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G. Whilikerz

@timeskull.bsky.social
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I draw the comic strip "irritability" (maze.icomix.com) + I post some times mastodon @timeskull@worm.horse

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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 15h
I'm already spooky. The G in G.Whilikerz is for GRAVE, and the G in GRAVE is for GHOST as you may already know
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 15h
My 9 most critical games? All 9 are the game reading this...
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 17h
there are trillions of bacteria all over you and they all hate each other. they are currently deploying weird and terrifyingly effective molecular weapons to slaughter their neighbors.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im sick of seeing this shit. Nader 2000 voters were mostly Perot voters, this should be obvious with even a second's reflection. exit polling in the disputed FLA counties showed only ~25% Clinton '96 to Nader 2000 conversion, the remaining 75% would have skewed right. Nader helped Gore
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a whole movie where it's just a guy smirking and saying "yeah, that SHIT just FUCKING happened" right before getting graphically smashed into pieces by a falling anvil or etc and then a new guy smirks n quips about it before being pulverized by a piano or some shit, and so on forever
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I forgot that if you ask this program to delete its temporary files after running, it freaks out that the directory with the files is not empty and crashes without saving the output it spent 90 minutes generating
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Forgot to post it at the time but the big personal injury lawyer here has a booth set up at the anime convention
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
your phone should scream in pain when you are at low battery. It should beg for mercy at max volume
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is the best spelling in a song, I think www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2KZ...
youtube.com
Super Sharp Shooter - The Ganja Kru
YouTube video by julianfantino
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joke thats in the notes but I forgot about when making the final version is that the pervert is rubbing hay on his dick (not shown)
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the one right before it maybe works best as a single panel
frat guy (anxious): hey baby... me and the guys are goin' out... we might be late-
girlfriend (interrupting him): SHRIEK!!
("eagle eyed" readers may notice that, while obscured by the framing, the gf appears to be topless. this is because, SPOILERS, she is a completely nonverbal literal harpy
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
146 - Gay Money
p1 - An ostentatious muscular young man in a fur-lined vest, with multiple rings and chains. His flip fone is clipped to his belt. A Knucklehead runs in from the other side of the panel, looking alarmed. His upper body is big but his legs are way skinny. He has a flexing arm on his shirt + his face looks like an Abobo
Ostentatious Guy (brandishing wad of bills): LOOK HOW RICH I AM!
Knucklehead: Tyler, what are you doin?
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Knucklehead: That money's GAY!!!!
Tyler (throwing all his money away, so scared his eyes bug out hugely + face gets all wrinkly + 3 big sweats fly out): Waugh!
p3 - Tyler crouches, filthy, in a cardboard box in an underpass. Flies buzz about, and there's an open dog food can and a piss bottle. What's more, his box is installed with the "this side up" arrow pointing down. He can no longer purchase goods + services due to his homophobia.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
believe it or not, I did a comic about gay money.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In USA we have these residential subdivisions where the street names etc all stick to a theme, like robin hood shit or types of trees, and I often imagine one based on Vagrant Story map locations, e.g. "He Screams For Mercy Ln.", "Tongue Slicer Ave."
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The current ep of bloodwork plays "I am sitting in a room" and it always bugs me that the degradation of human voice/language into mere sound is attributed to the acoustics of the room (even though that's the whole point) when imo the preferences of the mic and tape heads are way more influential
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lately my unattended thought turns inexorably to another damn game idea I will absolutely never work on with the seriousness that would be needed (xcom1994-style meatgrinder squad tactics but your necromancers so all the dozens of dead troops with bespoke stupid names are still useful)
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Greetings human. My name is Gobe Urds”
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"lets get that bread" "lets get that paper" "lets get that paper and bread"
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking thru a pdf instruction manual for The Mangler on internet archive. “The most important rule is have fun, and don’t get Mangled!”
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The Crazy Man™ @sssiiiggg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The boys and I have hunkered in a lab in the desert to create a new Kingdom Hearts-style property only with Shin Megami Tensei and Looney Tunes. Look out for it, coming never
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I try to not get too "in the weeds" with mechanics when weird stuff happens in my dumb videogames, but I recently had the extreme bad/good luck to encounter, then successfully recruit as a mount, a sentient the red bike from Akira. So taking 4+ turns for every 1 the enemy gets is within my grasp....
