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@lichensurprise.bsky.social
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cat person, person person, fungeon master, musician, lgbtq+ justice enthusiast, believer that a better world is possible

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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 01/10/2026
Well, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna click the link and open up the steam store. You're gonna purchase Lovely Lady RPG at a very generous 20% discount either for yourself, for a friend or loved one, or for your group's Grungler. That's it. store.steampowered.com/app/3567040/...
a screenshot of mike from breaking bad in a car
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 01/10/2026
Okay so I don’t think this is true - historically speaking, mass violence consistently comes from an attempted rejection (rather than a *lack*) of empathetic impulses, which exist whether we want them to or not, and desire to distance oneself from an externalized target.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the tendency to take older intellectual property and making it dark and gritty has run its course. Time to start adapting older texts to be maximally horny.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Velouria 🏳️‍⚧️ @baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
picture of tiramisu, text reading "the tiramisu fandom is dying repost if you love ladyfingers in your mouth"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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John Dewey @john-dewey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Please allow me to suggest some reading material that I believe you will find edifying: www.africa.upenn.edu/Articles_Gen...
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Letter from a Birmingham Jail [King, Jr.]
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, distraught says "OH NO! That means..." We seek Jack Skellington from Night Before Christmas approaching a door that looks like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of nervous looking passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane he's on about to go into the first tower. He says "what's this?"
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The entire presentation of conservative masculinity is elaborate fantasies about how you would do Taken if an immigrant/hip-hop thug/antifa sicko touched your daughter and when it actually happens they're like "it's very sad, he should go to the doctor :("
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here are some nice mushrooms
A very bodacious pair of stump puffball mushrooms grow on the side of a decayed and mossy log, looking for all the world like tiddies. All photos by me
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kevinwglass.bsky.social @kevinwglass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Maybe it's just me but video games should make it harder for the player character to be "good."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if i may bsky.app/profile/inte...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026
now that’s a practical infographic
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lichensurprise.bsky.social @lichensurprise.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Roko's Modern Basilisk
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
these guys are willing to get piker killed, blow up their own party, and bring the economy and what's left of the social safety net down forever all to serve an otherwise powerless foreign government's desire to dominate and destroy all the people around it
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
people are treating this like a pivot but i think she’s espousing a very narrow form of transmedicalism that has some purchase among TERFs
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you say “my peanus horts” your phallocentrism is showing THE END
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"kiss from a rose" but it's "6 feet of ropes", I'm too tired to put the work in
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/08/2026
Obama was designed in a lab to be the most Mr Rogers coded drone striking highly effective agent of western imperialism in US history and the media called him a foreign Muslim 24/7 for 8 years & transformed every other white person into a KKK werewolf
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
as always, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a meerkat is seated  and speaking to the “camera” in an interview style. The meerkat says with an intensity, “nobody knows the real story. I was there.” Panel 2: another dramatic Netflix documentary interview style shot of the meerkat. It continues, “it’s a cult.” Panel 3: title card on a prairie landscape which reads, “MEERKAT MANOR: Tunnel of Lies”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There are only three possible futures: a) everyone in the Trump admin goes to jail, rule of law partially restored; b) Dems retaliate in full, and maybe that's a deterrent; c) neither (a) nor (b), so lawless authoritarianism wins again, and when Republicans regain power they ramp it up even more.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 29/07/2026
im not gonna lie dude ive never had the moon OR a pizza pie hit my eye
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Trump, get out of Michigan.
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Bam @bamer1can.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The fact that a joint technology program for missile defense, cyber, and AI, is being portrayed as “merging militaries” by so many accounts, and often with similar responses of uncritical outrage shows both the dangers of social media and how primed people are to believe libels based on the target.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Plantar fasciitis is my achilles heel
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We still have the cultural image that actual Nazis were defeated in the 1940's, and the remaining Nazis are either unemployed basement-dwellers or fringe militias in Idaho. There is still a reluctance by media and business leaders to say openly that the world's wealthiest person is a Nazi.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/07/2026
Have you guys heard that the Applebees 2 for $25 deal now includes the new Bacon Cheeseburger Wonton Tacos #spon #Applebees #TubiPartner
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Going to every feast while Odysseus is out but making sure to not make eye contact with his missus so she knows I’m only here for the scran
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026
‘He Made The Ultimate Sacrifice,’ Trump Tells Military Widow About Scooby-Doo Putting Up With Scrappy-Doo
‘He Made The Ultimate Sacrifice,’ Trump Tells Military Widow About Scooby-Doo Putting Up With Scrappy-Doo
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/07/2026
Cacaodaemon
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Joined Apr '23
Fighter
Bluesky Elder
Every news story is now "State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA)
where parishioners say they were
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Uncle Baño @strangematter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this mf got the place looking like a strip mall thai restaurant
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Maybe I can help. Vaccines are a product of natural sciences that study unchanging physical properties and while imperfect, are the best chance we have at understanding the world around us. Economics, however, is simply astrology for pedophiles
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Thought i seen a driverless car. but the guy was just in the store..
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Thanos mocks a beat-down Captain America, “give up yet?” Panel 2: Doctor Strange begins to open a portal. Spider-Man appears beat up. Through bleeding teeth and a black eye, Captain America replies, “Not while we have…” Panel 3: Thanos, gobsmacked, exclaims, “Maya Angelou!?” Indeed, there she is - Maya Angelou, T-posing and floating stoically through the open portal.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
One problem I have with every recipe is where is the step for crying
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 12/07/2026
In memoriams don’t usually include how they died
The “baby of the year” in memoriam freeze frame from the sketch comedy show I Think You Should Leave, where Sam Richardson’s character, host of the awards show, is on a stage looking up at a projection screen. This is an edited version where the screen has Lindsey Graham’s picture. It says “Little Lindsey Graham, 1955-2026, consumed by a lifetime of evil.”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fellas, is it sapphic to find love?
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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