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Callisto

@lantro.bsky.social
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OKist reader on the block Politics, pets, sometimes funny things. Here in NH for now

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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 13h
I think this is basically right. I’ve done opinion surveys in the last few months, and when the question comes to “what is the biggest issue facing the country“ none of the options seem to be “our country appears to be led by absolute psychopaths with complete disregard for their fellow man.“
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As of this writing, we have 3,725 premium subscribers. I'm hoping to get it to a clean 4,000 by the end of the year. If you can support us, please consider doing so! Thanks for listening. I hope you're well. hyperfixedpod.com/join
hyperfixedpod.com
Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hah, mine is the same way
Sleepy dog with tongue out
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
milena :white_star_emoji: (@milenkadraws) on twitter:

"time to eat and entire sheet of tiramisu in bed
YAYYAYAYYAYYAYYAYAYYAY
YAYAYYYYYAYYAYAYYYAYA"

[a glass dish of tiramisu with a spoon resting in it]

milena :white_star_emoji: quotes with:

"illness"
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 21/09/2026
A Mad Max Sicko
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pennsylvan(ian) @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Darth Vader saying, “I AM ALTERING THE DEAL

PRAY I DO NOT ALTER IT ANY FURTHER”
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The MAJC Man @themajcman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn this mf out here putting the glute in gluten
Delicious looking loaf of bread that resembles a buttocks and two thick thighs
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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/09/2026
sage (@btwnrevolutions) on twitter: "hate this new google docs "ask gemini" feature. if i wanted to get misinformation from a gemini i'd talk to my mother"
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[sad beep] acerbic otter @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
none of my moots seem to have posted it yet so I guess it's on me to
Homestar Runner: todaybor day is labor day
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫡
Screenshot from Star Trek DS9. Leeta, Rom, and the rest of the workers at Quark's Bar are all huddled together. Caption: "(all chanting): Union! Union!"
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Guess its spooky season
Dude 
WIPES
DUMPkin spice
WITH CLOVE, NUTMEG & OTHER FALL STUFF
FLUSHABLE
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
microdosing sleep by blinking a lot
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A reader was just asking where to find a piece I wrote years ago for the small bow that I called one of my favorites I've ever written so here it is if you like. www.welcometohellworld.com/everywhere-i...
welcometohellworld.com
Everywhere is the same place when you're drinking
I remember the first time I was ever scared in my life
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dems cracking 50% in a Trump +18 district is genuinely hilarious
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Famous musicians touting AI www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NV...
youtube.com
RZA unironically creates a terrible beat for a Guitar Center promo
YouTube video by Nicholas Wilson
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh you know the ones
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i am simply too young and attractive to concern myself with a bret stephens column
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This song always reminds me of the girl I dated who was a fast machine.
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ahh yes, my nightmare
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Whoever this guy is seems like he’s just a troll since he’s getting blocked like 20 times a day.
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have always thought there are no wrong answers to this question. I was wrong.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
we did it fam
theguardian.com
‘I’ve definitely lost followers’: influencers face backlash over Meta ‘pervert glasses’ content
Using ‘spy glasses’ made by Facebook owner leads to floods of negative comments, say content creators
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Mx. Tiffany Leigh @tiffanyleigh.northsky.social · 17/03/2026
Discovered a cursed photo subgenre: "grift hands"
The media's favorite pic of Bari Weiss talking smartly, with handsElizabeth "Theranos" Holmes talking smartly, with handsMeltem "crypto" Demirors talking smartly, with hands
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It would be great if the voters in KS would, you know, stop electing the people trying to do this.
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Loser shit
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The job with the most security in the next 10 years will be firefighter
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@BigDavidMcIver

Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don’t give a shit, I’m the megabiome, I do what I want. I’m having a fanta lemon. I’ll swallow coins
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/07/2026
A black and white photograph of Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky looking cranky: "Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter," which is impressive; but he also coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more."
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/07/2026
Yeah however you think this is going to go, it's not that
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What’s the best audiobook you listened to recently? I find myself in need of some recommendations.
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(\/) ( ͡°,,,°) (\/) @unaz666.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
😈monday 🙃🫠🫨me
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Paul Bleicher @pbleic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Astonishing. RFK Jr. adds 8 members to a 6 member FDA advisory panel. 6 of them were sellers of peptides, and the 7th a compounding pharmacist. In an 8-6 vote with all 8 votes coming from these new panel members, the panel approved 4 peptides against the objections of FDA scientists.
nytimes.com
FDA Panel Supports Lifting Restrictions on Four Peptides (Gift Article)
In an all-day hearing, the agency’s scientists argued against allowing broad access to unproven drugs that the agency had banned three years ago.
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The Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I genuinely can’t make heads or tails of this
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I had to go back to work when my first baby was 14 days old, but I’m glad to know Mitch McConnell has unlimited medical leave…
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh, no thank you
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Callisto @lantro.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jeeze, this guy is “I’m just a smol bean”-ing while wanting to be the most powerful law enforcement in the country
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car
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