Reposted by jason jasonsonShimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025You okay, babe? You’ve hardly assumed everything is about you lately. 14513
Reposted by jason jasonsonBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 27/04/2025ahh yes, I forgot about Volkswagen Deal Days time to masturbate 23610
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 23/04/2025got a new phone so imma bug the shit out of you mfs today 140
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 23/04/2025the violent deaths of peter and paul. 20” x 20” oil on canvas 050
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 23/04/2025american wild animals 24 x 48 oil on canvas 040
Reposted by jason jasonsonMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 31/01/2025If I ruined your day by being a complete fuckin idiot online, that’s a you problem, tbqh. 18838
Reposted by jason jasonsonNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 31/01/2025*inviting my date back to my place* "I have two dozen eggs." 2166900422
Reposted by jason jasonsonNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I'm sorry you lost followers when I put you in my starter pack 58916
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 03/01/2025oil painting. 90% finished. 30” x 30” it’s called caging beezlebub 0120
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 01/01/2025i hope you all have a happy new year and that you let me suck your tiddies 150
Reposted by jason jasonsonShimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Me: You just wanna see my tiddies. Him: No way. I wanna see your pussy too. 4143
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 17/12/2024been painting this elk all day. it’s not quite finished 090
Reposted by jason jasonsonNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I only date medical professionals because I like my prostate checked twice a day 1153
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 12/12/2024men can fake it too. *boops your clit through your ski pants. 050
Reposted by jason jasonsonBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Masturbating without Pornhub just like my ancestors did. 6156090
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 12/12/2024holy shit you guys repost art here?? that’s amazing. *floods tl with 25 years of oil paintings 0173
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 12/12/2024oil on canvas 5 panels. total dimensions are 48” x 60” x 1.5” “the broken mouth” 0144
Reposted by jason jasonsondr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 11/12/2024could you elaborate? no, I forgot what I just said 218465
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 09/12/2024in my more than a decade on twitter/ now here, i have never asked mutuals/ followers for anything. if you can, donate. she’s a remarkable person and a fighter. get in the fight with her by donating if you can, and sharing if you can’t. 073
Reposted by jason jasonsonCynfully Sweet 🖤 @cynfullysweetxo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024to know this beautiful woman is to love her. she's an amazing soul and we need her here, with the living, as long as possible. if you can help or repost, every bit helps. 2163
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 08/12/2024i painted the trees on the left and decided to paint a middle section. which is the pic on the right. it’s only half done but the total size of all five canvases is 48” x 60”. it’s oil on canvas. 180
Reposted by jason jasonsonForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/12/2024There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s unless you’re married 1224360
Reposted by jason jasonson𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 08/12/2024A weird quirk about you? I like to sneeze. 17403
Reposted by jason jasonsonStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Musk spent $44 billion for Twitter and this guy bought all of social media with Monopoly money 743758
Reposted by jason jasonsondr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 06/12/2024y'all can't follow instructions for shit 1136
Reposted by jason jasonsonVenusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Smoking some new new, and I wanna hug or high five all of you. 261
Reposted by jason jasonsonJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I love that one movie with the mix-up resulting in whimsy. 2626049
Reposted by jason jasonsonMaslow’s HerArchy @anangeladay.bsky.social · 06/12/2024My toxic trait is I’ll just keep sucking your dick until you love me 6327
Reposted by jason jasonsonWendy @wendyb07.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I’ll mentally call it a day usually right after breakfast. 729279
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 07/12/2024if bluesky was tiddies i’d still be skeeting all over this bitch 031
Reposted by jason jasonsondr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 06/12/2024but this year I'm fucking your dad 0235
Reposted by jason jasonsonJenny and the Bets 💕 @bets.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Thanks for the tag sweets, cheque is in the mail 😝! 5 favs and 5 tags food: nachos season: summer drink: cran grape juice color: pink game: pictionary @leggypain.bsky.social @cynfullysweetxo.bsky.social @hunbothered.bsky.social @rebelanimalover.bsky.social @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social 1121
Reposted by jason jasonsonExhausted @fuckofftyvm.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I’ll never be horny for Applebee’s so why are they using Ginuwine’s song? 111
Reposted by jason jasonsonKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/12/2024“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is. 24477115
Reposted by jason jasonsonTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I got this to undercompensate for my enormous dick. 1011422
Reposted by jason jasonsonBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Blocking everyone who isn’t already following me. They had their chance. 2438581
Reposted by jason jasonsonShimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024There’s two types of people on bluesky. The skeeters and the posters. 136914
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 06/12/2024just for some context .22 rounds cost less than .25 cents per shot. mf fixed healthcare for 75 cents 2218
Reposted by jason jasonsonMiss Molly 🕷️🕸️ @mollyringwurm.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The shooter could unload in me three times I won’t be mad about it 💦💅🏻😘 2171
Reposted by jason jasonsonJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Nipples are the boners of the boobs 2439084
Reposted by jason jasonsonMolotov Cocktail @mollycocktail.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Shut up and get over here, you goofy bitch. We’re playing the parachute game! 092
Reposted by jason jasonsonNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Did someone add me to a hot girl porn starter pack because THANK YOU IT'S ABOUT TIME 0173
Reposted by jason jasonsonBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Inside you, there are two farts. Never trust them. One might betray you and become a shart. 1724462
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 06/12/2024sometimes it’s really hard to like you guys *gestures at my nuts 020
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social · 06/12/2024every day of his life garth brooks takes a pterodactyl screaming in a drainpipe sounding shit 010
