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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man

@lawnmowerbob.bsky.social
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Still watches TV Never folds laundry Eats Cheetos with latex gloves No refunds

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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My phone battery is at 69%
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ambie nickelspooki✨ @trashxbandicoot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
hamburger help her
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No YOU do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Life is short, leave me alone
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a glory hole but it’s my parents on the other side saying they’re proud of me
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you know what, this is random. but shout out to school lunch ladies that don't let children starve
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finish your plate, there are people starving for attention
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok why not , I’m down
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can you put mine in a thermos so I can take to work , I spent all my cash on gas
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm about to have some bomb tacos and a liter of Coke Zero
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting older isn’t so bad if you can tolerate having a body that always hurts
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Orange background. A wide-eyed, brown-haired man is seen head and shoulders, wearing a collared white shirt and blue necktie. He thinks, "WHAT HAVE I DONE??"
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hold on, let me dumb it down a bit for you.
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Knuckle tats that say- TACO TUES
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wasn’t completely useless today. I cooked, did the dishes, & laundry. The cats were of no help.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watched the last Jackass movie. Gonna miss those guys & their shenanigans.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe there should be some shame in your game, bro
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish cats could do chores. They wouldn't, but that'd be cool.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When all else fails you really have nothing to worry about anymore
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s Friday night , so I have to sand down my toe nails
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This happened to me last week , I have no regrets
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Princess Space Catt 💙 @spacecatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had KFC for lunch and now I’m having major regrets
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s what she said?
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m breaking out the sweatpants that say “Sorry” across the ass
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
French toast? Whose idea was it to kiss your breakfast?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 16/09/2026
I called in sick at the skateboarding factory and they gave me a promotion
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/02/2026
why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
chewing on an avocado pit like it's a jawbreaker at a job interview
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cars should have lights we can turn on to let people know we have to pee
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*I* made this
Beef stew over mashed potatoes
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“It’s fine,” I tell myself, “that’s a tomorrow problem.”
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People just don’t Hip Hop Hooray like they used to
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nothing has gone right since taco bell took the meximelt off the menu
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 19/09/2026
you can't always get what you want but if you try sometime, you will find you get poop and pee
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slides you some cheese* you’ll need this for your journey
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wanna hug some of you. Some because you’re awesome, some because you need it, and the rest because you’d absolutely hate it
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
once my deodorant stops working it’s odor for you bitches
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t appreciate that I’m wide awake right now. I foresee many future naps.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never found a fan speed that I’ve been truly happy with
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am a lover with or without a lover, because love is who I am, not who I'm with.
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i came. i saw. i left early
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m tired of things costing money
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like you
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sorry i never responded to your text, i've been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does anyone else really enjoy just sitting the fuck down?
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sorry for being so extra this week. It will happen again.
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