might fix me

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Possible scents? Gunpowder. gasoline? fear?

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Seems like low-hanging fruit that there isn’t a candle company called “John Wick.”

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

bad news. it’s actually pretty nice having clothes put away instead of in a pile

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Someone shrieked an office chair was killing them. There wasn’t even a sign of a struggle when I peeked over my cubicle.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Therapist: I think we’re having a break-through. Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

you lost me at figgy but brought me right back with pudding

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Happy “Unsubscribe” to Black Friday deal emails, to all who celebrate!

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

that’s nice, seafood is expensive

Roadside billboard reads "Dave Ryan gave me crabs."

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

My party trick is not showing up

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

You can use your thanksgiving leftovers as pizza toppings and literally no one can stop you

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

time to go plant the turkey

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

carving turkeys is really difficult when they wriggle so much

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Lil chunky but worth the chew!

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

I’m on a killing spree with kindness on you! 🤗😘❤️

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

A turkey holding a photoshopped sword stands in a grassy field.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

On days like these, don't you just want to drench yourself in butter, roll around in flour, and bake at 350° sometimes?

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Anyone want to try my Thanksgiving leftovers smoothie tomorrow?

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