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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man

@lawnmowerbob.bsky.social
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Still watches TV Never folds laundry Eats Cheetos with latex gloves No refunds

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When all else fails you really have nothing to worry about anymore
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s Friday night , so I have to sand down my toe nails
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Princess Space Catt 💙 @spacecatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had KFC for lunch and now I’m having major regrets
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s what she said?
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m breaking out the sweatpants that say “Sorry” across the ass
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
French toast? Whose idea was it to kiss your breakfast?
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 16/09/2026
I called in sick at the skateboarding factory and they gave me a promotion
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/02/2026
why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
chewing on an avocado pit like it's a jawbreaker at a job interview
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cars should have lights we can turn on to let people know we have to pee
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for
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K-e-n-j-i @kenjimallon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*I* made this
Beef stew over mashed potatoes
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“It’s fine,” I tell myself, “that’s a tomorrow problem.”
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People just don’t Hip Hop Hooray like they used to
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nothing has gone right since taco bell took the meximelt off the menu
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 19/09/2026
you can't always get what you want but if you try sometime, you will find you get poop and pee
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slides you some cheese* you’ll need this for your journey
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wanna hug some of you. Some because you’re awesome, some because you need it, and the rest because you’d absolutely hate it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
once my deodorant stops working it’s odor for you bitches
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t appreciate that I’m wide awake right now. I foresee many future naps.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never found a fan speed that I’ve been truly happy with
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am a lover with or without a lover, because love is who I am, not who I'm with.
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i came. i saw. i left early
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m tired of things costing money
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like you
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sorry i never responded to your text, i've been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Does anyone else really enjoy just sitting the fuck down?
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Goose, seasonally spiced @augustagoose.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sorry for being so extra this week. It will happen again.
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just killed a big spider! Let’s Fuckn go!
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
asking me to holster my finger guns is illegal
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't even understand how my room gets so messy when all I do is sit on my bed on my phone
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you come over I’ll make you pancakes weather you like it or not idgaf
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I make two grill cheeses , one to eat now and another if I’m stuck in a elevator or I accidentally go to the moon
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need a hug .
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am a TEXTER. Please do not FaceTime or call me.. I will watch the phone ring.
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Make sure to put a toothpick in you mouth when you leave the Mexican restaurant so you can look like a badass getting into your Honda Accord
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JS Burns @jsburns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm going to start posting photos of the breads I bake.
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𝙹*𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎 🍏 @artmyoldfriend.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love and light everyone. 🩵✨ Artist: Nancy Tankersley
Artist: Nancy Tankersley
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*Biting a onion like a apple *
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BREAKING: There’s been a massive recall of whatever it is you just put in your mouth
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don’t generally approve of graffiti, but…
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i used to twist and shout now i shuffle and yawn
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Grilled Steak Quesadilla Man @lawnmowerbob.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I said no pickles and they still put it in my burger
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe I don’t want to post all the time. Maybe sometimes I want to be posted to.
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punctuation @crip.es · 02/09/2026
barkeep a glass of whole milk with a splash of chocolate milk
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