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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️

@11lizzie.bsky.social
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I collect baseball cards & nail polish ⚾️💅🏼 • my job is yinzer 🏴‍☠️ • crafty ✂️🪡🧶 • polyJAMorous 🤘🎧 • occasional nuisance ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆☁︎ she/her 🏳️‍🌈 ♈︎ ♐︎ ♑︎ PC: MLB (Skenes, Ke’Bryan) • Pokémon (omanyte, chandelure line, fidough, wo-chien) 11lizzie.carrd.co

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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
saw Olivia Rodrigo last night 🎀 she did not bring out Paul F. Tompkins to sing “vampire” with her but still, hell of a show
Olivia Rodrigo on stage at PPG Paints Arena, she’s singing and surrounded by pink flowers/pink lightingOlivia on stage in a black dress surrounded by fog and backlit
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what i want to happen in the postseason as a chaotic baseball sicko vs what will probably happen bc Manfred hates fun
fun bracket predictions!

~American League side~
White Sox beat Astros, Red Sox beat Yankees 
White Sox beat guardians, rays beat Red Sox 
White Sox beat rays

~national league side~
Braves beat Phillies, padres beat cubs
Braves beat dodgers, padres beat brewers
Padres beat Braves

~World Series~
White Sox beat padres boring bracket predictions!

~American League side~
White Sox beat Astros, Yankees beat Red Sox  
Guardians beat white Sox, rays beat Yankees 
Rays beat guardians

~national league side~
Braves beat Phillies, cubs beat padres
Dodgers beat braves, brewers beat cubs
Dodgers beat brewers

~World Series~
Rays beat dodgers
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got some of my senior pics taken with the duck lol 13 years ago 😮‍💨
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went back to see if I made any out of pocket pirates predictions at the beginning of the season, but I did not
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the "debate" about bringing iced coffee to job interviews is effective at distracting people from the really bad job market, the high unemployment rate for Black women, ongoing mass layoffs in tech and media, and how Gen Z workers are refusing to adopt many toxic aspects of corp work culture
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
any of my pirates mutuals at PNC Park today?
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you are at the pirates game rn please let me know! It is important
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James Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The dude has walked around Three Rivers and PNC for more than 3,000 games. Round of applause.
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 23/09/2026
The Pitchburgh Pirates. ☄️
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow 80 Ws 🥹🏴‍☠️
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
white sox woke up today and wanted to crush some dingers, good for them
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🎃ruth boo-der yinzburgh🎃 @violetvolume.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finding out that someone you like or thought was smart uses ChatGPT regularly feels to me like finding out they are secretly conservative or super religious.
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Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters @caitwritessome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh, so the Steelers lost? I was busy watching one of Pittsburgh's serious professional sports teams.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DOG. Officially a thing now.
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Arenado still got the juice lmao
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 20/09/2026
3️⃣3️⃣ HRs this season for Brandon Lowe! 9️⃣6️⃣ HRs at home this season (! NEW FRANCHISE RECORD !)
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this alone wouldn’t fix the pirates, but boy would it be a step in the right direction
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David Manning @photodave219.fightins.online · 18/09/2026
Update on Jared Young - transported to the hospital and evaluated further. Movement in all extremities. Per Franzke / Phillies Radio broadcast
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wowowow (i know it’s just a reprint, but i’ve never even seen an original charizard in person before so 🥹)
reprint Charizard card with gold holo border accents from the pokemon 30th celebration classic collection set (in a one touch case)
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ditto hat luck was unreal today 🫪✨
selfie of me, I’m wearing a black top, my glasses, and a black & cream ditto baseball cap. My hair is down and kind of a mess and yes, those are two littlest pet shops magnetized to the fridge behind meFour 30th celebration pokemon boxes on the kitchen counter: a poster collection box, an ETB, and both tech sticker collection blisters
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
pumpkin spice… tommy pham?
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mentally i’m here (back at pirate invasion weekend, ignoring whatever the hell my mediocre baseball team is up to)
me posing in front of a colorful flowerbed at the Pittsburgh ren fest in my pirate garb

garb details: black flared sleeve ruffle top, black bloomers, black DIY pirate boots, red and purple upcycled sari bustled overdress with a black pirate hat & octopus brooch. I’m holding a black fan and also wearing a black jolly roger symbol pendant from the glassblower on a black cord necklace
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
whatever haunts the infield tried to gift the pirates a game-tying run, and the base coach accidentally stopped the lead runner at third 🫩
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 15/09/2026
More than a number. 2️⃣1️⃣.
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
saddest, most disappointed child pirates fan you’ve ever seen
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pumpkin spice pirates must’ve gone back to their home planet bc who tf are these jagoffs
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i’m willing to sacrifice bob nutting to whatever haunts the infield at PNC Park to make it stop
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pirates scumbag roster ticks back up 🫩
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Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Belfi Rivera was 14 when the Diamondbacks made a handshake deal that would pay him $1.8M after he turned 16. But he saw almost none of it. $630K went to a trainer who brokered the deal, and $950K+ went to a lender whose business partner is Red Sox legend David Ortiz. New, @propublica.org
propublica.org
How the Dominican Baseball Factory Traps Young Players and Their Families With False Promises
Teams make handshake deals with players as young as 11 while moneylenders prey on their families. The industry is corrupt, but Major League Baseball and the players union have done little about it.
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
yay
Line graph that goes back and forth between peaks (we’re so back) and valleys (it’s so over)
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
completed a single row tonight on a crochet project I haven’t been able to pick up in months (because of pain & numbness in my hands) 🥹
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
who are these pumpkin spice pirates and what have they done with the mediocre baseball team (complementary)
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
lol logged my momento and my “pirates win by one (1) run” streak is still alive ✨🏴‍☠️
screenshot of my 2026 momento games

Apr 4, pirates beat the orioles 3-2
May 29, pirates beat the twins 6-5
July 11, pirates beat the brewers 3-2
Sept 6, pirates beat the angels 1-0pic of me from yesterday outside of PNC Park in front of the Clemente bridge, my back is to the camera and I’m wearing my rhinestoned Cutch jersey ✨
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i may have struck out on the popcorn bat yesterday but at least i got a nice dairy-free ice cream in a traffic cone
sorry it’s not actually dairy-free ice cream, it’s just an empty waffle cone inside the upside down traffic cone gimmick

the promo napkins say “hoist this cone” and there’s a yellow metal bench in the background with the pirates P logo design
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Email your representatives and tell them we want this
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hail mary here, does anyone know where to get the popcorn bat at PNC Park?? I’ve been trying for two seasons now to get one and I’ve seen people carrying them around but I’ve never actually seen them being sold 🥲
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
nice
pirates logo with their current record after today’s game: 69 wins (nice) - 72 losses (ugh)
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
post something random or you’ll have an awful September
Skeletor “I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy”
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
infields haunted
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other ‘exactlyyy’” shitpost (looking at you buster and tony)
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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
infield seems a bit haunted at wrigley today…
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brett craycraft @craycraftbrett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly and now Tim? what the FUCK
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
wheeeeeee did it 🥹
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rafael Flores Jr. is the first Pirates player since at least 1900 with multiple home runs in a game he did not start
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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
BUCCO BOMBERS WALK IT OFF make that 8️⃣4️⃣ 🏴‍☠️
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 19/08/2026
FLORES JR. GAME-TYING HOMER‼️
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