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garbage bag full of meat he/him

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 1h
I found an old 24 shot panorama of thousands of bats on BEAUTIFUL sky I shot back in 2022 and just merged today. Big fan. Full resolution: drive.google.com/file/d/1UA72...
A blue sky with several pink clouds and thousands of bats streaming through the center
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 9h
Guys, this post got me a Bsky blue check. I couldn't be happier that this is how it happened.
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 15h
Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 12h
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Standing dwarfed by walls of server racks in my data centre. A huge cathedral like structure. I'm deafened by the hum and whine and buffeted by the winds of cooling and exhaust fans. In these sacred machines, I hold the source code for my new video game: Wojak Trivia Night
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bantha poodoo is a complete food with good macros and probiotics but the New Republic doesn’t want you to know that.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
assembling the crew for one last job
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I woke up and my eyes were gone.
A drawing of a man with a mustache and horseshoe baldness with empty cavernous eye sockets saying "I just woke up one day and my eyes were gone.
Closeup of an eye popping out. 
"They'd popped out and rolled off some time in the night.
I can still see out of them- I think they're in a public bathroom somewhere.
Closeup of a toilet flushing.
"Not for pervert reasons. They just seem to really like seeing the water go down toilets. They just flush them and watch the water spin."
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, I'm sorry I can't just pick up a buster sword, leave town, and fight monsters for 40+ hours. Some of us actually have to WORK for a living.
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just one more bomb, i swear, bro, i promise
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
everyone going feral over the contrapoints thing all over again rules
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What does a mayor getting elected mean with regard to "victory" and "having power"? He definitely was better than the alternative but he's just one guy. Are we imagining socialism in one city?
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 07/10/2026
Clueless White Guy Orders Chinese Food In PERFECT English
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zoë @zo-e.xyz · 07/10/2026
okay so this anecdote in Margaret's obituary has me crying because this is exactly what it's like being in tech and trying to anticipate failures and having men basically tell you you're being hysterical and then you have to fix it later
"the Lauren error": One day, her daughter Lauren, then four years old, was playing with the command module simulator at the
Instrumentation Lab when she somehow activated a pre-launch program, called P01, while the simulator was in midflight - which
crashed the simulator altogether. Hamilton created a program add-on in the technical documentation warning users not to launch P01 during flight.
She also proposed a software fix to prevent the error happening during a real mission, but she was overruled on the grounds that the highly trained astronauts were never going to make that same mistake. Yet during the Apollo 8 mission in 1968, that's exactly what happened: Jim Lovell inadvertently launched P01 during the flight, causing the on-flight navigational data to vanish. Hamilton and her team were called in to solve the error, and after that her proposed changes were integrated into the program. This was an early example of "defensive" programming, the
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP. Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
news.mit.edu
Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90 | MIT News | Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she's got that joie de leave
A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"GO ALL OUT, LIL' STAMP"
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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 07/10/2026
Isaias is forecast to begin impacting the northern Gulf Coast by Friday afternoon with damaging winds, flooding rains, and deadly storm surge. TODAY is the time to make your preparations. www.noaa.gov/isaias
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey it's got 3 hydrating electrolytes!
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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Getting blocked by the mens wear guy because you keep sending him this picture and asking “thoughts?”
Tidus from Final Fantasy 10
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
some pets will get ornery without regular exercise
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought this was Andrew Yang for a second
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d missed this: Annie Altman, Sam Altman’s sister who alleges in civil lawsuits that he ​sexually abused her repeatedly — starting when she was 3 years old — uploaded the first hour of her deposition to Instagram (and YouTube) this weekend. It has about 38k likes. www.instagram.com/reels/DeAx3h...
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Annie Altman (she/her/human) on Instagram: "First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB Wearing my Dad’s fleece ❤️ Grateful to share this and also upset to once again hav...
39K likes, 916 comments - anniealtman108 on October 2, 2026: "First Hour of My Deposition - Ann Altman v Sam Altman 4:25-cv-00017-ZMB Wearing my Dad’s fleece ❤️ Grateful to share this and also upset...
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 05/10/2026
if I'm ever somehow in a position where michael tracey is defending me I'm just gonna admit to whatever it is and kms
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
im imbibing a w00tstout
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also I think I have him muted or blocked so idk what this is about
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
idk why but his name cracks me up
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if one were to "rage" from within "the machine"? 🤔
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
got up early as shit for this large format film shot on a sunday morning #filmphotohraphy (kodak portra 400)
full wide angle of portland city lights with mountain and light fog below. yellow/blue gradient on horizon much closer crop where sky doesn’t have space to turn to blow above
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"do it right or don't do it at all" is a huge timesaver
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Sunk Cost Phallus @jizzfacts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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Have You Seen This? @haveyouseen.us · 04/10/2026
me when I fuck up
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 04/10/2026
come see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please.
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh holy shit when I saw the third photo
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i had to google my bad
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A post from the FYAD flags account showing a close-up of the front of a Mitsubishi truck with P U T O across it. Directly below this is a Wario64 post advertising a deal on AirPods. The ad features the text "What's in the Box."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmfao
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u/Impressive_S... • 215d • Layperson/not...
When can My girlfriend sit on my face again
I'm 21M my Girlfriend 21 F, and I broke my lower jaw 9 weeks ago, it was fractured in 2 places and I have 2 titanium plates and screws in my mouth, everything has gotten back to normal now at this point though, l've been eating and going about my life almost completely normal, but I was wondering if she was able to sit in my face now at this point in jaw surgery. I'm not on any medication I haven't been since week 2 and I'm healing great. Any feedback is greatly appreciated, please and thank you!!!
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