Reposted by Guscapillariancrest.bsky.social @capillariancrest.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The purpose of a wealth tax is to prevent a de facto monarchy. It doesn’t have to fix the budget problem. It just has to neuter dynasties. 319614
Reposted by GusTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/10/2026as a cis guy I actually prefer playing women characters by an order of magnitude. oh the whole the, the voice acting is consistently superior, and frankly women are more interesting. Shepard, V, any time I can choose to play a woman, I do; and not for "eye candy" 1824220
Reposted by GusNikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Hey you have ADHD but you are really good at time management, why is that?" Because if I'm not early everywhere I go, I feel I'm gunna be executed :). 1245
Reposted by GusAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Evergreen 71933614
Reposted by Gusphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 385632670
Reposted by Gusjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1602567649
Reposted by Gusonion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you 451838191
Reposted by GusEssayWells @essaywells.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At this point I'm genuinely wondering whether the current Stop Me Before I Train Again drama is because both OpenAI and Anthropic have been forced to the realisation that their costs are impossible and they desperately want it to look like "they made us stop", not "we burned all the money". 3493
Reposted by GusPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Remember 3 years ago when a bunch of NFT bros blinded themselves at a party because they bought sterilizing high power UV lights instead of normal party lights? How many of them do you think have since attended those Silicon Valley Harry Potter fanfic AI sex cult parties? 411225
Reposted by GusSassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nothing angers me more than when a rich person says they are happy to be taxed more and people say “why don’t you write a check to the government” motherfucker they want everyone in their tax bracket to also write a check to the government because that’s how maths works you fucking numpty. 39516
Reposted by GusFIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 41393280
Reposted by GusPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The people making generative AI are in a millenarian cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic and heavily subsidized by Jeff Epstein in its beginning, that is a death cult by day and a rape cult by night. And they make zero effort to hide any of this, they count on you going no fucking way that's weird 228187
Reposted by GusBex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Many men would rather engage in violent fantasy about what they WOULD do instead of doing what they easily COULD. 101722446
Reposted by Gusrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks 191662257
Reposted by GusFinn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026LITTLE ALEX HORNE: nice simple task, get the queen's first born without her guessing your name GREG: nice and easy, I can't imagine anyone would do something stupid like just stand in a clearing singing their name? LAH: let's see Rumpelstiltskin's attempt RUMPELSTILTSKIN: *head in his hands* 07315
Reposted by Gusmankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026he does all his own research 🧪 8380127
Gus @kerago.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Server at the hotel restaurant is surly and it is 100% the correct vibe 000
Reposted by GusJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self 321301160
Reposted by GusStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786372556
Reposted by GusSascha Stronach🏳️⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my favourite minor NZ historical figure is Jimmy the Needle. He's just a random boatman who keeps showing up in South Island historical accounts like a cryptid. He's very tall and slim and everybody seems to know and like him. I have read multiple accounts of him assisting births. 2659
Reposted by GusAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'd have thought that the goal of a nominally centre-left political party would be to build a voter base of marginalised groups with overlapping interests and not to deliberately alienate minorities and then get arsey about it. But, what I failed to consider is, they don't want to. 1242265
Reposted by GusDavid Slack @davidslack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The difference between Christopher “cry me a river” Luxon and Marie “let them eat cake” Antoinette is that she was misquoted 1024369
Reposted by GusAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026I closed my trade imbalance with the grocery store, now I just eat the money I would have spent there. 1163179539
Reposted by Guscait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 123145102811
Reposted by GusHunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Roko’s basilisk isn’t real but the people who think it is are very real & will hurt you 1127877
Reposted by GusBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My final word on the matter 431766235
Reposted by Gusshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“people make fun of Dick Wolf’s name but that’s not even his real name. it’s Richard Penis.” — mariska hargitay at the #emmys making me laugh harder than i should’ve 22165084
Reposted by GusMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297787668
Reposted by GusRyan W Enslow @ryanwenslow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I hate how true this is. This picture is objectively terrible in so many ways… and it looks SO NORMAL compared to where we are now 2487
Reposted by GusLeon Barillaro is UNIONIZING @barilleon.com · 11/09/2026okay here's the thing. people mourning the loss of their loved ones is important. the tri-state area collectively processing the trauma and grief of the event is fine. windows 11 showing me a clipart image of the twin towers in my search bar because "never forget" is weird and unnecessary 0181
Reposted by GusJames Introcaso @jamesintrocaso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We've only got a few days left of the Crows BackerKit campaign! mcdm.gg/crows-rpg art by Joseba Alexander 211318
Reposted by Gusmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/09/2026the devs have been driven insane by the fact that instead of crypto decentralized social media for postrats they accidentally made twitter 2.0. they could have pivoted and made money off that but instead they got really mad and started talking to the computer and believing its alive 629729
