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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 4h
Control resonant kinda reminds me of smt v
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 7h
[1600s broadsheet] prœtanyne! afford-able & free frome unwantede ingrædientf
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 7h
Remembering when Amazon dropped this and said "it's an iffy film from a hit or miss director" on background to da trades
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 9h
WAIT WHERE IS HE HEARING THIS
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 9h
Step 1: release the biggest box office bomb of the year Step 2: people keep seeing headlines about it and see it and it Elementals its way to profitability Step 3: Tom Cruise gets to cut off a limb of Ellison Sr while Ellison Jr gets to choose which one Step 4: Digger best picture win
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 11h
i keep getting ads for this very real housing development near me and this name lol no thank you i will not be living in the horror movie murder town, thank you
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 11h
69% of Americans would hide a body for Kyle chandler
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two episodes into LANTERNS and the appeal is not “do you enjoy Green Lantern comics?” Nor “Do you want a detective show with cosmic/superpower elements?” But rather “have you been fostering a crush on Kyle Chandler for over two decades?”
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12h
Sorry I can't be him (Dennis Haysbert in Far From Heaven)
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 12h
Zaslav will step down in order to spend more time doing human things like practicing his smile
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12h
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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 12h
What
Woods said she’s always expressed herself online, but the COVID-19 pandemic and early debates around 5G pushed her from “tinfoil hat” speculation into rigorously researched political commentary.
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 12h
Straight up attempted murder
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 13h
I have super floppy hair so whenever I put on a hat I just have to accept it's gonna look Like That for the rest of my life
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Donald @rabbitoh.bsky.social · 13h
How to know when an election is approaching.
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 14h
Look closer mister president. Get your face all up in that petri dish. And then touch your entire staff
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15h
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 15h
Megyn is the final boss of mean nurses
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 15h
I love the little explainer of what furry is and that it just says "latest fad"
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 16h
Love it when a client's first reply to a proof is "please see the edits in my previous email" sir this is the first time our lives have touched like dick tips
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16h
This is a factual description of Cain but it still feels like underselling it, like calling Mr. Hands an equestrian
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 16h
Oh man I would love it if these "Sony is working on the psp3" rumors are true
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 16h
This isn't funny my hero father was also murdered by Bender
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 16h
the most important Wisconsin souvenirs
An open suitcase with an icon of Saint carlo Acutis and a package of cheese curds resting on some rumpled clothing
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 17h
just dig up joel schumacher
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 17h
put in the newspaper i got mad about democracy
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 17h
google news ai i don't think you got the story quite right lmao
Google news: Tom Cruise stars in box office satire Digger
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 19h
The Chicago populous yearns for pedestrianized streets. Lincoln Square should be closed to cars year-round.
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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 19h
It's obvious at this point that late September and early October street fests are an untapped vein and until supply meets demand we're going to see festivals with small admission asks (right now the fall fests range from free to $5) get absolutely swamped with people even with little marketing.
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 18h
Judging from the qps they chose the least liked idea for a reboot
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 19h
wall street financier jeffrey epstein, who became an internet meme later in life, has died
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 19h
Adolf Hitler, semi-professional painter and author jailed for failed putsch, dies in Berlin with wife
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 19h
Just put together two things: they used to film the show early edition in oak park and one time they did it right behind my elementary school so we saw them act out a bunch of stuff. Which brings me to point two: when I was a child I saw Kyle chandler in person NOW I GET WHY I'M GAY
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 19h
I mean as long as I've been living in Lincoln Square it's Been Like That
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 19h
Queering The Super Fans Look: a guide to being 38 year old gay Chicagoan
Me wearing sunglasses and a bears color hat
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 20h
Tom King did WHAT
A show like Lanterns is hardly the product of a single creative voice, but it's hard not to spot the thematic through-lines that series co-writer and co-creator Tom King has frequently brought to his comics. As a ClA operative, King was part of the group that helped plan the 2003 invasion of Iraq, a colossal blunder of geopolitics that led to numerous war crimes. As a person, there is perhaps much he has to answer for, and that justice may never come. As an artist, these open-ended questions seem to haunt him too, and Lanterns's final two episodes may be the ultimate expression of those conflicted introspections. When the finale returns to its present timeline as John, along with Hal's younger self, the "Halogram, confront a bound Sinestro on the remnants of Antaan's planet the characters jump right in and sct the stage for this quiet drama.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Werner Herzog voice) Liberty Biberty
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Omg chase park is doing their haunted house again
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a (new?) restaurant on Lincoln in Lincolnwood called Holy Peño: Halal Mexican Grill and I think I have to try it
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the coney dog state finds this relatable
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mariano's
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
breaking GOOD
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I spoiled this movie for myself and I have to say: lmao
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love when Business Brain Secrets just boil down to "thinking things through"
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think a lot about how we currently live in the utopia imagined by the dreadful midcentury lawmakers who wrote codes like this—dominated by cars and highways, neighborhoods sapped of people and commerce, everything segregated to oblivion—and how we can and should put all their ideas in the trash
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got shishito peppers in ssamjang from h Mart and the first one I grabbed from the container nearly killed me. I was kind of hoping to get another spicy one but alas I am still alive and in need of more
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah yes the Bible
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BREAKING: Trump has died from The Good Shit. We mourn a dose that could've gone to someone much cooler
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's actually The Good Shit they just tell him it's aspirin. It makes him taste red and see machine elves
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dylan Faden NOT INNOCENT but also he's autistic babygirl so he's INNOCENT
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