Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 04/02/2025My gf looks so warm and cozy and cute in bed but I want her awake so we can hang outtt I done went on a walk and to the store and smoked already ugh she sleeps forever 010
Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My sweet mom got me tarot cards and a homemade candle for Valentine’s Day that’s all. Also I hate this app 010
Reposted by StarGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Because they are evil, we must stand up to them. But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to. 15466168012025
Reposted by Starlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/01/2025lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor 402953308
Reposted by Starwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy 494243801
Reposted by Starsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025i only eat whole sticks of unsalted butter bc i’m trying to get serious about my health 2648161
Reposted by StarFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/01/2025i keep wiping my glasses but the smudges are in my brain 191005229
Reposted by StarJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Yesterday, ICE raided a business in New Jersey and detained both citizens and non-citizens — without a warrant. They even detained a U.S. military veteran. Nobody is safe.cbsnews.comNewark business "raided" by ICE agents, mayor says, multiple people detainedImmigration agents "raided" a business in Newark on Thursday, according to the city's mayor. 1331174527015
Reposted by StarSophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore. 882060199
Reposted by Starcakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 24/01/2025she's deactivated rn so I'm tweeting this for her 526237
Reposted by StarThe Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Maine Coon Alert---her expression is all of us this morning. 700377402348
Reposted by StarAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/01/2025Me: having a panic attack My mom: sends me a video of a porcupine eating corn 1660123
Reposted by Starmallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025spongeboy me bob, i've overdosed on ketamine and i'm going to die! argargargahargharghargarg! 141
Reposted by Starlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/01/2025big shout out to Yesterday Me for not putting off getting groceries when it was yesterday so now i don't have to deal with it in the cold. not going to show the same courtesy to Tomorrow Me about the laundry though, she can get bent 859512
Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Idk now that tiktok is back I think rednote is better the community is great and they’re so funny 000
Reposted by Starlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/01/2025i don't want anyone to actually look this up but i wonder if the de-aging billionaire who drinks his son's blood gonna be at the inauguration 354164
Reposted by Staramanda 🌈🍉 @debutlor.bsky.social · 19/01/2025there is no bread. they took the circus. feeling pretty french right about now. 171012147
Reposted by Starandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/01/2025Not depressed enough to skip meals but depressed enough to eat out of a measuring cup 1012616265
Reposted by StarJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/01/2025when you walk into a restaurant and you think, wow hey i know this song, sometimes it's because it's playing at full volume from your jacket pocket 1467341344
Reposted by StarRetired-Librarian @retired-librarian.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The immense tragedy of eating store-bought tomatoes post-gardening season. 3231114
Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I wish they’d invent more fruits and veggies id sell a leg for that 000
Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I did this twice this week but I get celery one with pb one with cream cheese one with ranch it cures you a little 000
Reposted by StarBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/01/2025It’s probably good that car headlights can now be brighter than 7000 exploding suns, I’m probably wrong for not seeing the benefit. Sorry, I’ll do better. 2404680339
Reposted by StarChronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Nothing sucks more than getting a flare after doing something you knew would give you a flare 2124321
Reposted by Starmims @aiyacat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025that feeling of being so devoured by a book that you lose track of time and completely forget to eat always feels so surreal 1230927
Reposted by StarKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/01/2025My panic to disco ratio is alarming. 10508114
Reposted by StarViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar 181608423
Reposted by StarTheprogressive ✊️ @treadres.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Save trees, save lives. 441950392
Reposted by StarBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy 596469898
Reposted by StarMicah @rincewind.run · 09/01/2025people will go on the internet and say anything “you should be respectful when people die no matter how horrible they are” no you shouldn’t. that isn’t true.hollywoodreporter.comAnita Bryant, Singer and Crusader Against Gay Rights, Dies at 84She has hits with songs like "Paper Roses" and served as a spokesperson for Florida orange juice before her career came crashing down. 2985532740
Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 09/01/2025There’s no way I was a little sperm once liek I was actually swimming around as a little guy nah I don’t believe it 000
Reposted by Starlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/01/2025it sucks i can't toss a baseball around my apartment without risk of breaking all my stuff 2533810
Reposted by StarSlime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I wish I had a dark ominous theme song that played whenever people encounter me in the wild. Like you just walked into a boss fight you didn’t know you were about to have. 991405121