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Nikolaj Bill

@nikolajbill.bsky.social
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Catholic without a home, Recovering ex-Trad, Social Democrat, Linguist, and Hockey Fan. I mistype a lot.

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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 1h
Just finished my daughter’s 7th birthday party and two thoughts: First, parents, an art studio definitely beats an arcade or trampoline place. Secondly, looking at her friends there (two white kids, two Black kids, two Biracial kids and four Latinos) sorry, but diversity IS our strength and awesome
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🎃🎃🎃Michael Scare-anicolas🎃🎃🎃 @karanicolas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hang on - if U.S. nukes are hard-coded against striking NATO states how will President Trump credibly threaten to annihilate Toronto during the next round of trade negotiations with Canada?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
"they really believe it"/"they will try to do it"/"the promises are real" are things that most americans refuse to believe about politicians but if you take them seriously will help you predict political behavior more often than not
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Captain Su boo ru Baja blas @coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marvel ip gets put in the public domain and Disney gets nationalized and regulated hooray
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Mark Ashton @arkmashton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is with deepest regret that we announce the passing of a true <your workplace> legend, Tom Smith, whose selfless devotion to his coworkers, cheerful demeanor, and tireless advocacy for customers was an inspiration to us all
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The Decider @vibinthrghhistory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abhorrent, but like, it’s John Yoo. He’s the torture memo guy, this is his whole schtick.
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 5h
American conservatism is quite literally stuck in "peaked in high school"
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 6h
I just saw actual excerpts from the Rufo talk show and it is so much worse and racist that I thought. For the first time in history I think Bluesky was underplaying how bad it was.
Indian Americans, Rufo argued, are "going to grind on spelling-bee words like unlimited hours," whereas American culture says,
"You're not supposed to study for the spelling bee." Robinson agreed: "What actually makes America so dynamic—it's not the kid who studies all night for the spelling-bee test. It's the kid who is the fullback on the high-school football team, who puts his head down and is willing to run through a freaking wall on behalf of his teammates and then spends the night drinking beers at the kegger and wakes up in the morning and gets a 1500 on his SATs, okay?"