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the part in "its a sin" (song) where they tear right through the new leaf always makes me dwarf out big time. Hell yea, fuck leafs. rocken stone, etc.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here’s a couple of the shrimps I got
A peppermint shrimp with bold red lines running down its body. Its pointed straight at the camera and its red antennas and legs are splayed outA sargassum shrimp, about 3 cm long, it’s got striking blue eyespots on the side of its mottled olive body
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 11/09/2026
Late on #5MinArt today but how about a CICADA? All skill levels and mediums welcome, post it here when you’re done if you want!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m doing Ass 9-11 to this work toilet
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Overheard some youths saying the Mock Turtle has bars
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"UOOOUU!! I WISH I LIVED IN SUCH A COOL FUTURISTIC TIMELINE!!" this you?? be the change u want 2 see, and read new comix right here on this "time line" then read 1000+ preceding strips at maze.icomix.com (ignore your browser if it tries to scam you into only looking at corporate sites with https)
A guy from the present marvels at the futuristic city. He says "WOOOOW! so this is 2026 if everyone read @timeskull webcomics, 4 new of which just released?? ???????
A schlubby future guy with a techno visor says "Yuup."
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
872 - Don't Let's Be Beastly To This One Orc
p1 - Some 'Renegade Faction'-style punks are killing an orc; The first has chopped off its head and hand, the second has hit the flying head with a baseball bat, sending it flying. An Anti-Atrocity-Activist looks on disdainfully.
Renegade Faction2: GAHAHAHA!!
Renegade Faction1: Nyeeheehee!
Anti-Atrocity-Activist: Shameful oafs, brutalizing that poor orc.
p2 - AAA has captured an orc of his own, who lies helpless on the ground, all 4 limbs "hog tied" by a pair of hunting bolas. AAA, wearing a cartoonish benevolent expression, injects the contents of a syringe into the neck of the captive orc, who struggles in vain against its restraints.
AAA: So unlike MY civilized method of painless lethal injection!
Captive Orc: NOOOO!!
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CO: NOT PEACEFUL DIE! THAT NOT MONSTER WAY!
CO (tears trickling down face): That not... tHat... not......
CO (light going out of eyes, replaced by X pattern): monster... .  .
AAA (out of panel): there, there.
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RF2: GuaHaHa! Guess we underestimated you do-gooders! You tortured that orc like we never could! Down to its SOUL! Gaha!
RF1: Yea, yer way cool, in our book! Neehehe!
AAA (pleased with self): W-well, I'm always glad to "reach across the aisle"
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
871 - Sell-ative Velocities
p1 - A Motorcycle Guy wearing more-or-less appropriate gear looks at some posters advertising dungeon eateries, in particular "Eat our Dust", a speed-themed establishment serving dust dishes, including dust dog(2GP), dizza(5GP), d.pellets(4GP), etc. Location is listed as "on the race track"
Motorcycle Guy: HM!
MG: A dish from this "dessicatessen" might give me the alacrity I'm lackin', the speed I need, and so forth.
p2 - MG has found the establishment, but struggles to catch up as the proprietor, dressed in a typical "soda jerk" outfit with an eyepatch + scar and wearing his food stall around himself, pedals backward at high speed on the elevated road. A sign reads "no motor vehicles"
MG (reaching to take the offered dust dog(2GP)): haa... Haaah! One... Dust dog.... Please!
p3 - Having taken the meal, MG stops to catch his breath, wallet out
MG: Ok, how much do I-
Dust Proprietor: !!
DP (pedaling off into the distance, enraged): YOU FUuuckeeeeerrrrr-(fades out of hearing, indicated by the letters gettting too small to read)
MG: ??
p4 - They are suddenly in a courtroom. Chappy Chappy is "da judge", with a robe, curly wig, and 2 gavels. DP is running on a treadmill in the witness booth and points accusingly at MG, who holds his half-eaten dust dog with a shocked expression
DP: This bastard dine 'n not-dashed!!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
870 - Our Shitty Future II
p1 - in a scifi room, windows looking out into a scifi future cityscape, a Future Man in a spandex jumpsuit and visor follows a Present Man who looks around in awe down a series of conveyor belts.
