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@kenjimallon.bsky.social
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Dog dad 🐕‍🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny. As subtle as a plane crash. 🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine 🏳️‍🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 4h
The first move for Skydance after the merger announcement: fire the studio executives who brought in One Battle After Another and Sinners.
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Michael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.
The news comes as Paramount Skydance is readying to finalize its deal for the legacy studio.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 39m
No one in Massachusetts needs this truck and it shouldn't be legal to drive on a Class D license. I don't know what's worse, the lift kit or illegally tinted windows.
The tire is bigger than I amMy head is barely visible out the side windowThe hood is over my head.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 41m
🐕🐾 School Open House
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h
Why does Cambridge need a crew cab pickup truck for parking enforcement?
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Randolph West (they/them) @randolphwest.ca · 1h
SO MUCH A.I. WRITING IS BEING PASSED OFF AS HUMAN AND I HATE HATE HATE IT. WE CAN TELL. WE CAN ALL TELL. YOU BECOME A BETTER WRITER BY WRITING MORE. DO BETTER.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 1h
Someone buy me a cute little Slate Auto please?
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 2h
If I hired movers and one of them was smoking in the back of the truck, they wouldn't be getting paid
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Joshua Failé @joshuafaile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MEpolitics: For decades, Susan Collins has been accepting bribes in exchange for federal contracts and working to protect herself from scrutiny and accountability for her rank corruption, well before she became a crony of the fascist Trump regime. She must be voted out, arrested, and prosecuted!
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 4h
Cops on bicycles seem so much happier and friendlier than other cops. Of course they're probably getting paid triple overtime to work this event at Danehy Park.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 18h
Magic, magic, MAGIC
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 19h
The tagline was something like "When the pressures on, Jay Feely won't come through for you" as the image of a kick going wildly wide right plays in screen.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 19h
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 19h
I'm getting a burger
Starlite

On a vintage GE fridge:

everyone is getting engaged, married, or pregnant and I'm just over here getting hot dogs
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It can't really be too much to ask others to be respectful of your time, can it?
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What grade were you in when you had your first kiss?
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you need to send a fundraising email with the header “We know you’re not an ATM” maybe it’s a sign you ought to reign in the grifter consulting firms that are alienating supporters with a constant stream of panhandling spam to raise money that mostly gets poured back into their own coffers?
Dem fundraising email headed “We know you’re not an ATM”
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Say you move into a building with an empty storefront downstairs. It's imminently being leased. What do you hope will move in?
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As with Mamdani, you simply can not make someone with this much kindness-coded rizz look menacing.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so annoyed. Today was supposed to be 80° and sunny and it's 70° and raining, AGAIN
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Sweatshirt Season Selina 🧥🍂🍁 @selina3sticks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That doesn’t seem great
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd be sad if crypobros were real people with feelings
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This weather pattern has to change or I'm going to have to do multiple weekends to Puerto Rico this winter and my bank account can't handle that
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Joshua Failé @joshuafaile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes. A must watch two minute history lesson reviewing the last time we had a wildly corrupt tariff-mad oligarch-run “Republican” regime that controlled all three branches of the federal government, and what happened in the midterms during their reign.
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Does History Repeat? #historyshorts #history #historyfacts #usa #trump
YouTube video by Trevor's History Reels
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and look, public input should be sought, but with a grain of salt and not in a way that just drives up costs and costs lives
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's funny how reallocating street space to other modes requires years of public input and often additional years of someone screams loud enough, but giving it back to cars can happen without any.
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dabxdee.bsky.social @dabxdee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The party of family values and pro life... Just not your family or your life.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can tell the writers of ER were done with season ten and then NBC was like "yes, we will take five more seasons of this series that has definitely jumped the helicopter"
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey vendors: I schedule deliveries for a reason, it's not helpful to have them show up whenever the fuck
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The New Adventures of Old Christine
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Wine Christine Campbell
ALT: Wine Christine Campbell
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Though Rhoda and Phyllis were both great, too
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Rhoda
ALT: Rhoda
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nadine (Julie White) on Grace Under Fire
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love how Liberty Mutual always picks the designer's throw away option. "There's no way the client will pick this, it's so bad!" "Oh."
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JT Scott @jtforward2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kindly get the fuck out of my city and stay out @jonlink.bsky.social and I have been pushing the city to ban these, but...
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jonlink @jonlink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh man, Bluesky posts are probably not the right format for this. Here's the shortest version I can share on my perspective: I'm not fully against the idea of a driverless car. I'm extremely concerned that we are rolling these out giving too much deference to the companies pushing them.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It should have been on purpose because apparently we have mice. Well, I suppose the restaurant that we share a wall with is a great good source.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*accidentally!
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who else started a fire in their office the day after emergency response training?
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Gilligan's Island: Island Contraption
ALT: Gilligan's Island: Island Contraption
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate that I miss when ads were for actual things and not just AI and gambling and *wink* not gambling.
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nonplussed12.bsky.social @nonplussed12.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unfortunately, there is never a price to pay for anything. Infidelity, rape, child abuse, extortion, theft...... nothing matters.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...it also hasn't been updated for a hybrid world
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why are you, as a semi truck, in the left lane?
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...this could have been an email
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People are assholes, chapter 213,092,683: At a mandatory office complex emergency response session and very few people are here so far and they are all sitting at the outside edge of the seating rows. 2 minutes until start and everyone who is late is going to be extra disruptive bc of this.
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Ian @comicbookian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I also just despair over the extent to which AI has further liquefied Boomer minds. Because I have seen some of the SAME PEOPLE gleefully post AI slop who 30 years ago were telling me that *spell check* was a dangerous crutch to rely upon.
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cousin Eddie in National Lampoon would never bsky.app/profile/elle...
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Crying Kiwi Panda Listening to Music
ALT: Crying Kiwi Panda Listening to Music
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not just the seven who raped, all 50 men in the group chat need to be charged Jesus fucking Christ
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just found out about this guy. gonna lie down and dissociate for a bit
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