Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I were a man, I simply would not rape anyone 111931
kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is incredible! so much to learn about The Discourse. 010
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11767611626
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieVangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sorta crazy to realize America is a two party system where one party is kinda meh and middling technocrats and the other "party" is a racist, international organized crime syndicate 112618
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieOaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well 362660516
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“There’s a mental health epidemic in America” yeah there’s a drowning epidemic at the bottom of the ocean too you dumb fucking cracker. “eVeRyBoDy’S bUmMeD oUt dOwN aT tHe sAdNeSs fAcToRy” do you even realize how stupid you sound right now 416345
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddie[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Come on big science we’ve eradicated the vapors but the heebie-jeebies still run rampant 712252
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for 451489217
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddiedissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026everything is wrong and stupid and it’s 500° outside and a sandwich costs $100 320738
kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026look i love all you freaky artists but i just want to be able to scroll a feed without seeing penises 010
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god 251918345
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Men should be able to be milked and NOT IN THE GROSS WAY you reprobates are imagining but in a way where they can give nutrition to their fellow bros as a sign of respect 5866147
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieSteven L. Johnson @stevenljohnson.org · 31/08/2026Ah, memories defrag98.comdefrag98.comWindows 98 Disk Defrag SimulatorA free, browser-based simulator of the classic Microsoft Windows 98 Disk Defragmenter. Pick a drive, cue the HDD sounds, and relive the nostalgia of 1998. 761152134
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So far the most impressive thing any billionaire ever created is an ex-wife 7636122
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddiemorfca.bsky.social @morfca.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'll believe in AI personhood when Texas executes one. 133066
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Blowing on the News Dice and saying "good news baby good news" 1230440
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddiepinko-slime.bsky.social @pinko-slime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly Parton is proof that rich people can just do stuff like that whenever they want but most of them are bad people 430351
kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026that "this american life" episode that is about every famous canadian that we stole 011
kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i was trying to search online for IT by Steven King recently and i gave up and went to a bookstore 010
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/08/2026Slamming six Pop-Tarts BuzzBalls and spending the rest of the evening hollering at the neighbor's dog 924617
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddielos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 18/08/2026a litmus test but it’s how much time you spend checking out my pocket knife before using it 87028
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to find the Ark of the Covenant 1432483
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieSharon "Screams in Perimenopause" Z @sharonz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Are my hobbies monetizable? No. But are they inexpensive? Also no. Do they calm and soothe me? Absolutely not. 072
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieChad Denton @reluctantlychad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I said it before but life under the rule of a frustrated theater kid is a lot less fun than I thought it would be. 0456
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddiekir @kirlax.bsky.social · 10/08/2026[tarot card reader draws the fucking idiot card] me: ok what does that mean 03310
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddiearr @arr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026back in the 90s it seemed clear that we would get ever more powerful babecubes as computer technology advanced. but that future never came to pass. 281267211
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddiePavel @spavel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Forward: in the direction of the fore Toward: in the direction of the subject of the sentence Edward: in the direction of Ed 4262
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026They should make a self awareness that comes factory installed 17828
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddierax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like 472907396
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieDave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Covid lockdowns demonstrated, in a deeply imperfect way, the possibility of large-scale social solidarity for a higher cause. That is a prime reason why so many powerful people want us to run screaming away from them into the comforting arms of selfish individualist competition. 473857843
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieolive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 29/07/2026Even I, a faintly notable malcontent, become joyously animated when I get some opportunity to talk about a body of policy I think is important. It is a prerequisite for any public life not built wholly on the base populism of attacking whatever passing dolt the dumb masses fleetingly reviles. 1655
kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026recently bought a shirt with just the logo and it goes hard (they are an employee owned company) 010
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man! 10950225
kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i have not and probably will not ever recover from this 000
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieJennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026convincing people that computers are smart was a huge mistake. computers are exactly as stupid now as they were in 1975, they're just much faster at stupid. 381803481
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can 562055370
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news" 11184061220
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Would love a reverse swear jar situation where I put a dollar in and it gives me a new and exciting expletive to use 1942084
Reposted by kate 🫠 eddieResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 10/07/2026One of these Alexas always lies. One always tells the truth. You must attempt to find and cancel your Amazon order 02610