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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What kind of dudgeon are we gettin' into, boys? High?

Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We've dealt with this by just not having a save system. I dunno if that would work for a game people perceive as more serious, though.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Neighbor tricked me into eating a Ouija board. Disguised it as a square pizza. He was trying to turn me into a doorway to unknown realms, but all that happened was I puked up a little goblin foot. He was so embarrassed I ended up buying him a real pizza to cheer him up.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is already really good and I can’t wait to see the final version.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Theorycrafting a hybrid build that uses Holy Shit and Shadow Piss.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The media of my youth led me to believe that I would encounter a lot of mechanical bulls as an adult. I think I've seen maybe two.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I understand the Big Walk hype now.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Y'know when you can tell a bank used to be a Pizza Hut? Whatever moves in here is gonna have a much worse version of that problem. hoodline.com/2026/09/ripl...

hoodline.com

Ripley's Believe It or Not Closing San Francisco Location

After 60 years, Ripley's Believe It or Not is leaving San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf for good.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's Negroni Week in San Francisco, or as I call it, "time to drink at home."

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cottage is a criminally underrated cheese.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We're getting pretty weird with October's Item-of-the-Month.

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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river

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MC Frontalot @mc.frontalot.com · 18/09/2026

Went to Resident Evil at the Alamo with @zapjackson.bsky.social . That news item about cutting half the jokes must've been a head feint. Release cut is rife with the things. Very amusing, heavy on the jump scares. Not as intricate or beautiful as Weapons or Barbarians, but still. Recommended.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Deliberately getting captured by the Cenobite cult so I can eat all their a la carte sausages.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Man, this Hellraiser: Revival is a video-game-ass video game. I miss single-player narrative FPSes and also games where you go into weird Clive Barker realms, so I guess I'll put up with a bunch of BDSM gore for a new one.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Someone had left a Beavis and Butthead book in an old office of mine. One page was a letter they had written to Tom Anderson that said something like "We were digging in your yard and Beavis broke open a pipe that smelled like farts, so if your fart faucet doesn't work, that's why." Pretty good.

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/09/2026

Reporters were discouraged from taking video of Mitch McConnell as the infrared autofocus mechanism of the camera "aggravates his Passenger" and "sets him all to scurrying"

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I hope Diablo V has some colors and some environments in it.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm not sure how I ran across this book, but I'm glad it happened. Just delightful, and I can wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone who likes my work.

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Might go try some of my anecdotes on the plants in my garden and see if they start sprouting venomous thorns again

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

it's wild his full name was entertainment entertainment cummings

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I think I might finally get a Switch 2 for that there Zelda remake. I loved Ocarina at the Time (ha) but have never been able to revisit it because I think that era of 3d looks disgusting.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“You must honor the legacy of your heroic ancestor Two Butts Johnson,” exhorts my family. When are they going to understand that I only have one butt.

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 07/09/2026

By Jamiroquai's twin axes ...

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Mmm hmm. @hamburglarhimbo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

FUN FACT: Geddy Lee's glasses have always been the same size. It is Geddy himself who has grown by 500%.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Star Wars weed slang: Danktooine Lobot Lettuce Jawa Wawa Gonk Jizz Cigarette

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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

In the files for New Super Mario Bros. (DS), there's a fully coded, unused ghost enemy referred to as "scripulous_fingore". When asked about the enemy in an interview, Miyamoto disregarded the question, seeming unusually upset.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you like it when you upgrade a guy and then he does +1 damage, may I recommend video games.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Man, Star Wars is so good when it’s a bunch of random dirtbags and not some specific dirtbags from the 70s.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Cosmic Crisp cabal has been sabotaging Fuji crops to make them mealy and gross. They know nobody would go for their stoner breakfast cereal-ass sounding nonsense in a truly free market.

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

you'll know its the future when people start drinking "hyperbeer"

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Star Wars original motion picture soundtrack.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

He was born in the narrow range that meant the 7-layer Burrito only existed in that gross Primus song.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

QTP with a game released in the year you were born. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossa...

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Colossal Cave Adventure - Wikipedia

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Modern video games have 5 or 6 different enemy types and they're really polished and well-balanced, but I want games with like 200 kinds and they're all janky as shit.

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Modern video games have 5 or 6 different enemy types and they're really polished and well-balanced, but I want games with like 200 kinds and they're all janky as shit.

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Effective Altruist movement are revealed as HYPOCRITES by their refusal to support my plan for the cessation of human suffering (transform men into beasts).

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Zack Johnson @zapjackson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What was that movie where Al Pacino was really good at wearing scarves? It was something like Scarf Champ or Scarf Master or something.

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