Present Man (wearing Tshirt + jeans, btw): WOOOW! the future's so cool!
Future Man: Yuup.
Scifi Hatch (opening in front of PM): VRWIP
p2 - a scifi turret pops out of the hatch and extends a weapon that crackles with dangerous-looking light
Scifi Hatch: VROOP
Turret (digital voice): [BALLS] DETECTED. ELIMINATING [BALLS]
p3 - The turret discharges its weapon, sending a tremendous bolt of plasma into PM's crotch. We see him frozen mid-crumple, as his face is just beginning to contort into an agonized rictus
Turret: ZORCH!
p4 - PM has dropped into the classic "butt in air" sleeping position preferred by many toddlers, arms between his legs, clutching the smoking remnants of his groin. He weeps into the conveyor belt
PM: WAAAA! The future sucks!!
FM (consoling him): Ah, you don't need those
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
869 - Theyre Straight Boiling My Ass
p1 - An Enraged Man, seeing something on his PC monitor, pounds the desk enough to bounce his keyboard. He has a stupid haircut
Enraged Man: AAAAAAARGH!! I'm sick of all the bullshit!!
p2 - A crowd of enraged people that includes EM are screaming together. A concerningly Republican-looking man seems to be leading them, and some hold lit torches
Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAA!! We're sick of all the bullshit!!
p3 - EM, looking more confused than enraged now, sits immersed in a huge cookpot with flames licking up the sides. The crowd are now screaming at him, one is cutting carrots into the water.
EM: Wait a minute... These guys're sick of completely different bullshit from me!!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a video I probably will never see again, from (iirc)pre-google youtube was someone's hi-score run of a flash game "staircase dismount" or something, (in which you lined up a vector to push a humanoid ragdoll down stairs + it calculates how much dmg) set to Europe's "The Final Countdown"
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jucika and the Peach. 

It is so juicy and sticky, she has to get butt naked in order to enjoy the fruit.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
872 - Don't Let's Be Beastly To This One Orc
p1 - Some 'Renegade Faction'-style punks are killing an orc; The first has chopped off its head and hand, the second has hit the flying head with a baseball bat, sending it flying. An Anti-Atrocity-Activist looks on disdainfully.
Renegade Faction2: GAHAHAHA!!
Renegade Faction1: Nyeeheehee!
Anti-Atrocity-Activist: Shameful oafs, brutalizing that poor orc.
p2 - AAA has captured an orc of his own, who lies helpless on the ground, all 4 limbs "hog tied" by a pair of hunting bolas. AAA, wearing a cartoonish benevolent expression, injects the contents of a syringe into the neck of the captive orc, who struggles in vain against its restraints.
AAA: So unlike MY civilized method of painless lethal injection!
Captive Orc: NOOOO!!
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CO: NOT PEACEFUL DIE! THAT NOT MONSTER WAY!
CO (tears trickling down face): That not... tHat... not......
CO (light going out of eyes, replaced by X pattern): monster... .  .
AAA (out of panel): there, there.
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RF2: GuaHaHa! Guess we underestimated you do-gooders! You tortured that orc like we never could! Down to its SOUL! Gaha!
RF1: Yea, yer way cool, in our book! Neehehe!
AAA (pleased with self): W-well, I'm always glad to "reach across the aisle"
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
871 - Sell-ative Velocities
p1 - A Motorcycle Guy wearing more-or-less appropriate gear looks at some posters advertising dungeon eateries, in particular "Eat our Dust", a speed-themed establishment serving dust dishes, including dust dog(2GP), dizza(5GP), d.pellets(4GP), etc. Location is listed as "on the race track"
Motorcycle Guy: HM!
MG: A dish from this "dessicatessen" might give me the alacrity I'm lackin', the speed I need, and so forth.
p2 - MG has found the establishment, but struggles to catch up as the proprietor, dressed in a typical "soda jerk" outfit with an eyepatch + scar and wearing his food stall around himself, pedals backward at high speed on the elevated road. A sign reads "no motor vehicles"
MG (reaching to take the offered dust dog(2GP)): haa... Haaah! One... Dust dog.... Please!
p3 - Having taken the meal, MG stops to catch his breath, wallet out
MG: Ok, how much do I-
Dust Proprietor: !!
