iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On Tuesdays, we flounce.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

These one-a-day pills shouldn’t be hot dog-shaped that’s not fair to me.

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WonderfulEd @wonderfuled.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I feel bad for those who never go crazy.

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On Tuesday I’m wearing pink because I subconsciously wished it was Wednesday this morning. 🩷

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sourcing my dopamine hit from a fresh manicure again.

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Updating the title of my memoir to “101 Ways to Get Blocked by a Man”

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Updating the title of my memoir to “101 Ways to Get Blocked by a Man”

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I love the way you never think about me.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Keep your friend's toast and your enemy's toaster.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Again, the *wrong* 80-year-old, Lord. Do try better to pay attention to the *details* of my prayers. Thanking you in advance, Betty."

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate

Photo from the 1970s of the most radiant and wonderful Dolly Parton, smiling brilliantly and holding a tiny orange tabby kitten up to her cheek.

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m in sort of a state of mind that may lead to a Hallmark channel subscription.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

picked up a brick from my dealer

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Stranger: you’re out of your mind Me: thank god! it took me forever to get out of there

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I told my daughter about the excitement of switching to Ethernet half way through college and she thought I was mispronouncing internet. “Mom it’s not eeee ther net. It’s INN ter net.” 🥲🤣 Anyway, I spent an ungodly amount on dorm supplies today 😭 only a handful of weeks until the nest is empty.

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

New ick unlocked… when you do a little FBI investigation and notice you look too much like his ex wife. Some say that’s having a type, I say ew.

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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Don’t engage with me, I’m an NPC.

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

My horoscope said it’s okay to get McDonald’s for dinner tonight. Again.

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I want to stay in my lane but I’m also very fucking nosy. 😫

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

singles in your area are slices of Kraft American

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

My horoscope said it’s okay to get McDonald’s for dinner tonight. Again.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

You can't fix crazy, but you can join in

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I can barely function in society hi

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

My own hardheadedness pisses me off sometimes

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I so badly want to take a sleeper train. It doesn’t matter where. Not because I’m obsessed with trains but because I love to sleep. Traveling in a bed for hours with a changing view sounds perfect to me.

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Rep. Janelle Bynum @bynum.house.gov · 17/05/2026

An attack on Black America is an attack on all of America. Remember: if they come for us, they’ll come for you next. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/16/u...

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The Fight for Voting Rights Returns to Selma

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Sam Bellamy @sambdesk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

We're a needle in an enormous haystack of great (and bad) content online. Please help us find new readers by sharing our work with your friends, family members and anyone else you think might find us as worthwhile as you do. Here's a great one to share, from our very own award-winning cartoonist.

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SKKKOTUS

Cartoon by Shields

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Trump just put him in charge of the FDA. He has no medical background at all. But he does turkey hunt with Don Junior so ok. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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Trump Taps Don Jr.'s 38-Year-Old Turkey-Hunting Pal to Lead FDA

Kyle Diamantas, a hunting buddy of Donald Trump Jr., has been tapped to lead the Food and Drug Administration on an acting basis.

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

any storm in a teacup

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

When my own horn is tootable, I toots it good.

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I want (another) one of them triple loochi cakes from Mexico

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

STFU -My brain, 50 times a day, to itself

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I still have no idea what I’m doing

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

In my snoopy pj bottoms and messy bun, eating my loaded baked potato for dinner on the couch after logging off for the day, I whisper to myself, “baddies never retire 💅”

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

New, from me: Take the Palantir manifesto seriously, if not literally. It reveals that our tech philosopher kings want public money, but without public accountability. This creates a dilemma for governments unaligned with its techno-fascist vision. 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/palantir-w...

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Power without accountability: The Palantir manifesto

The problems with our tech philosopher kings

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Accidentally passed through the insecurity gate at the airport and they took me aside and explained that my baggage makes me fundamentally unlovable.

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

My loose is totally goose. Wait no, that’s not how it goes.

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Alejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

The way I can fuck up a potato 😮‍💨

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