greggy @greggy.org · 12hFUCK i used my top level spell slot on a ghost but then it turned out to be the ghost of a little kid so i totally wasted it. should have used a cantrip. that ghost kid is GONE man 131
Reposted by greggymitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if anyone needs me i'll be throwing my grampus 061
greggy @greggy.org · 27/09/2026the first time i ever heard the world record breaking song 'choosin texas' i thought to myself "damn, thats pretty good for a radio country song". then later that same night i read on bluesky it was the number one record breaker of all time. thats kind of weird www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comWhat Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.' 010
greggy @greggy.org · 26/09/2026The ad agency with the sprite account can’t seem to catch a break. All their commercials have some of the worst actors I’ve ever seen!!! 010
greggy @greggy.org · 26/09/2026theres a spot on the latest YKS where JF calls a guy a greedy pig for breathing too loud that really made me laugh a lot 020
greggy @greggy.org · 25/09/2026My coworker had a playlist going for 4 hours this morning of what sounds like pop-punk mixed with circus music. I couldn’t quite make out the lyrics but from the sound of the music I’m guessing they were about 5 night at Freddy’s or Minecraft. I gotta race for the speaker after lunch 130
greggy @greggy.org · 23/09/2026i heard they added a new thing to Fortnite. i GOTTA check that out. 130
greggy @greggy.org · 23/09/2026imagining the grinch as one of those people who loves to make small talk about all the little quirks of their body. "i always thought hearts stay the same size all the time so i was SHOCKED when my doctor told me my heart had grown. meanwhile im over here like WHAT?? now my heart is almost TOO big" 030
greggy @greggy.org · 22/09/2026my dream car? gotta be a Bucher Citycat street sweeper. my fantasy: making the streets clean as a whistle everywhere I go. 000
greggy @greggy.org · 22/09/2026sad ufo story- i keep getting abducted by aliens but they change their minds every time when i can tell theyre just about to start the probing type stuff. idk i guess im glad but part of me feels like if we could just get this over with i wouldnt have to wake up out in the back yard every 3 months 070
greggy @greggy.org · 20/09/2026*NOTE save in drafts until eggs are very expensive again* eggs mcduck, scrooge's egg-investing nephew, wants to be just like his uncle, the famous gold coin collector. so he fills his vault full of eggs and dives in, just like his uncle....once. *idk its weird that its a duck smashing a lot of eggs* 030
Reposted by greggymitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ah! well met, thine fair traveler! wouldest thou want to rest thine weary legs at the inn? mayhaps you listen to the tale of the kingdom of michigan with sir mitch and sir greggy! we tell the tale of the brave knight sir taffer who rescued a tavern in the kingdom! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...podcasts.apple.comEpisode 24 - Hot Dog ChampionPodcast Episode · Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy · September 15 · 1h 21m 111
greggy @greggy.org · 18/09/2026i think matt damon was probably being intentionally hilarious on SNL. 161
greggy @greggy.org · 17/09/2026youre telling me the only weapon that can kill this guy was destroyed? and i must collect the shards??? what da fuck 050
Reposted by greggycoward @coward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026r/smallbusinessowners My employee Amelia Bedelia is fucking everything up how can i legally fire her 1204
greggy @greggy.org · 13/09/2026Just renewed my library card in person…on a Sunday?? Uh yeah and it was only at my freaking favorite place. The mall. Just another major Flint win!!! 020
greggy @greggy.org · 13/09/2026I like all the guys in ‘wild horse nine’ a lot but I don’t want to watch a movie about kooky cia agents in the 60s 020
greggy @greggy.org · 13/09/2026Had to rent out the theater to see HOPE. A lot of times in these subtitled movies the other cinema goers get frustrated with how often we have to pause the movie while I sound things out so it’s better this way. 030
greggy @greggy.org · 12/09/2026my name is timbletoom the wood sprite. i am the spirit of the tree. well, A tree. my tree. its over there. yeah, the little one. thats ok. doesnt matter. no really, that big tree over there? doesnt even HAVE a sprite. died of syphilis. nah, during covid actually. long time coming. anywho... 130
greggy @greggy.org · 12/09/2026just remembered i had a dream last night that a guy came over to visit and he had shit to say about my lamps, like they were apparently unsafe with my audio equipment. in real life i dont have the lamps or the stereo i had in the dream but im still annoyed 040
Reposted by greggymitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my favorite type of 9/11 comic strip is the one where someone is like "what's this aloof asshole doing" and then it turns out they're doing a NINE ELEVEN MEMORIAL YOU MORON 053
greggy @greggy.org · 09/09/2026im sorry video game i am not reading shit today. i will take whatever upgrade you give me no questions asked 010
greggy @greggy.org · 09/09/2026This new spider movie is like “from one of the producers of John wick” like the spiders are going to be wielding 8 tiny guns 020
greggy @greggy.org · 08/09/2026its really strange that the president of the united states tells very obvious lies all the time but nobody ever calls him out on it 011
greggy @greggy.org · 05/09/2026i swear furniture stores ive never even noticed before will be going out of business 030
Reposted by greggyThe Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 04/09/2026If you see me acting fake, you must’ve seen somebody else. Always keep it real. OG thought of the day. 041
greggy @greggy.org · 04/09/2026I’m not happy about it, but I think I need to take an anti-depressant. 020
