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Jesse Gamble

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LP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 3h
please don't tell me that billionaires aren't a problem - they don't even serve time like everyone else
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 3h
Dumbass Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO.) looking smug while Dumbass Senator John Kennedy (R-LA.) holds up a sign above him. The sign shows a person making the very first move of a chess match, moving a white pawn to the center of the board. The text on the sign reads "CHECK MATE COMMIES"
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 5h
I just want to sleep through the night and to wake up rested. That's not so much to ask! But instead I'm just waking up for no reason and can't get back to sleep for an hour plus pretty consistently.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 20h
If a crime is committed against you do not report it to your school or place of work, they are going to protect THEMSELVES not YOU. They will absolutely throw YOU under the bus in the pursuit of protecting themselves.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p.s. "The National Panhellenic Conference, which governs the country’s 26 major sororities, maintains that sisters can’t swig booze in sorority houses — even as the fraternity down the street throws a keg party," sending the women into enemy territory to drink. Prohibition should be on frat houses.
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Why frat bros can throw parties but sorority sisters aren’t allowed to
The new Seth Rogen film explores why Greek men and women don't have the same rights
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 23h
OK I could definitely get behind THIS
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 29/09/2026
Status report, "Just Thought I'd Mention": Noting some Discourse on alternate YA material about young #wizards (without toxic additives). If you're interested (and not in the UK: sorry, Brexit issues...), these nine diverse & inclusive works are on #sale at a really low price!🙂 bit.ly/YWNMESET
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YW New Millennium 9-Volume Box Set
Our New Millennium Editions box sets are optimized for each of the devices appearing under the price listing. Please click on one to choose the format you prefer.The New Millennium Editions of So You ...
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 29/09/2026
This....sucks, actually
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People always respond to stuff like this by speculating the person has himself raped someone and I'm certainly not going to discount the possibility but I think it discounts how much of misogyny is built on people who are in it for the love of the game
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
Check mate, wokies! Seriously, how can you think that this is in any way a gotcha?
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
Somehow I live in a zone where FedEx always predicts a morning delivery, and yet we never, ever get a morning delivery. It's usually late afternoon at best, if not sometime randomly in an evening. Yet they continue to lie to themselves and me about when they will be getting us our packages.
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AppleInsider @appleinsider.com · 28/09/2026
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
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Meta's new AI agent blatantly ignores users permissions
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
I've got a solution - nationalize the corporations. Just all of 'em. Saddle THEM with the national debt, and require their majority owners to secure it with their personal wealth. Will it work? No idea, but it's essentially what all those VCs do!
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
I can't believe they performed STORM live at the VMAs! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPnN...
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GENER8ION feat. Yung Lean Perform "STORM" | 2026 VMAs
YouTube video by MTV
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
Game designers that work on competitive multiplayer games should be required to watch a clip of modern sidecar motorcycle racing. It's a perfect example of how people will go to insane lengths to optimize what seems like a simple task. Understand what behavior you are incentivizing.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
king shit
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian on the left says 
I like Dr. Pepper
He is large

Brian on the right says
Me too but I'm smaller lol
He is small
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/09/2026
Marshawn Lynch is a national treasure
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/09/2026
Happy for Schmetz! Also realizing this should have happened months ago
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/09/2026
Watching 9 to 5 for the first time. Fonda, Tomlin, Parton is a damned murderers row
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 27/09/2026
Tifo by @weareecs.bsky.social honoring former co-president Tom Biro.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/09/2026
Rick Rizz and Dave Niehaus were the voices of my childhood. Two of the best to ever do it. Sad that this era is fully, finally ending.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/09/2026
Much like any such list, there's a lot to disagree with. I don't think anything here shouldn't necessarily make the list at all, but I do think putting Game of Thrones at number 6 is a CHOICE when you have to forgive actively bad seasons, esp since they call out True Detective (Season 1) only.
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Hi. I'm Dan. @dannicus.com · 25/09/2026
Miss you, Tom.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/09/2026
Finished up Dungeon Crawler Carl book 1 today, and yeah I see why it's so popular. I do wonder in 5 or 10 years how the cultural reference stuff will hold up, but since most of it is confined to one particular aspect of the story I think it'll feel less egregious than Ready Player One.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/09/2026
I attended the burial and memorial services for a friend of mine that passed recently today. It sucks that so often these are the times when you see old friends and people you've lost touch with for no good reason. But it was good to see those folks, even under the shit circumstances.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 24/09/2026
Syril Karn is in the new season of Slow Horses!
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 24/09/2026
For those keeping track, Sounders now have four goals from starting No. 9s in their past five games after getting zero in the previous 26 games.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 24/09/2026
Holding my breath for the next 10 minutes or so 😬
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026
EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thought this was newsworthy enough to post a Twitter screenshot
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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 23/09/2026
Vote NO on I-645 in WA to tax the millionaires and billionaires!
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 23/09/2026
I'm more concerned about the senators and representatives who have a fetish for throwing kids in cages and protecting billionaires who are in the Epstien files. Those are far more terrifying to me, personally. Who gives a shit if your pilot likes to put on a fur suit in their personal time?
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For @flaminghydra.com, I wrote about Ten Things I Hate About You, the only good teen movie in an era of really bad ones: flaminghydra.com/the-only-goo...
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The Only Good Teen Movie
Once upon a time in the early 2000s, when I was very young and more impressionable than I realized at the time, every single fucking teen movie was about An Ugly (Glasses-Wearing) Girl Who Is Finally ...
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Jason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hot take: Some soccer fan billionaire eating a few million dollars a year to support local soccer coverage across America would have a much bigger impact on the future of the sport than subsidizing the salary of a fancy USMNT manager
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
nytimes.com
F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Grand Illusion Cinema says it has found a new home, aiming to re-open the Varsity Theatre in the U-District later this fall.
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The Grand Illusion Is Moving Into the Varsity Theatre - The Grand Illusion Cinema
We are moving into and reopening the historic Varsity Theatre in the U District! Learn more about our plans and how you can help.
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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 22/09/2026
Was just informed that @seattletimes.com is ceasing beat coverage of soccer. Massive loss for both local and national soccer community.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
hello i am writing about the history of the Diplomacy game Slobbovia that was played by mail in the 70s and 80s, if you were involved please send me a DM because i'd love to chat!
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
‘Darkwing Duck’ Reboot Ordered to Series at Disney+ With Mark Hamill, Seth Rogen in Lead Roles variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 22/09/2026
Remember folks, however much you hate Ronald Regan and his administration, it isn't even close to enough.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 22/09/2026
I'm so mad. So mad....
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 22/09/2026
Oh my God, Apple making it a HUGE pain in the ass to put audiobooks I own on my phone from Windows. So frustrating.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 21/09/2026
Remember folks, it's not hard to learn how to photochop. Don't let the computers steal the joy you get from making quickly tossed together images for jokes!
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