DP (pedaling off into the distance, enraged): YOU FUuuckeeeeerrrrr-(fades out of hearing, indicated by the letters gettting too small to read)
MG: ??
p4 - They are suddenly in a courtroom. Chappy Chappy is "da judge", with a robe, curly wig, and 2 gavels. DP is running on a treadmill in the witness booth and points accusingly at MG, who holds his half-eaten dust dog with a shocked expression
DP: This bastard dine 'n not-dashed!!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
870 - Our Shitty Future II
p1 - in a scifi room, windows looking out into a scifi future cityscape, a Future Man in a spandex jumpsuit and visor follows a Present Man who looks around in awe down a series of conveyor belts.
Present Man (wearing Tshirt + jeans, btw): WOOOW! the future's so cool!
Future Man: Yuup.
Scifi Hatch (opening in front of PM): VRWIP
p2 - a scifi turret pops out of the hatch and extends a weapon that crackles with dangerous-looking light
Scifi Hatch: VROOP
Turret (digital voice): [BALLS] DETECTED. ELIMINATING [BALLS]
p3 - The turret discharges its weapon, sending a tremendous bolt of plasma into PM's crotch. We see him frozen mid-crumple, as his face is just beginning to contort into an agonized rictus
Turret: ZORCH!
p4 - PM has dropped into the classic "butt in air" sleeping position preferred by many toddlers, arms between his legs, clutching the smoking remnants of his groin. He weeps into the conveyor belt
PM: WAAAA! The future sucks!!
FM (consoling him): Ah, you don't need those
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
869 - Theyre Straight Boiling My Ass
p1 - An Enraged Man, seeing something on his PC monitor, pounds the desk enough to bounce his keyboard. He has a stupid haircut
Enraged Man: AAAAAAARGH!! I'm sick of all the bullshit!!
p2 - A crowd of enraged people that includes EM are screaming together. A concerningly Republican-looking man seems to be leading them, and some hold lit torches
Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAA!! We're sick of all the bullshit!!
p3 - EM, looking more confused than enraged now, sits immersed in a huge cookpot with flames licking up the sides. The crowd are now screaming at him, one is cutting carrots into the water.
EM: Wait a minute... These guys're sick of completely different bullshit from me!!
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[pretending not to be impressed with the quirky business’ huge giraffe] ooooohhh shes so crazzzzzy love her etc
Some local business in a converted residential unit, painted all black. the name is obscured by a palm tree, but it’s of the  annoying “cedar and strap” school. Anyway there’s a life size giraffe statue out front, with reasonably lifelike paint
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh hell eah, my dream of seeing a fraction by every post is finally realized. thank you blue sky dot com dev team. for the fractions
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They say that Maxine's kyaracter is dirty because you say "kya!" when you see her behavior (in this scenario you are easily scandalized, to a degree that no longer has social sanction, by female promicuity)
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
not going to lie, she had me in the entire text of the post, which is 100% factually correct truth etc.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also they were talking about aquarium guys on the most recent Guys the podcast about guys. They went on n on about how salt water aquariums are so expensive, but in my experience they are cheap as hell if you make use of the free fish deal at the ocean
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am playing "slay the spire" 1 alot again. I get very frustrated with that game, even when I win, because I am not good at it. But it surfaces, ah, maladaptive behavior patterns that I think are present in my everyday life in more subtle modes. So I hope fixing them in game will help me irl
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
1 thing I've learned from keeping the aquarium is that I've really been underestimating arthropods. I can't really tell whats going on with the shrimps but the crabs have very broad n flexible behavior sets, and seem to have a decently sophisticated mental model of their enviroment
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Throwing More Cats On The Roof
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
I’m always looking out for the little guy. Yeah, the fuckin. The leprechaun.
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
damn I just chocked to death on 1 oat
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think that the gender anxiety monetized by sellers of dick pills n load volumizers etc. could also be exploited by a product claiming to make the user's "Boioioioing" boner SFX louder
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
im lookin at the partially clips. its gonna turn red... allegedly
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
although bacteria reproduce asexually, many have a thing called 'sex pilus' which is like a tendril that grabs onto other pili and the entangled bacteria reel each other in + exchange genetic material
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