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kate 🫠 eddie

@ktflghm.bsky.social
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mission district sf, i write the skeets, the dog does all the good stuff, she/they katefulghum.com

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19h
"Can we have healthcare?" "No can do but live-streamed executions are a go"
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The Funk of 40,000 Years @hornbread.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we need to put an end to the scourge of bespoke cocktails
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I were a man, I simply would not rape anyone
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is incredible! so much to learn about The Discourse.
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i literally work in the iced coffee industry
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i think you're just a little off trend unfortunately. how about rainbow or arizmendi? (panorama's oat pullman is pretty whole grain-y too)
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Vangluss @vangluss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sorta crazy to realize America is a two party system where one party is kinda meh and middling technocrats and the other "party" is a racist, international organized crime syndicate
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i think a good percentage of them are highly socially selected for their demureness and decorum
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
@ibid78

The year is 2072. Numbers have lost all meaning. It could be 3247 for all they know. "It's 5486," says one guy, but it could've been 8 guys.
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bob, this is great, i hope i get the chance to taste your bbq one day
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“There’s a mental health epidemic in America” yeah there’s a drowning epidemic at the bottom of the ocean too you dumb fucking cracker. “eVeRyBoDy’S bUmMeD oUt dOwN aT tHe sAdNeSs fAcToRy” do you even realize how stupid you sound right now
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Come on big science we’ve eradicated the vapors but the heebie-jeebies still run rampant
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this ☝️☝️☝️
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
everything is wrong and stupid and it’s 500° outside and a sandwich costs $100
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
farmer's market is almost always going to rank highest in this equation, but then depends if you eat the outsides (organic probably better), only eating the insides or roots (organic overrated imo)
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i call this "first time being alive"
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
look i love all you freaky artists but i just want to be able to scroll a feed without seeing penises
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me today
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Men should be able to be milked and NOT IN THE GROSS WAY you reprobates are imagining but in a way where they can give nutrition to their fellow bros as a sign of respect
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Steven L. Johnson @stevenljohnson.org · 31/08/2026
Ah, memories defrag98.com
defrag98.com
Windows 98 Disk Defrag Simulator
A free, browser-based simulator of the classic Microsoft Windows 98 Disk Defragmenter. Pick a drive, cue the HDD sounds, and relive the nostalgia of 1998.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So far the most impressive thing any billionaire ever created is an ex-wife
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ᵀᴴᴱᴍ̴ᴇ̵ᴏ̵ᴡ̷ᴄ̶ʜ̸ᴇ̴ᴍ̶ɪ̵s̵ᴛ̶ ̵ @catpope.gay · 28/08/2026
the feminine urge to [color corruption]
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
eddie demands chicken
little black dog makes intense eye contact, very fluffy guy
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morfca.bsky.social @morfca.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'll believe in AI personhood when Texas executes one.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Blowing on the News Dice and saying "good news baby good news"
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
too young to remember the challenger but remember clinton winning the election because the mock election at school went to bush. with no context whatsoever, i was shocked, lmao.
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pinko-slime.bsky.social @pinko-slime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton is proof that rich people can just do stuff like that whenever they want but most of them are bad people
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is a coffee bean
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
that "this american life" episode that is about every famous canadian that we stole
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i was trying to search online for IT by Steven King recently and i gave up and went to a bookstore
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
being able to write basically SQL as a formula is the greatest
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/08/2026
Slamming six Pop-Tarts BuzzBalls and spending the rest of the evening hollering at the neighbor's dog
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
a litmus test but it’s how much time you spend checking out my pocket knife before using it
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to find the Ark of the Covenant
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Sharon "Screams in Perimenopause" Z @sharonz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Are my hobbies monetizable? No. But are they inexpensive? Also no. Do they calm and soothe me? Absolutely not.
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
(ominously) the wheel knows your name
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm not exactly the same flavor of autist as this guy but wow do i appreciate the spoons and forks and whimsy of it all
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
hey everybody hi
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Chad Denton @reluctantlychad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I said it before but life under the rule of a frustrated theater kid is a lot less fun than I thought it would be.
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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[tarot card reader draws the fucking idiot card] me: ok what does that mean
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
back in the 90s it seemed clear that we would get ever more powerful babecubes as computer technology advanced. but that future never came to pass.
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kate 🫠 eddie @ktflghm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this is what being asexual is like
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