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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 03/10/2026

what if I'm always hungry like the wolf what then

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. *slow wink* Other passengers in boat on extremely rough seas, vomiting relentlessly: STOP SAYING THAT, ASSHOLE!

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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not today, thank you, dude who writes sweat dreams

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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fucking a whisk so hard it turns my discharge into cheese

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hot take: there’s no wrong way to load a dishwasher

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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026

Having a bad week. I keep making misstakes.

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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

fishnets at half-mast today for Tim Curry 🖤

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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Do you think Tim heard about Dolly and was like, that's it. I'm outta this hell hole.

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MODERN @modern-001.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Mordor, She Wrote

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

LOTR sitcom called How I Met Your Mordor

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jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

“hey” with the intention of drinking nothing but your titty-milk from now on.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15/11/2023

I’ll set myself on fire tomorrow and claim I’m baked Alaska.

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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I wasn't a slut,I was just share sized

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

can’t think of any jokes so i guess i’ll just do my job or whatever

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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

That awkward moment when your baby gets invited to something so you dont have an excuse not to go

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Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Sometimes your ego needs to take a nap too.

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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

No autocorrect, I am not trying to type ‘area hole’. I am typing arsehole

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

the legend of crumpledforeskin

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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Of course you can eat that mushroom. Just don't expect to eat it again.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I Tried to Be Friends With a Guy and He Made It Weird: A Memoir

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ceej @ceej.online · 30/06/2026

my doctor asked me, the father of a toddler, if I ever "felt fatigued"

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Me, day 1 watching World Cup: this is pretty boring Me, day 5: fine, I enjoy this Me now: *falling to the ground clutching my knee every time I walk near a table or chair leg*

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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If you're over 30 & call it a boner you deserve it to be held between their mouth and shook

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

i’m going to start a tiktok influencer account that promotes proper hydration and call myself that wet bitch.

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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Taking my sweet time brushing my teeth because it's my break from the baby

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just a Friendly Reminder…. “If you're getting your news from Fox News, just remember that they had to pay $787 million for lying to its viewers. Food for thought.”

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e.g. Alice Lastname @kissabix.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

My wardrobe, jt was saved from an old house, it used to be double the size but my grandad sawed it about to make it smaller and be able to fit in a normal house. I love it.

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