RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Day 3 into a cold got me feeling likestatic.klipy.comSpongebob: Mr. Krabs Rings the BellALT: Spongebob: Mr. Krabs Rings the Bell 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I post only the best of the best here on bluesky dot app 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*Dodges the draft with such perfect timing I parry it, forcing the recruiter to go to war in my place* 0266
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is why @jesawyer.bsky.social has the mandate of heaven 010
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I should get back into that 'writing' shit again. Been a minute. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Obsidian putting out consistent 7-9/10 games but constantly getting put down because they're also the studio that made 2 of the greatest games of all time and haven't pulled off the hat trick feels like a specific kind of purgatory. 021
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Seeing Level 5 jump so hard on the AI train is a huge bummer. I grew up adoring the Layton games and I dropped hundreds of hours into Fantasy Life. I can't help but get a little depressed seeing so many studios embracing the slop machine. 100
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The phrase 'Thirsty-Thursday merger' randomly passed through my mind and I have a sudden overwhelming compulsion to do everything in my power to prevent it. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026One of the cool things about being a legacy systems guy is that you get to be 'The Young Guy' in your office way longer than other fields. The average COBOL programmer is 103 years old and got his start making punch cards at IBM. 020
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You never see Mystery Cults anymore. You don't see people wearing scary masks while they dunk you in a bath of milk to symbolize the sanctification of Hermes Thrice-Blessed. Cults these days are all just 'uhhh actually Jesus said you have to share your wives with me'. 110
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Whenever I see someone write 'females' to mean 'women' I mentally pronounce it like 'tamales'. That's my version of 'Wömen. Men of Wö.' 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Obviously, reading Victorian-era fiction, you're going to see a lot of things that have aged poorly, but I still always find myself shocked at how domestic servants are simultaneously omnipresent and invisible. They're treated more like furniture than people, it's rather bone-chilling. 110
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RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Funniest part of the English Civil War gotta be the guys who called themselves 'Fifth Monarchists' while generally being ambivalent about the whole 'monarchy' thing. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Seems like a bad sign for the social health of our society that 2/3rds of all emails and 1/2 of all phone calls I recieve are trying to rob me blind. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I think one of the biggest things video games have lied to me about is the relative difficulty of crouch-walking. Apparently every stealth game character has knees made of steel. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Just got back from the Odyssey. Must say I rather enjoyed it, which I hadn't expected going in. I wasn't expecting such a great performance from Matt Damon. 010
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026been getting really into mtg lately. stay tuned for more 020
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Just learned that Ginzburg passed away today. A truly fantastic author and historian. RIP. 010
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RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Something very evil about the concept of "Isekai" 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 26/05/2026One of the things that Pillars of Eternity did that I've seen few CRPGs do is they way the world react to how your character acts in aggregate. In order to get a reputation as a kind, or honest, or aggressive person requires actually picking kind, honest, and aggressive options when they show up. 110
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The only big artist with a social media presence and a healthy relationship with their fandom is Hideki Kamiya 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Love the idea of Power-Scaling but for non-martial feats. Which fictional detective can solve the Death Note case? Could Uncle Iroh get Darth Vader to turn from his evil ways? Could Batman cater a 250-person luncheon in only an hour? Enquiring minds want to know. 130
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I think the should a court where you can claim even smaller damages than $20,000. Extremely Small Claims Court. Nothing over $500 and it's exclusively for stuff like 'my friend didn't pay me the $20 he owes me'. It's presided over a judge who eyeballs the case and makes a ruling in under 5 minutes. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Scientists in fiction are way better at documentation than like 90% of people I know in STEM fields. They'll go out of the way to record audio/video logs and make sure it all coheres into a satisfying narrative when viewed piecemeal. They don't actually record any data but. Y'know. Whatevet. 100
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Sometimes I go through long enough droughts of posting furry stuff that people start following me for my political or literary comments, and I like to think that I'm like a time bomb on their FYP. Just scrolling through and then day, wham!- Kaiju-sized fox-man. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Doing some research for the TTRPG campaign I'm running 110
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 14/04/2026"Man, I really enjoy the Dresden Files books, I wish they had a bit more public relevance!"media.tenor.coma cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple objectALT: a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I love KotOR 2 but one of my favorite bits is about how Kreia waxes poetic about how the republic is doomed. Like, the end of the Republic comes 4000 years later and then they make a newer, better one like 25 years after. As far as Governments go the Galactic Republic is killing it tbh. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Hmm. Today I think I will make an SRPG about the Wat Tyler rebellion. 110
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 19/03/2026In 1982, Casiopeia played Domino Line at Chuo Kaikan Hall and Jazz has not reached those heights since. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Esoteric Ebb is so good. It's scratches the Planescape: Torment itch I've had since I was a kid that until now, only Disco Elysium could scratch. 020
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 04/03/2026One thing I've always wondered is why, in settings where Dragons are all intelligent and powerful, they regularly let humans ride them to the point that 'dragon-rider' is a known archetype. 100
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Me in a big white onion hat and late-era Ottoman robes: My Sultan, we should build watchtowers along the main tradeway to protect pilgrims. Guy who looks exactly like me but in a black onion hat: My Sultan. You should levy a tax on the peasants to build a a new wing of the palace for your peacocks. 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Do you think Patrick Rothfuss is glad GRRM is there to take all the 'finish the damn book old man' heat or nah? 000
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Got an audiobook performance done for one of my more recent stories! If you enjoy big dragons, forced tf's, or amateur theater, go ahead and give it a listen: #sizesky #macro www.furaffinity.net/view/64093202/furaffinity.net(AUDIOBOOK) To Come or Go by Carterhaugh by RomanProphetSo, fun fact. There are a lot of people on Fiverr who are more than happy to do an audiobook performance for you if you're willing ... 100
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I'm seeing a bunch of takes about Red Rising out of nowhere so I can only assume some youtuber made a video about it. 100
RomanProphet @romanprophet.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Apropos of nothing: I've been reading through Player of Games and there's a moment where the Azad outright state that the whole point of this empire-wide torture and domination ritual is the libidinal pleasure elite class gets from committing acts that would get anyone else ruthlessly punished. 000
