Reposted by University of ShitMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life 781528123
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 11/10/2025media.tenor.coma man with glasses says boy do i hate being right all the timeAlt: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm saying, “boy do i hate being right all the time” 021
Reposted by University of Shitalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises 401323300
Reposted by University of ShitNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Challengers (2024). 235060
Reposted by University of Shit𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025HR keeps referring to “the incident” and I keep telling them they’ll have to be more specific. 134384
Reposted by University of Shitbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 09/09/2025he packed prisons full of people who got caught smoking a joint after a long day at work, i dont care what happens to this silverback ape 261158150
Reposted by University of ShitAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 08/09/2025Just gotta get through every week of my life and I’ll be fine 23930143
Reposted by University of ShitScotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 30/08/2025replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names 458021726
Reposted by University of Shitbeany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 18/08/20252025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On 5748151576
Reposted by University of ShitOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I’ve sat next to a lot of couples at dinner this past week and I just have to say: y’all annoying as fuck 1833736
Reposted by University of Shitbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 03/08/2025i saw a guy on here asking people what they thought was the GREATEST OF ALL TIME tv show and i cant think of anything better than weather channel local on the 8s 2751674
Reposted by University of ShitAlex @a1extimmons.bsky.social · 02/08/2025My god Jeff Passan absolutely destroyed this man. We are not worthy. 1038359
Reposted by University of Shitwint @dril.bsky.social · 31/07/2025watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of 92132742998
Reposted by University of Shiteli yudin @eliyudin.com · 19/07/2025When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh 3165151083
Reposted by University of ShitEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 26/07/2025MULDER: listen to me - this situation is serious and people are in danger, shut down the power ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER, gritting teeth, barely restrained anger: god damnit Mulder there's no such thing as a Freakazoid! 151178178
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Worst possible video to come across while dilating 010
Reposted by University of ShitBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 24/07/2025hell? yea, brother 9290002280
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Watching Futurama on Comedy Central and the amount of commercials for testosterone products and dick pills is so insane. It’s almost all there is. Wtf is this 020
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Hotel television options versus hospital television options is fucking insane. Not even close. Hospitals have alllllll the channels. 030
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 15/07/2025This is what they’re gonna do to me tomorrow 020
Reposted by University of Shitone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/07/2025The Braves or their stadium shouldn’t be allowed on national TV until they can go 90 minutes without 40,000 hicks doing the chop 1368889
Reposted by University of ShitMatt Johnson @mattjohnson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Mariners bats 🤝🏼 Epstein files being released 38213
Reposted by University of ShitStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/07/2025The ADHD urge to misjudge a corner turn and smack into the wall 1317613
Reposted by University of ShitHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I've started saying "I'm Alex Haus of Decline, and welcome to Jackass" before taking my estrogen. 19186754
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Imagine being an ungulate lol “uggghhh I’m gonna be sick to my stomachs” 111
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Apparently I can’t tell my coworkers I got laid but when another coworker tells everyone she’s trying to get pregnant she gets applause?? Guess I’m gonna start calling getting fucked “trying to get pregnant” from now on 010
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 03/07/2025It’s really telling how absolutely stupid people are when they react to HRT as “whatever,” and then react viscerally to total urological reconstruction. Like…one of these actually changes your sex and it’s not the one you think lol. Cishet people are freaks about genitals. Absolute freaks. 010
Reposted by University of ShitMike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 03/07/2025art, literature, music, etc. aren’t merely distractions during awful times (although it’s fine if that’s all they are) but are also frequently beacons of hope for a better world 0133
Reposted by University of ShitCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Clayton Kershaw is just the fourth left-hander to reach 3,000 strikeouts but he's the first left-hander to reach 3,000 strikeouts after scrawling a transparently homophobic message on his cap a couple of weeks previously. 3048798
Reposted by University of Shitbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025the boys dove right into every new adventure 41407
Reposted by University of ShitTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 01/07/2025*five minutes after getting out of my time machine and meeting Jesus Christ* no, LCD Soundsystem is the artist; Daft Punk Is Playing at My House is the title. I know it's confusing. 426252
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I’ve said it a million times but transsexuals on HRT have “biologically” changed their sex. I’m so exhausted of everyone having a 4th grade level knowledge of this shit. 010
Reposted by University of ShitThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 29/06/2025this is the essence of pride to me. protesting and marching is all well and good, but the pride i want is trashy and joyful and unhinged — dykes and dolls and faggots all being truly alive, unapologetically and without any concern for “optics” 216417
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I did standup the other night and I immediately followed a dude doing the most garbage transphobic takes you could imagine. It couldn’t have been set up any better for me. 120
Reposted by University of Shitcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/06/2025yes, no, hell yeah 2168153
Reposted by University of ShitAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 27/06/2025I hope people are starting to understand why communists do what they have done 442412293
Reposted by University of ShitGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 25/06/2025If you want to know why the shallow identity politics of Democrats and corporations failed its because they tried to adopt the packaging of the left without ever adopting its substance. All politics is identity politics, but identity can never be your only politics 540342
Reposted by University of ShitSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025i don't think any of the guys complaining about walking on eggshells at work have any idea how much out of pocket shit you can get away with as long as it's not just the white guys in the room laughing. skill issue. 720411
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I respect that they want the sauces to go to a good home rather than the dumpster. 010
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 17/06/2025When i was in 3rd grade I wrote a story for school and it was about how the ATF went into the building David Koresh was in and discovered he was cloning dinosaurs. The teacher called my mom lol. Might be the coolest I’ve ever been. 010
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I can’t believe I forgot about this for like 15 years. Thanks Tim & Eric vimeo.com/4069809vimeo.comFlying Lotus "Parisian Goldfish"Directed by Eric Wareheim Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn dancefloordale.com 000
Reposted by University of ShitRelly XXL 🥂 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 14/06/2025If her name ends with an “ah” sound then she’ll ruin your life but you won’t notice for a while. 144917
University of Shit @karadactyl.bsky.social · 14/06/2025If Sam Richardson isn’t hosting the little buff boys competition in DC today then I don’t care 010
Reposted by University of Shitmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/06/2025i love when someone says “L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+” out lout and you can somehow hear the periods. just say faggots this is taking forever 201521139
