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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The thing I miss most about weed was how it surpressed my dreams. Wtf do you mean all my greatest hopes and fears all took place over the course of an hours-long seven part miniseries only for me to wake up and discover it's not real, and then forget everything that happened 5 minutes later???

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You get 4 characters to teach you combat

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Most people nowadays listen to whatever their streaming algorithm chooses for them or whatever happens to be playing on the speakers at businesses they shop at. So yeah, it's not unrealistic or surprising that a lot of people haven't heard the popular country song

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Reminds me of an interview I did this year that I thought went great (I had lots of relevant experience, good vibes from the workers/hiring manager) then ten days later I stopped by to say hello and ask about the role and those same folks looked at me like I'd shot their dog. Then they ghosted me.

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bonina Bucket & Dump Shitto have reached second base, PEOPLE reports.

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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

sorry to bring something over from x but this really spoke to me

Lesbian events: COVID-conscious sober-friendly worker's climate paint-and-sip for Palestine
Gay events: let's have sex in a hot air balloon

in response to:

I like that inclusivity and accessibility matter to us, but I have noticed that lesbian events often end up being a sort of catchall for every single issue in the world in a way that is not expected of events/ spaces aimed toward gay men.

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is a sign that it's time to cancel your streaming subscriptions 🏴‍☠️

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

5 seconds left in the last round of a ranked Overwatch game and the server shut down unexpectedly, kicking us all out and ending the game in a draw. We were definitely about to win 🥲

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

look there's no way any of us is gonna get that good at genjutsu. we need to let Madara Uchiha decide whether or not to activate Infinite Tsukuyomi

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was gonna write an edgy skeet about why focusing on Sheeran and not Kraft is Unbased until I found out Sheeran left Warner music this year and founded his own label company, and therefore has every reason and ability to speak his truth without fear of reprisal or being shelved

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mike DODGERS is too cowardly to show up to debate me.

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giulia 🍂🎃🔮☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @giuliaisamirrorball.swifties.social · 14/09/2026

with ALT text because everyone should read this!!!

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.
But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.
The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened.

What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me.
And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability.
I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed.
Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation.

When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic:
لا شكر على واجب
"La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty.
That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human.
Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people being displaced, starved and killed while the world debates which words we are allowed to use to describe it, how those words make us feel, and whether our discomfort matters more than the people living through a genocide.
I didn't need 10 shows from Ed. I needed 2. Two chances to stand in front of 90,000 people and say the words that somehow became too dangerous to say.
Free Palestine.
But if those words cost me the stage, while turning the conversation back to Palestine, then it was the most successful tour l've ever been on.

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

10000000x more disrespectful to the dead than the Kirk memes

Homeland Security * @DHSg.... 3h
X
ICE
TRAMSFORMERS
AGE OF DEPORTATION
Made with Al

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the Charlie Kirk thing is an example of the Right being devoured by the same shitposter culture it nurtured

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

From Evangelical Christians to Rokos Basilisk-pilled AI engineers, it's funny how many people exist out there who are actively trying to bring about the apocalypse. I feel that if you have stated omnicidal intent, it should be automatic grounds for [redacted]

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!

A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."

An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.

A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.

A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.

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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/09/2026

The reason that the Harry Potter apologists won't just read better books is because they're not looking for good stories...if they were, they wouldn't have glommed on to Harry Potter. They're looking for the camaraderie and social phenomenon that Harry Potter was in the 2000s.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician

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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is the Steve Hely joke but not a joke

Writing a novel- actually picking the words and filling in paragraphs- is a tremendous pain in the ass. Now that TV's so good and the Internet is an endless forest of distraction, it's damn near impossible. That should be taken into account when ranking the all-time greats. Somebody like Charles Dickens, for example, who had nothing better to do except eat mutton and attend public hangings, should get very little credit

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

A pet peeve of mine, largely brought about by Bill Maher having Steve O on his elderly man podcast and being an incredible dickhead when Steve O said he didn’t smoke weed due to sobriety issues, is people who do something that’s supposed to be fun and relaxing and turn into nagging scolds about it

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Truly the Christmas blockbuster America deserves

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

bad news oomf. they just announced a new remake of you at the latest game conference. yeah you got that unreal engine 5 sheen and everything. they changed your entire voice direction and its flat and quirky now. they updated your mechanics. theyre gonna kill you if it doesnt sell one billion copies

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

charlie kirk mission

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Me when I see someone riding a bike w/o a helmet "hmm I probably wouldn't do that if I were you" Meanwhile, here on bluesky:

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Ria 🏳️‍⚧️ @riascastle.xyz · 26/08/2026

So sick of photorealism in games. If a game doesn't run on a steam deck then it doesn't exist for me. Graphics are not everything. A fun game is a fun game. The entry level hardware for fun shouldn't be a current gen console. It should be the potato PC you already own.

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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026

Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We need to stop calling them anti-vaxxers and start calling them pro-plague.

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Heartwarming: mayor of San francisco shills for AI to an audience of dozens

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Leo: Today’s the day, Leo! Start a mutiny upon the USS Abraham Lincoln.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

What an image

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Me when I steal $1B worth of paintings from a museum and start selling the paintings as if they were my own: we should embrace open access to creativity, not condemn it

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Dynamic Pricing = good. sensible way to capture market value adjusted granularly to customer willingness to pay Escalating Bracketed Tax Rates = evil. stealing from their betters by communists and minorities

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The worse our relationship with Canada gets the closer our world resembles the one from Infinite Jest. This is great news for film autures, drug addicts, and professional tennis players

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

trade offer meme it says

i receive:
six years of your life

you receive:
four days of video game

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/08/2026

AI/LLMs generally can bluff their way through a pretty good first impression but they have trouble staying on task and following through a project to completion and like. That's only cool when I do it

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)

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Oakland Noodle Boy @kodoe-g.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Disco Elysium The game doesn't explain the time mechanics clearly enough and the slow movement speed makes exploration feel tedious. The writing is amazing and I want to like it soooo bad but i can't bring myself to keep playing after day 1

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Coraline Jortay 喬海霖 @qiaoj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Got a new google scholar notification, so I go check and find this very cool poem by Wang Jibing 王计兵, the recent Lu Xun prize winner, prefacing a PhD thesis on women migrant workers and the gig economy PhD students in all disciplines: more poems in theses please, we love to see them! ✨💫

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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

832 - Cereal Innovator

p1 - A Generic Bald Man in a Tshirt has his breakfast of minecraft cubes cereal (as seen in 509) all prepared. He opens a kitchen drawer to get a spoon but all that's in there is a Weird plastic Blob
GBM: what the-
Weird Blob: Good morning!! We've upgraded your tableware to the all new Forq 2.0 system!!
p2 - GBM has picked up the Forq to address it
Forq: Now you can share your meal to the cloud, get suggested recipes, connect with providers, and so much more!
GBM: Yeah, sure. How do I eat with it?
F: It sounds like you're trying to use your new Forq 2.0 ot eat a meal! That's great! First you'll need to install the app & create an account.
p3 - GBM has put F down on the counter, and is drinking the cereal directly from the bowl
GBM: Maybe later. I've gotta work.
F: Hey! you can't do that!
GBM (sfx): slurp
F: That violates the terms of service!!
p4 - a cop with mirrored aviator sunglasses and no neck kicks down the front door and starts shooting immediately
Cop: Freeze! Term-violating scum!
GBM (doing the "dying for bush's oil profits!" pose, two cartoony holes in his belly, from which milk and unchewed cereal cubes spill freely): AW!

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