Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it's so bad that the only translation of the Red Book of Westmarch is garbage. what do you mean you changed Bilba Labingi's name to "Bilbo Baggins." who authorized you to do that 1320950 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom 7690111416 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well, if it’s 23 September... YES, THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the 72nd anniversary of the hunt for the Gorbals Vampire, in which hundreds of children aged from four to 14, armed with dogs, knives, and sharpened sticks went looking for an urban myth 10257102 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me 152587302 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 03/09/2026Inside the sun 101415169 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 244293901 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialmitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 29/08/2026here's a few of my favorites from the "eating cigarettes era" of swan boy 315933 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the theory of relativity works in ways you wouldn't expect. for example if you eat Combos at high velocity (in a car trip) they will energize you, but if you eat them at zero velocity (at home) they will drain your life essence 029930 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialCredentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Morton Salt Girl is a merry fellow; Bright blue her label is and her shoes are yellow 4489124 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 24/07/2026Calibration Nobel xkcd.com/3275/ 225221689 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialKady! @kadytimberfox.bsky.social · 23/07/202610-Cent Beer Night is the closest thing to a lord of the rings battle that has ever happened on a baseball field 535454 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I wonder if the dimension all our moisture-wicking material shunts our sweat to will ever take revenge 27314 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialplease be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026ancient mesopotamian farmer i'm making watch the sheep detective: this flock is so healthy. so large. it's so beautiful. this future is wondrous me: yeah and it's a movie. that square on the wall is showing another world farmer: you already explained films. do not make me watch ghost of mars again 61348239 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialCTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 20/06/2026TRILOBITE BLUES In life, your pet trilobite never got to meet you. The little oval spent quiet days scurrying about the seafloor, as its kind had always done for hundreds of millions of years. Sometimes it would curl up into a ball to protect itself... www.greaterrealityarea.net/trilobite-bl...greaterrealityarea.netTRILOBITE BLUESIn life, your pet trilobite never got to meet you. The little oval spent quiet days scurrying about the seafloor, as its kind had always done for hundreds of millions of years. Sometimes it would cur... 812461 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialEli Kahn 🏳️🌈 @elikahn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the worst part is the country is divided into two major administrative divisions, and if you thought those regions were respectively called “Bosnia” and “Herzegovina”, you’re wrong 2605 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Truly one of the stupidest and also best jokes in sitcom history 262051145 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.social"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026putting this on this website 2347 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that 393146663 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 16/05/2026Guys. The Ancient Greeks weren't white. They were more like cephalopods than modern humans -- their skin was bioluminescent and constantly shifting its color. And they didn't live in in idyllic seaside villages; they could only survive near deep-ocean vents. They DID have Matt Damon accents, though 472513540 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialChristopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026we all know I have no life, so: 41594903393 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialJesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 21/04/2026Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social 143754 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II-- THE POPE: (coughing) fuck! SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness 01743289 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialneotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 31/03/2026living to see rockets as beaten up as shipping containers 14010 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/01/2026[horse meeting] We're getting a lot of good feedbag 563906573 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialdillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 31/12/2025pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written 5549871436 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialDan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 30/07/2025[any random space bullshit happens] Hari Seldon: aha, my plan 1338559 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialBenjamin Harnett @benjaminharnett.com · 25/07/2025The marketing text on the back of this Tom Lehrer record is impeccable. Everywhere you look, a banger. 522770 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Science has been rocked by the recent discovery of a non-unique snowflake. It is extremely rare and there is only one. 434730 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Made some Magic: The Gathering cards 8337251018 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialBrian @snowshoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2025This weekend I will be expanding into Eurasia via the Zagros Mountains. I hope to be the first anatomically modern human on the continent 0152 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 09/12/2024A BORROWER: *stoned out of his mind, hoisting your eyelid open at 2:30 in the morning* hey man do you have any morsels 435686 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025a special police force designed to handle incidents where dogs find religion en masse 925919 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/04/2025i bet if you’re root beer it’s like the highest possible honor to go into a root beer float, it’s like getting a root beer knighthood 930420 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialDanny Lavery @dannymlavery.bsky.social · 21/04/2025my top ten Pope drafts, based solely on header photos from the Wikipedia list of eligible cardinals (Taking into account "authoritative hair, eye-twinkliness, nose character, eyebrow magnitude, sense of whimsy") www.thechatner.com/p/is-he-pope...thechatner.com"Is He Popeable?" My Top Ten Pope Picks, Based Solely on Header Photos In Wikipedia's List of Current CardinalsMost recently on this topic: “Babette’s Feast and the Protestant Envy of Catholicism.” 410021 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialAlicia Spencer-Hall @aspencerhall.bsky.social · 25/02/2025More thoughts on Eleanor Rykener in the BL's #MedievalWomen exhibition. Her inclusion is majorly important, not just because of *her* importance as a beacon of trans visibility in the historical record, but also the current anti-trans environment in the UK & elsewhere 520279 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do 269232803310 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 15/01/2025no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it 191154216 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Life is a standing wave of meat eating and shitting itself across literal geological ages. 3916 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13/01/2025A few billion years ago a cell divided for the first time, and now you, a colony of trillions of specialized cells, can get shot by the mob because the horse you bet on tripped and broke the single giant toenail it runs on, and I think that's beautiful. 12949123 0
Reposted by @leahlaurel.bsky.socialJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure. 102179834011 0
![Comic. [Person 1 with short hair on stage behind podium reading off paper while addressing audience. People are shown sitting in chairs while Person 2 with ponytail and Person 3 waving are walking toward stage.] PERSON 1: This year’s Nobel Prize in “calibrating your equipment carefully and not embarrassing yourself by publishing spurious results” goes to Dr. Adams and Dr. Smith, who did *not* announce the discovery of microbes on Titan. PERSON 3: Thank you, thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihztdrvxjeyzmz6dmz3xb4vi6wiwwtge6fwdoxjcum5aptndv3kfm)
