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Sassy Little Hobbit

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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 44m
Australia and New Zealand never beating the America’s chamcha allegations
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 1h
Love to get parenting tips from a couple of Australian dogs
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Aaron Hawkins @ahawkins.bsky.social · 2h
Drug testing has (by design) captured all the attention, but it's nowhere near the worst bit. For more than 30 years, benefit levels have been kept lower than the cost of staying alive. On purpose. Campaigning on the back of cutting them even further is monstrous. The cruelty is the point.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 11h
Chatting about our annual leave balance and the gbm launches into how complicated the holidays act is kept randomly inserting someone named Van Winkle into the conversation to my extreme confusion. Reader he was talking about Brooke van Velden 😐
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 15h
You cant convince me that TOP isn’t some kind of psyop they got people in a chokehold and for what lol
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 15h
Every single week there’s new evidence to back up that returning to Aotearoa was the right decision but you can stop anytime America I ain’t coming back no more evidence needed dear lord.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 15h
I’m gonna have to retire my rap name - Notorious Plant Killer - because my supermarket Italian parsley that I replanted last spring survived the entire horror winter of storms and cold outside and is giving me herbs again!!!
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Kylie @styla73.bsky.social · 18h
No one should want to watch an execution. Anyone that does should be put on international watch lists. I can't believe how depraved and backwards this is. Evil.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 18h
Like people don’t have enough to worry about right now
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 18h
You want me to vote for a party that’s gagging to go with the Nats lol WTF. Yes I got a flier today. I don’t get a lot of political fliers in my neck of the woods so it was exciting for 0.2 seconds.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Switched phone and broadband over to Contact to get $50 off power every month only to get an email 2 months later that power AND broadband prices are both increasing.
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Screaming Kitty with Pink Bow
ALT: Screaming Kitty with Pink Bow
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People don’t realize it but with the layoffs a lot of people in tech/corporate are already working 7-day workeeks because people are desperate to keep their jobs cause anyone can see what a shitshow the job market is. The scam is already in. When we sacrificed low waged workers we fucked ourselves.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I gotta double triple glaze my windows man these birds are up and awake and ready to go.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve concocted a pretty nice drink: -1 packet of melted kiwi crush (green) -1 can of yuzu lemon sodaly -Juice of 1 whole lime
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me and a teammate are on two sides of an issue and our lead has scheduled a call and it’s titled “the great [subject] debate” should I request it be a dance off 🤭🤭
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Time is a flat circle
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Made a bean salad for a friend and she said she loved it and that it was “so chic with the salmon” lol can you imagine someone calling your food so chic? I would be insufferable about it forever which is what I’m going to be 💁🏽‍♀️
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need a royal commission of inquiry into why the fuck I find a product I like and immediately gets discontinued like ffs
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The tiny hobbit after my workout: you’re a stinky stinky lady *loud fake giggles* I’m a fresh and clean lady *more giggles*
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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ChezPayne @chezpayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Billionaires lost their fear.....we need to bring that back!
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have been dancing in my garage a lot practicing my moves cause I expect there’s gonna be street parties when the event happens
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You Better Watch Out
ALT: You Better Watch Out
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On the one hand I’m relatively politically aware and no exactly where I stand on issues but on the other hand I really cannot engage with electoral politics anymore. Friends are posting all kinds of political videos, podcasts, infographics but I simply cannot engage it hurts my brain.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day absolutely ruined by watching a video of Luxon telling Guy Williams that his fav dinosaur is the T-Rex fuck off
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have reached the day where for a few months now the tiny hobbit doesn’t see night time. He wakes up at daylight and goes to sleep at daylight though he is very much aware of it this year and has questions. 🥴
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
McKenzie Scott is a good case study that showcases we should tax the hell out of billionaires. She got $36billion, has given away like $25-$26billion and she is still worth around $35billion. There’s no reason for this to be happening while people are starving.
