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kate 🫠 eddie

@ktflghm.bsky.social
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mission district sf, i write the skeets, the dog does all the good stuff, she/they katefulghum.com

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I were a man, I simply would not rape anyone
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is incredible! so much to learn about The Discourse.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorta crazy to realize America is a two party system where one party is kinda meh and middling technocrats and the other "party" is a racist, international organized crime syndicate
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
@ibid78

The year is 2072. Numbers have lost all meaning. It could be 3247 for all they know. "It's 5486," says one guy, but it could've been 8 guys.
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“There’s a mental health epidemic in America” yeah there’s a drowning epidemic at the bottom of the ocean too you dumb fucking cracker. “eVeRyBoDy’S bUmMeD oUt dOwN aT tHe sAdNeSs fAcToRy” do you even realize how stupid you sound right now
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Come on big science we’ve eradicated the vapors but the heebie-jeebies still run rampant
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
everything is wrong and stupid and it’s 500° outside and a sandwich costs $100
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
look i love all you freaky artists but i just want to be able to scroll a feed without seeing penises
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me today
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Men should be able to be milked and NOT IN THE GROSS WAY you reprobates are imagining but in a way where they can give nutrition to their fellow bros as a sign of respect
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Steven L. Johnson @stevenljohnson.org · 31/08/2026
Ah, memories defrag98.com
defrag98.com
Windows 98 Disk Defrag Simulator
A free, browser-based simulator of the classic Microsoft Windows 98 Disk Defragmenter. Pick a drive, cue the HDD sounds, and relive the nostalgia of 1998.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So far the most impressive thing any billionaire ever created is an ex-wife
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ᵀᴴᴱᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵ @catpope.gay · 28/08/2026
the feminine urge to [color corruption]
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morfca.bsky.social @morfca.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'll believe in AI personhood when Texas executes one.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Blowing on the News Dice and saying "good news baby good news"
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pinko-slime.bsky.social @pinko-slime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is proof that rich people can just do stuff like that whenever they want but most of them are bad people
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is a coffee bean
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
that "this american life" episode that is about every famous canadian that we stole
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i was trying to search online for IT by Steven King recently and i gave up and went to a bookstore
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/08/2026
Slamming six Pop-Tarts BuzzBalls and spending the rest of the evening hollering at the neighbor's dog
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
a litmus test but it’s how much time you spend checking out my pocket knife before using it
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to find the Ark of the Covenant
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Sharon "Screams in Perimenopause" Z @sharonz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Are my hobbies monetizable? No. But are they inexpensive? Also no. Do they calm and soothe me? Absolutely not.
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Chad Denton @reluctantlychad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I said it before but life under the rule of a frustrated theater kid is a lot less fun than I thought it would be.
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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[tarot card reader draws the fucking idiot card] me: ok what does that mean
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
back in the 90s it seemed clear that we would get ever more powerful babecubes as computer technology advanced. but that future never came to pass.
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this is what being asexual is like
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Forward: in the direction of the fore Toward: in the direction of the subject of the sentence Edward: in the direction of Ed
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They should make a self awareness that comes factory installed
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
lets go girls
A photo from 1992, al gore and bill Clinton with a bodyguard. They’re holding McDonald beverages. They’re all wearing the shortest, most silken running shorts, blue and black with blue and white, they wear tshirts and hats, the bodyguard is sans hat. Bill gives his smiling signature thumbs up to someone off camera, and Al has an open hand. Bill’s shorts are impossibly short but Al’s shorts look like they’re wet and are leaving very little to the imagination.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Covid lockdowns demonstrated, in a deeply imperfect way, the possibility of large-scale social solidarity for a higher cause. That is a prime reason why so many powerful people want us to run screaming away from them into the comforting arms of selfish individualist competition.
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 29/07/2026
Even I, a faintly notable malcontent, become joyously animated when I get some opportunity to talk about a body of policy I think is important. It is a prerequisite for any public life not built wholly on the base populism of attacking whatever passing dolt the dumb masses fleetingly reviles.
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
recently bought a shirt with just the logo and it goes hard (they are an employee owned company)
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man!
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18/07/2026
Inspector Gadget with text "ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget what are you even inspecting mind your business"
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i have not and probably will not ever recover from this
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
are we placing online bets on aqi numbers yet?
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
convincing people that computers are smart was a huge mistake. computers are exactly as stupid now as they were in 1975, they're just much faster at stupid.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about baking me a cake as fast as you can
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cathy Rutherford tells a journalist that the late Margaret Thatcher did “not a bit of good” and says “ i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Would love a reverse swear jar situation where I put a dollar in and it gives me a new and exciting expletive to use
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
One of these Alexas always lies. One always tells the truth. You must attempt to find and cancel your Amazon order
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