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Hydrocarbon Death Cult

@largefailson.bsky.social
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garbage bag full of meat he/him

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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
A photo of an orange tabby cat peering down from a rectangular hole in ceiling drywall. Its pupils are dilated to take in all it sees. This photo is the old meme of "ceiling cat is watching you masturbate."
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dwarven baps! Fine dwarven baps! Direct from Orzammar!
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Buff Luigi Mario holding weights and eating a thing that barely covers his massive hog. He is facing away but looking directly at us over his shoulder. The background is a vibrant pink magenta purple. There is blue text with a black shadow that reads "That's how it is on this bitch of an earth"
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Replace the graphic
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
me when im about to watch Burn After Reading
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
lmao
Screenshot from the Aftermath site, at the end of the linked article, with the section title "More in gun" that links to another post about Astarion with a Gun by Nathan Grayson on 5 Jan 2024.
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I had one of these on the Shinkansen from Kyoto to Tokyo back in 2019 and that sure was a train ride.
A hand holding a big yellow can of Sapporo Chu-hi 99.99 drink. It is 9% alcohol by volume. The label reads "High purity vodka at a level 99.99%, after which was later filled for greater drinkability." The background is the back of a seat on a Shinkansen train.
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Didn't know Max Blumenthal got into game dev
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm so smart and nuanced unlike these scolds
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
@billhookunion.beanyear.com turning a rough morning into a better one
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
$30 is $25 now, also check this out
A 20 oz bottle of soda priced at $4.79
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
it's STEVE
Steve is an atmospheric optical phenomenon, which appears as a light ribbon across the sky. The photo is a night time sky photo with a tree in the foreground, and a bright pink ribbon of light stretching across the full frame of the image against a backdrop of stars.
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
look out kid you're clipping through the geometry!
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Pretty close to this Tim Kreider comic from like 2002
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This is me today
Title reads "I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease"
There is a drawing of a person bent over slightly with both hands holding their stomach. They have a blue T-shirt on. 

Beneath the picture reads:
Symptoms: 
* Tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
A cartoon crying Statue of Liberty from a Kelly cartoon in the Onion.
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
a @dril tweet:
(accidentaly fires entire ar15 magazine into my foot & leg with 100% accuracy rate) alright. thats fine. heres what i think happened, [1/82]

2:43PM Jun 9, 2017
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
tag urself im pulled dork
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
seriously what the FUCK
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
sorry I am really into this kinda thing, moved to Texas to see tornadoes and saw my first on May 1
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Fetterman 2028
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
uh huh
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
what da heck 15% significant hail risk from Seattle all the way down past Eugene, crazy
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
A photo of Luigi Mangione being escorted in an orange jumpsuit by a small army of cops and also the  mayor of New York City, Eric Adams. Anyway, it's a compelling photo and I decided to turn it into an album cover with the Parental Advisory Explicit Content logo on the bottom right and the artist name "The Adjustor" in the top left, with the album name "Deny Defend Depose" on the top right.
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@afrocosmist.bsky.social I am excited to dig into this soon!
Me holding a copy of "This Machine" by Aaron Thorpe. The cover is a beautiful blue with art resembling old terminal screen art suggesting the face of a person. In the background are white starts of varying size and shape.
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
*thunder crackling*
THOU ART LISTENING TO
*fireball explosion*
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*bubbling cauldron*
REAL WIZARDS FM
*shimmering mana crystal*
WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS
*wololo*
THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
I learned this while eating at Whoopi Gold Burger in Shibuya because of this sticker. I'll never forget
A round sticker with a hand curled around nothing and the text "WISE MAN TIME I DARE YOU"
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
someone get this fuckin loser out of my inbox
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
My reaction to this news
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