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@kisstheclown.bsky.social
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The Pretty Boy Chronicles 📚 Anti porn, anti government, feminist 💅🏻 I like art, clowns, reading, sharks and romcoms In love w my wife Fern✨

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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My gf looks so warm and cozy and cute in bed but I want her awake so we can hang outtt I done went on a walk and to the store and smoked already ugh she sleeps forever
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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
My sweet mom got me tarot cards and a homemade candle for Valentine’s Day that’s all. Also I hate this app
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Because they are evil, we must stand up to them. But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/01/2025
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
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America 4 All — A4A @america-4-all.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 25/01/2025
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
i only eat whole sticks of unsalted butter bc i’m trying to get serious about my health
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/01/2025
i keep wiping my glasses but the smudges are in my brain
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Yesterday, ICE raided a business in New Jersey and detained both citizens and non-citizens — without a warrant. They even detained a U.S. military veteran. Nobody is safe.
cbsnews.com
Newark business "raided" by ICE agents, mayor says, multiple people detained
Immigration agents "raided" a business in Newark on Thursday, according to the city's mayor.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Brilliant.
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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Pretty sure this can and has been proven
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.
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Nadine Smith @nadinesmith.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
she's deactivated rn so I'm tweeting this for her
screenshot of a text from Denise: 
"People killin people dying
Lois Peter Meg and Brian"
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Maine Coon Alert---her expression is all of us this morning.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/01/2025
Me: having a panic attack My mom: sends me a video of a porcupine eating corn
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
spongeboy me bob, i've overdosed on ketamine and i'm going to die! argargargahargharghargarg!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/01/2025
big shout out to Yesterday Me for not putting off getting groceries when it was yesterday so now i don't have to deal with it in the cold. not going to show the same courtesy to Tomorrow Me about the laundry though, she can get bent
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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Idk now that tiktok is back I think rednote is better the community is great and they’re so funny
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m sad.
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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Or ph or Omegle or smth else actually harmful
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/01/2025
i don't want anyone to actually look this up but i wonder if the de-aging billionaire who drinks his son's blood gonna be at the inauguration
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Sticker: trans people existing does nothing negative to your life you crybaby bitch
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amanda 🌈🍉 @debutlor.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
there is no bread. they took the circus. feeling pretty french right about now.
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Giotto @giottodibondone.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Yep. Spot on!
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 16/01/2025
Not depressed enough to skip meals but depressed enough to eat out of a measuring cup
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
when you walk into a restaurant and you think, wow hey i know this song, sometimes it's because it's playing at full volume from your jacket pocket
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Retired-Librarian @retired-librarian.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The immense tragedy of eating store-bought tomatoes post-gardening season.
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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I wish they’d invent more fruits and veggies id sell a leg for that
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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I did this twice this week but I get celery one with pb one with cream cheese one with ranch it cures you a little
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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Me when I’m irritated
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It’s probably good that car headlights can now be brighter than 7000 exploding suns, I’m probably wrong for not seeing the benefit. Sorry, I’ll do better.
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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This is me sometimes 😔🤚
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
a google search of the words "how to kill self with brick"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Nothing sucks more than getting a flare after doing something you knew would give you a flare
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mims @aiyacat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
that feeling of being so devoured by a book that you lose track of time and completely forget to eat always feels so surreal
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My panic to disco ratio is alarming.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar
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Theprogressive ✊️ @treadres.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Save trees, save lives.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/01/2025
people will go on the internet and say anything “you should be respectful when people die no matter how horrible they are” no you shouldn’t. that isn’t true.
hollywoodreporter.com
Anita Bryant, Singer and Crusader Against Gay Rights, Dies at 84
She has hits with songs like "Paper Roses" and served as a spokesperson for Florida orange juice before her career came crashing down.
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Star @kisstheclown.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
There’s no way I was a little sperm once liek I was actually swimming around as a little guy nah I don’t believe it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/01/2025
it sucks i can't toss a baseball around my apartment without risk of breaking all my stuff
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I wish I had a dark ominous theme song that played whenever people encounter me in the wild. Like you just walked into a boss fight you didn’t know you were about to have.
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