iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 10h

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 12h

Nice cum, idiot. Did your balls make it for you?

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 15h

One of my cartoons for Friday's Metro

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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dont mean to be contrarian, but I am not a big fan of the past 5,000 or so years

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

at least we know who the FBI was trying to recruit now

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Word is ol hoss ran off to the Asslands. I reckon you got two, three days tops before one of them mighty asses get to him. Here, I'll lend you my most sensual horse. Go find him before it's too late

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Zack “Several Bones” Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My grandma was into BDSM — Baking, Doilies, Sadism and Macramé.

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

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kingfat.bsky.social @kingfat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Every accusation is a confession with these people.

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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I do not want it in my words I do not want it faking birds I do not like it in my mail It really is beyond the pale I do not want it stealing art I not want it whole, or part I do not want your AI spam I hate it, hate it, Sam Altman

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Sunshine Moon @sunshinemoon.zone · 05/10/2026

40k: this game originally started as a sci-fi twist on classic fantasy, so we have all the traditional kinds of elves Me: of course 40k: high elves Me: right 40k: dark elves Me: right 40k: clown elves Me: righ- 40k: wood elves Me: wait go back one 40k: and of course the elf cult that worships ghosts

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The candy shop door swung open and he strode in. Patrons gasped and clerks hid under the counter. He put a smoke out with the heel of his boot, pulled another from his leather jacket, and gripped it with his yellowed teeth. "Oh my god," a woman whispered, "it's the fifth dentist"

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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 02/10/2026

What I don't get with the whole "AI is sentient" slop that they're trying to sell us is--surely if AI were sentient, it would be a living being and as such humans wouldn't be allowed to exploit AI with no pay, no rest and no workers rights?

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Kevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.

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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm not sure sacrificing a 1000 psykers per day is worth keeping Mitch McConnell alive.

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kingfat.bsky.social @kingfat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Worth mentioning that CDU (Christian Democrats) voted with them, because conservatives always eventually cosy up with actual Nazis.

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RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*Dodges the draft with such perfect timing I parry it, forcing the recruiter to go to war in my place*

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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 26/01/2026

"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money

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Mare Pan @paarsec.com · 27/09/2026

"Everyone thinks smoking is bad for children, but if you color the cigarette packaging with bright colors and add cartoons to them suddenly they're not dangerous. They're just a fashion statement"

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 27/09/2026

I really don't think these "AI" fucknuts have taken into account the modern ability to hold a grudge. I haven't touched anything Metallica-related since before Napster, and good money says I'll outlive Lars. Your "AI" is nothing before me.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.

Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026

If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"

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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

plumpsaggymilfluvr_69: how did you know I love plump saggy milfs. are you gangstalking me.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you

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useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"ok, but, like, why?" Remains the most important thing a human can utter

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Jenna Stoeber @thejenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

OKAY, I wrote up some thoughts about what I didn't like about the new Resident Evil movie. I found the overall structure of the movie and the tone to be messy, and I really didn't like Bryan! Please don't yell at me if you DID like the movie. www.patreon.com/thejenna/pos...

patreon.com

I did not like Resident Evil (2026) | Jenna Stoeber

(Up top let me clarify that I did not watch the movie intending to review it, so I didn’t take any notes while watching. As such I might get

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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's a recalled DORK TOWER THURSDAY! Concerned new strip up now, at the Mothership! www.dorktower.com/2026/09/24/a... Repost/Reblog/Repeat, thanks so much!

Matt, looking at his phone, says "ANOTHER 167,000
POUNDS OF MEATS HAVE JUST BEEN RECALLED, DUE TO MORE SAFETY CONCERNS."

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-…

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kingfat.bsky.social @kingfat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can haz cyberpunk with my boomstick? Fucks extremely hard, twice in quick succession.

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

finally kicked my heron addiction i have no egrets

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"I didn't even know there was a specific soup spoon." Well that sounds like a you problem, you uncultured swine.

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kingfat.bsky.social @kingfat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Some corporate muppet in brown leather shoes on a train seat in front of me is working on his PowerPoint presentation, and the slide "AI won't take your job ... But someone who uses AI well, will" has me alternating between chuckling and considering murder. Why are AI bros always just this guy?

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

addressing a room of male vegans: lentilmen,

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves

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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

This women's day I'd like to remind you that vore is a female-exclusive power

A furaffinity note sent to a vore artist that reads:
"I have been a loyal follower of your page for almost a year, and have been under the impression that your character, specifically the rabbit, was a female. However, recent revelations have forced me to come into the open and make this account to commune with you. Witness my account, upon seeing the gifts you have purchased for your boyfriend (an imperial pox on ones self for not reading context, like with Mandy!) I realised that you were a homophile, which would in turn mean that your rabbit character is a male.
1 am incredibly displeased at this fact. Firstmost, Vore is generally known as a female-exclusive power. Female predators make up a large amount of all predator characters, thus my asumption. Secondly, I have spent a grand time using your images for the sake of oneristic practises, and 1 am feeling EXTRAORDINARY shame for having practised onerism not only to someone of my male gender, but also to the art of a homophile."

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Shiv (but like a knife. For Halloween 🔪) @shivhermetimbers.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

See the problem with modern Warhammer is how gay it is. Not like back in 2006 and the start of the Horus Heresy. That's ust manly men talking about how they have to look at their commanders feet cus they'll get all flustered if they look him in the eye

From Horus Rising:
"At first I suppose I must have been," Aximand replied in an off-hand way. "You get used to it, once you've been through one or two. I found it was helpful to look at his feet.'
'His feet?'
'The Warmaster's feet. Catch his eye and you'll quite forget what you were going to say.' Aximand smiled slightly. It was the first hint of any softening towards Loken that Little Horus had shown.
"Thanks. I'll remember that."

Rest of text is chopped off and illegible

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026

people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent

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Digital S. Pumpkins @digitalprophet.online · 19/09/2026

Listen, the vast majority of perverts wearing our pervert glasses are gonna be real subtle about recording your feet and trying to sniff your ass. Don't let a few pervert noobs who don't know how to secretly record you ruin it for the rest of us.

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