From https://apple.news/ABzMQ9B6ER-KcdTN9vnVlKw
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In October, pajamas can pass for everyday wear, if they’re spooky enough.
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prop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
everyone on here thinks they're roger rabbit, jessica rabbit, columbo, or daria. in that sense it's the most gen x place in the world and would be the worst place on the internet, except for all the others
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[Christopher M. Federico] @chrispps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different school."
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Listen, I love BBQ. I smoke and bbq meat normally one to two times a month. But just showing how divorced MAHA is from Science, I should probably point out that there seems to be evidence of a correlation to BBQ and cancer due to both the types of meat and cooking. www.foxnews.com/food-drink/l...
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Legendary Texas BBQ restaurant in spotlight as RFK Jr touts 'real food' on health tour
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. visited the iconic Texas barbecue joint Terry Black's as part of a nationwide tour supporting new dietary guidelines and whole food nutrition policies.
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 01/10/2026
texas is multiple states. - urban texas: Austin, DFW, Houston, San Antonio - these are all mostly Democrat strongholds (and thus gerrymandered to disenfranchise them) - rural texas: "if land could vote" counties with a few thousand people each, who think the John Birch Society was too squish
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 20h
"Astronomers say they have directly detected the first-ever radio emission from a planet outside the solar system. The signal, however, is not evidence of intelligent life.” Soon, an alien spieces receiving our radio emissions will say the same thing about us.
cnn.com
Astronomers pick up first-ever radio signal from an exoplanet — but it’s not aliens | CNN
Astronomers say they have have detected a radio emission from Beta Pictoris b, an exoplanet 63 light-years from Earth, according to new research.
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s two in the morning. You spent the last few hours prompting ChatGPT to “write your novel” that explains your AI Psychosis derived philosophy “to change the course of humanity”. You hit self-publish on Amazon. It gets one review with one star that says “lmao.” Corpus Christi is now out of water.
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Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not to be on my high horse too long about this particular thing, but "all 'art' is equally valuable simply because it exists" is an insane thing to believe while also opposing ie trumpism. you wouldn't "at least they're reading" Kash Patel's children's books
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Waiting on clients to return emails so more Halloweening
A pumpkin-headed figure That is somehow wearing a t-shirt (?) with its vines extending from the sleeve holes is in the process of cutting a Jack o Lantern face into itself as pumpkin guts and seeds spill out from its newly carved mouth and fall out from the top of its head
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"i'm fine, and..." what prompted this lol did the interviewer try to call 911 when he said he has the highest of IQs
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 22h
*yawn* Wake me up when the PWHL expands to Texas. amp.star-telegram.com/sports/spt-c...
amp.star-telegram.com
Dallas Stars have a preference on NHL’s new potential city, Austin or Houston
As the Stars start a new season, the NHL is poised to add a new franchise in Texas, and the Stars would much prefer one city over the other
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So to be honest with you, the numbers, when we did that convention, it dropped our numbers, Ken Paxton said. Everybody’s numbers dropped. ”The polling aggregators all show that if anything it’s Democrats who’ve had a bump since the midterm convention by at least two points” Brilliant gambit, sir.
cnn.com
It’s official: Trump’s midterm convention was a bust | CNN Politics
It seemed a highly questionable decision even at the time — to hold an unorthodox GOP midterm convention dubbed “Trump-a-palooza” largely focused on a historically unpopular president. But President D...
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You joke but bearded vs shaved clergy was a big deal in the disintegration of communion between “the Greeks” and “Rome”
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not considering it spooky season until this bullshit heatwave is over
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 23h
I was going to post the Jesse, what the hell are you talking about meme, but the truth is a lot of this is the brain rot of the X algorithm. They were obsessed with a Turner Diairies type Revolution before Elon bought it, and it’s only gotten worse since it’s become a Nazi Bar echo chamber.
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Lt Barclay was suffering from AI psychosis!
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*handing the cashier a pack of bubble gum* i’d like to put this on layaway, please.
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CNN @cnn.com · 01/10/2026
Family of Renee Good sues US government and Trump officials over her fatal shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis. cnn.it/4rLtWSa
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John Carpenter’s Halloran @profhalloran.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would like to encourage President Trump to work with his allies in Congress to impeach and remove these justices.
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay. Well now I most definitely think he proposed to tear down the Oval Office. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
Trump says he rejected Secret Service plan to tear down Oval Office
President Trump said he told the Secret Service that he wouldn’t allow for the Oval Office to be demolished. Trump was asked what he would miss the most about the White House when he leaves office …
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Lmao “Elon is more fit” Elon look like a tortilla that stared at the Ark of the Covenant too long. LeBron James could dunk me into the Sun and I would thank him.
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Mulcahy @midwest-mulcahy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I stopped using AI detection after all of two (2) semesters. To be honest, the easiest way to tell if students used generative AI is when 10 out of a class of 35 submit writing that includes the exact same oddly-phrased opinion that ultimately doesn’t have anything to do with the initial question
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Leaning confidently back in my chair, crossing my arms and smirking* “And why would I trust the “Science” when it’s constantly “proving” I’m wrong?”
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I really think about it, being stuck in an eternity where I can’t hear my favorite songs or discover new songs and artists and genres, but only have new AI slop generated for me, honestly sounds like a Twilight Zone version of hell.
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Kevin the Pikachu @kap3692.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
for some reason the idea that 'the federal government's AI is doing bits' doesn't really make me feel better
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New favorite negative audiobook review: the woman who criticized the Transatlantic accent I did for the part of an aging 1940s starlet, because she thinks I’m British and making fun of Americans
“Loving every conversation (Ms Marple is a triumph), the setting, the line of characters (-Sylvia), the connections between them, motives, 1st person narrations. However the accent on Sylvia is offensive, no American says "Baby"like that. Do Brits think we have speech impairments? I listen to Brit mysteries daily and this is the worst American accent. I will have to skip her chapters entirely next listen. Love overall!”
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The leaking ceiling tiles in my office look like a pair of butt cheeks
ceiling tiles in my office look like a pair of butt cheeks
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
related to this: please for the love of God do not appoint another Republican as FBI director
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if they didn't fire the thing, no one would have invested in it! the state would have lost credibility. you can't just dig holes and fill them up. you need a credible story about why it will result in economic growth.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the fiscal stimulus of Death Star construction staved off an sector-wide recession that statistically saved more lives than the population of Alderaan.
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Gooseberry (ready for Spring 🌷) @eisforenkidu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy 260th Anniversary to the Cheese Riot at the annual Goose Fair in Nottingham btw

Nottingham cheese riot
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The Nottingham cheese riot, also known as the Great Cheese Riot, started on 2 October 1766 at the city's annual Goose Fair. Coming at a time of food shortages and rising foodstuff prices in England, violence broke out when city residents attempted to prevent Lincolnshire merchants from taking away Nottinghamshire cheeses they had bought at the fair. A warehouse, shops and a cargo boat were looted and hundreds of cheese wheels were rolled through the streets by angry rioters. Government troops were deployed when the mayor of Nottingham, Robie Swann, was unable to restore control. One man was killed and several wounded as the military opened fire on the rioters. Order was eventually restored after several days of unrest.
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking at my mileage: “The Beast is going faster than it has gone before…”
Mileage of 86,666 in a Subaru
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Those in attendance...received a book called “The War Department Field Manual,” a compilation of Hegseth’s past speeches. In a forward written by President Trump, the troops were told: “As your commander in chief, I will not ask you to fight dumb wars.” Perfect www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
wsj.com
Five Takeaways From Hegseth’s Speech
The defense secretary gave a “State of the Force” address to hundreds of officers and enlisted servicemembers at a Marine Corps base in Quantico, Va.
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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social @darkwebmallcop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they so desperately *want* to do an Orban and be terrifying authoritarians but they're shit at their jobs and the dear leader has a 35% approval rating and they can't understand why none of it is working
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Corporate wants you to find the difference between the two pictures.
Trump and it says AMERICA WILL NEVER BE A COMMUNIST COUNTRY. And Emperor Palapatine and it says AMERICA WILL NEVER BE A COMMUNIST COUNTRY.
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Nikolaj Bill @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How are the “Nothing ever happens” chuds doing over on Twitter and Reddit?
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pottery. Do pottery that can later be carbon dated to this specific period and make sure you sign your name bsky.app/profile/mtsw...
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