Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 3hOra contra eumen.wikipedia.orgJanuarius - Wikipedia 000
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusSecretary Of Diarrhea @senorgreygoose.bsky.social · 4hOne of the best takedowns of the "rationalists" and Libertarians is in Fargo, season 5: Roy: "I want freedom without arbitrary rules.” Lorraine: "So you want freedom without responsibility? Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal." Roy: "The President?" Lorraine: "A baby.” 424847
Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 3hWinning lifelong fidelitous marriage in the culture war 1111
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusPolling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 23hJesus Christ dude 462294688
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilusmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 17hi’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad 17987235
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilusali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 17hshutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight. 83662698
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 16hI wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh 501808305
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 17hWhat good has ever come out of the Greek system? Rape, hazing, binge drinking, sororities leading women to the slaughter. And sure, I be persuaded to set aside the Black frats, never really hear about gang rapes at them. 119711
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusJeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 18hKatie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David. 731311322
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 18hthey DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION????? 1452911405
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 19hIt’s cool the president of the United States had a stroke and they covered it up! 1757063
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong." 32864761401
Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 19hwe're offering free daycare to stay at home parents. 020
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusUrban Land Rent 🇸🇴🚰 @urbanlandrent.bsky.social · 20hI’m da communist poster who pays Elon musk for x verification. I’m building communism by paying Elon musk to post on his Nazi website that produces AI generated CSAM. 429943
Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 19hI never want to hear about political correctness again in my life 060
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People are also upset about non-economic things that get expressed in economic terms, like the fact that everything seems wildly out of control and we have a maniac in charge of the country 151111130
Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Maxine Waters needs to beat this creep up again 1113
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusRich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 28/09/2026theonion.comCreatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev... 213819
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusMicah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026I think Trump should keep bringing politicians from red states that are suddenly in play to the oval office and forcing them to talk about how great he is let's get Ken Paxton in here 152065303
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophiluspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously. 522714262
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilusderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor. 1136525887
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 27/09/2026If only there were a more concise word for “an overtly political campaign advertisement paid for by the government.” If only there were a roomful of writers and editors one could consult… 231524257
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilushuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself! 572003225
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026very funny that a community and culture that litmus tests itself by answering hypotheticals like "would you sacrifice a million lives to avoid a 0.1% chance of AI eliminating humanity" now has a lot of people adamantly refusing to trade-off sex parties for AI safety 112610
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusGraham Marbles @grahammarbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me going to make new friends with men 0132
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilusceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh 291800334
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One day I hope to convince conservatives that we should enforce the rule of law, reduce the deficit, and not carelessly tear down the institutions prior generations built, but today is not that day. 281740167
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules. 273295769
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilusprop @jailrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026thiel is a comedy genius though. "consider watchmen. the villain, adrian veidt, is a gay german billionaire resident in the us who considers it his prerogative to murder millions of people in order to achieve his vision of a lasting peace. the person alive who most resembles him is greta thunberg." 4303
Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. 260
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusJohn Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026"Violence does not build up the kingdom of God, the kingdom of humanity. On the contrary, it is a favorite instrument of the Antichrist, however idealistic its religious motivation may be. It serves, not humanity, but inhumanity." —Joseph Ratzinger (Pope Benedict XVI) 18418
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3149292692
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes. 16892823051
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusVoteHub @votehub.com · 27/09/2026NEWS — At TribFest, Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) appears to misspeak, calling himself a “lifelong Republican,” and declines to commit to being the “51st Democrat” if Democrats win the majority. “Let’s revisit after the midterms, and let’s see what happens if I happen to be 51.” 106667202
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusMike Elk @mikeelk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026X is blocking the Brazilian Catholic Bishops' Conference account as polling shows Catholics backing Lula. The Church has denounced outside interference in the electionpaydayreport.comX Blocks Account of National Conference of Bishops of Brasil As Catholics Back LulaPolls show Catholics backing Lula as the church denounces foreign interference. 17689283
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park. 1372302976626
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilus☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026bringing an entire cup of ice to the interview and just chewing it the whole time. incredibly important to never blink 71328
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If Trump invades Cuba and the Cubans manage to blow something up in Florida, they're going to try to spin it as a post-9/11 time for unity type bullshit and I want to put down in writing in advance that's stupid and you don't have to be a communist to see it. 1146781
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilus Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I do sort of think the flattening of a lot of class distinctions has something to do with this. Why is this guy who's dressed like everybody else from my apartment building acting like he's a Vanderbilt at the Applebees 0112
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilus Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a lot of society is built around renting the fantasy of having servants and people go insane when the help doesn't adequately fear them 3263
Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this could only be a requirement for a fake job 140
Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why don't you get the fuck out of here before shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass? 010
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893712651
Reposted by Most Excellent TheophilusGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 22/09/2026this is also a not enough goons problem 1846347
Most Excellent Theophilus @optimetheophile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 As I was reading @quinnae.com's essay this morning, this is who I imagined as The Last Man. "We do not have to yield to the car dealership owners who have made their midlife crises a geostrategic problem for the entire world.nytimes.comClavicular, ‘Looksmaxxing’ Influencer, Charged With Raping a 17-Year-Old (Gift Article)The influencer, whose real name is Braden Peters, is accused of giving the girl alcohol and having sex with her when she was unable to give consent. One of his lawyers said he was innocent. 140
Reposted by Most Excellent Theophilus Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Father Dominic S.J. 2183
