townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I actually hadnt heard of the woman or the song, i actually didnt know it was country, but now that i do, i would also like to say to Ms. Moss that, regardless, i think country music sucks lol 130
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Being a parent is cool because you get to experience failure at something that matters to you more than anything else in the world 4486
townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Anyone have any requests for Mr. 7/11, owner of the belovèd franchise? 041
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The kind you find in a second hand store 0173
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Accidentally read something about "The Catholic Imagination" 2273
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Searching my mind palace and immediately stubbing my toe on a big box of clutter 1426
townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026(millenial slop/ millenial engagement-bait posting): Y'all fucking remember websites? 141
townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026kid at school today, first thing this morning: kid: (gasp) wait! it's 9/11! me: yup kid: wait, Mr., why is today 9/11? me: well, today is the eleventh day of september 120
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Look I'm as leftist as they come, but there's no ethical consumption under capitalism so it's actually really Fuked Up and classist if yuo think it's bad I work at the Toddler Crushing Factory 2304
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If I owned one of those services that rents out goats to eat back overgrown patches of land I would absolutely call it Scapegoat Goatscaping 4458
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You can't escape AI even in handwritten assignments! 813426
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒John Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026For those who celebrate 04510
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Charles, OFM Cap. @frcharles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I wish we had one of these at home. I'm often enough in need of it. 2243
townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 05/09/20267yo, on the way to their second soccer practice ever: "i think the coach is gonna show us how to fall down and pretend to be hurt today" 082
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"What They Asked For:" The #1 thing that children love to not eat 1221
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism. 3470511066
townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 31/08/20267:55AM: guy at stop light, lane next to me, in a bumper stickered out 2008 Toyota Yaris blasting that old, stand-by classic that we all know and love, "BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD...AND STUFF!" 150
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Libby @ancientprawns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Nondescript person named Lauren Ibsen 1193
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒lila 🦢 @lilais.bsky.social · 30/08/2026quando consigo 5 likes aqui no bsky 171386381
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Yaaay 220253
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This is how it feels to post in the announcements channel of your own discord server 2495122291
townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026bought a gaming pc back in 2020?? 2021??? for like $600. how much should i expect to pay now for same low-mid tier. like $1500-2000??? i know it's all effed and i'm more curious than anything. haven't used the computer much in the last couple years anyway 040
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Government is Yoshi @brien.rip · 17/08/2026My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas. We’ve asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service. 752724
townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026older two kids and i were within ~12ft (!) of a Barred Owl who then swooped and snatched up some sort of prey while we were camping this past week. super cool 090
townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 @townie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026a pacifist takes a job at the factory and runs around thinking up new ways to fuck up production without raising suspicion nor getting caught 030
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒 Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You should have to take a test administered by my mufos if you're gonna be putting out threads about the goings on in the church for the 90% of bluesky users who are completely illiterate on matters of religion 0192
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield 242150442938
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Yes YES The tiger is out 4367591735
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Oh how I long to be whelmed 3401
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Jms Dnns @jmsdnns.bsky.social · 04/08/2026maybe copilot knows why www.techspot.com/news/113326-...techspot.comLinux just cracked 10% desktop usage in North America, but no one's sure whyThe shift stands out because the change was not gradual but abrupt. Linux's rise came largely at Windows' expense, while OS X saw only limited movement over... 16555120
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 02/08/2026Took the kids to a beautiful sandswept beach nearby but miscalculated and got there 30 million years too early 622014171
Reposted by townie ❤️🔥🕊️🔒Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Children's memory when you ask them to do two small tasks tasks in a row: 🐠 Children's memory when you told them they could have a popsicle several hours ago: 🐘 110418