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PERFECTLY NORMAL @nzpom.com · 24/05/2024
Christopher Lux-unaware🧵
newshub.co.nz
National leader Christopher Luxon unaware his $7m Remuera home increased in value by $2.3m over one year | Newshub
"You can attack me for being successful."
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The tiny hobbit kind of just eats whatever we give him and apart from cake and ice cream which is a clear fav everything else is treated the same for the most part. But today he asked me if I would make him a sandwich and oof it was so cute I love how he says sandwich. Ma can I have a soundwich? 😭
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🦇 Mel 🦇 @melbailey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For anyone outside NZ, last night there was a leader's debate featuring the 2 major parties and our current prime minister came third ... out of two. They'll probably still win the election because everything is bad and everything absolutely sucks.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The whole question of whether being a billionaire is moral or not aside (it’s not), they dont even behave in an ethical manner once they ARE billionaires. Where the universities and libraries, where’s the arts patronage, where’s the eradication of hunger - nothing. Just unemployment and misery.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wish people would not talk to me about their food restriction woes and diets and protein goals like yes visibly I’m 10-12kgs overweight but no I’m not on a diet to lose it and I really don’t want to trade tips because I have none I eat everything. The assumption makes me very uncomfortable.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: and this is a picture of ma and baba when we got married Tiny hobbit: I wanna get married Me: oh who do you want to marry? TH: I wanna marry everyone!! Me: everyone! that’s too many people you have to marry 1 person. TH: no! I wanna marry 2 persons!! Bigamy legalization in 2046 leshgo! 😂
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I scheduled a work call with a someone in India to avoid the temptation of debate watching 😂
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why is their bus so sinister and kidnappy
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot bear to watch the debate I’m still scarred from 2023 with Chris constantly agreeing with Chris. Granted I was 6 weeks postpartum and very emotional but I’m still very emotional.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Electoral humiliation for Luxon nearly in my graspppppppppp
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Angelina Keeley Strains in Survivor Challenge
ALT: Angelina Keeley Strains in Survivor Challenge
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shan’t
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Email subject from power company: your energy prices are changing Email body: your energy prices are going up. Yeah well of course they never go down do they 🫩🫩
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The GBM’s team has 1 in-office day a week and his one co worker always has reasons she is WFH. Her latest was “my alarm clock played up”. Previously one excuse was she forgot her keys and her family member took too long to let her in to retrieve them so she just stayed home. I love her 😂
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Living Safely With Covid @covidsafenz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Optimal Clinical Trials Auckland is recruiting patients for a Long Covid clinical trial right here in NZ Adults 18 – 75 years old Body mass index (BMI) between 18.0 and 35.0 kg/m² If you apply please share details about the type of intervention being trialed Apply here 👇
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- Optimal Clinical Trials
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey at least it’s a normal sheep looking sheep but the question remains why sheep are involved in the ads at all.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Once in my 20s a racist person was very mad I referred to myself as a kiwi and was like where were you born? Didn’t like my answer (NZ) and followed it up with but where was your mum born? Maybe the tiny hobbit will feel like he belongs here a bit more cause it’s nice to be from this place.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The concept of an AI agent checking me into my flight so I have more free time to starve to death while paying to breathe the air and use my own brain. If every tech billionaire died today it would be a better day than whatever the fuck AI psychosis generated bullshit I’ll read tomorrow 🙄
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love the new grocery store experience of an old man commenting on how much my trolley is gonna cost and how he can only afford to eat the 4 things he bought for the next few days. I love to live in the brighter future I was promised in 2011. In some ways I would prefer evils for masking than this.
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Asher @asherwilsongoldman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Attention fellow dance movie lovers - there's a new one on Netflix, Best of the Best, set in the maybe real world of US college Bollywood dance competition. It's a bloody delight and some fantastic dance sequences.
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rimu bhū’ī (they/them) @rimubhooi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some people online seem to fundamentally misunderstand so let me clarify: if there was a political party further left of the greens many of us would vote for them instead 😀👍🏽
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