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John Juback

@juback.bsky.social
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Full-stack software engineer (.NET, TypeScript, React). Carnegie Mellon alumnus. Pittsburgher.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
DIES IRAE DIES ILLA
the Penn State costumed mascot, holding his hands up perhaps to celebrate OR pleading with God
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panic! at the everywhere @sjcpgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK PENN STATE
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Dancing Badgers
ALT: Dancing Badgers
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm not mad at all about how 99% of the time gas prices are determined by causes outside of the President's control but then The People Who Think The President Controls Gas Prices elected the first president who actually specifically caused gas prices to go up a lot
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Elmer pwesses the wed button.Elmer’s house is elevated.Daffy returns in a helicopter.For a small fee, Daffy will install a blue button to undo the effects of the red one.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 31/08/2026
Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 01/09/2026
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom journalism ethics and standards protect but do not bind, alongside out-groups whom journalism ethics and standards bind but do not protect.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Something cool I just realized: before they moved to San Antonio and changed their name, the Spurs were initially known as the "Dallas Chaparrals", which means that this franchise has been represented by both a roadrunner 𝘢𝘯𝘥 a coyote in their history.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Puke. news.kalshi.com/p/kalshi-par...
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Kalshi partners with 5 MLB teams
Kalshi has announced exclusive, multi-year brand partnerships with the Braves, Red Sox, Dodgers, Padres, and Giants.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 23/08/2026
When Trump is finally defeated, remember that the hangers-on and the ghouls surrounding him, the JD Vances of the world, will all claim that they were trying to moderate his evil and they should be thanked. And we need to remember that this is a lie. They were willing to do anything for power.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The only meeting Hakeem Jeffries should be having with Jared Kushner is to tell him he’ll be subpoenaed by the House for a corruption investigation on day one of Democratic control of the House. This is just pathetic stuff from the House Dem leader. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/23/u...
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Jeffries and Kushner Meet Privately as Midterm Attacks Fly
President Trump’s son-in-law and the man in line to be speaker of a Democratic-led House discussed how Democrats and the administration could work together.
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 18/08/2026
Remembering the Great One on what would have been his 92nd birthday.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not going to pretend that I know who the best candidate for Wisconsin governor is but it does seem pretty rich that a tweet from seven years ago is apparently a big political scandal given the shit we see posted every single day by everyone in power
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 10/08/2026
Those were the days, my friend
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
All of the Republicans yelling at Fauci today for putting the public’s health at risk have spent a considerable amount of their professional lives ensuring that psychopaths can walk into a schoolroom with an easily obtained fully loaded weapon of war.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Boy I’m so glad we’re razing the institutional press so we can outsource knowledge production to easily-gamed syntax extruders controlled by three massive tech companies.
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
NBC's kristen welker was caught laughing it up with Stephen Miller. Stephen Miller who architected the family separation policy. Stephen Miller who pushed the Muslim travel ban. Stephen Miller who oversaw the killing of Americans by ICE agents. This is why independent media is crucial.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nobody celebrated human death with more glee than Lindsey Graham. Nobody.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
LINDSEY GRAHAM: "We're killing all the right people." GOD: "What a fabulous idea!"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Live in such a way that when you die, people don't need to be scolded for mentioning all the horrible shit you did.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Knicks Game 3 particles floating around like anthrax spores
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.
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Sophia @neko.ac · 03/07/2026
microsoft be like "lets finish setting up your device"

my brother in christ i have had this computer for four years
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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Medically, the beers you have while grilling don’t count. The science behind it is fascinating
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
NPR is calling the Mamdani-backed candidates “far left” which I guess is shorthand for “would like to give healthcare to their constituents somewhat”
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Dr Deb K @drdebk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The fascist Texas Judge complicit with the fascist Trump Regime is putting a man who moved “zines” (protected free speech) in prison for 30 years!! Trump hid classified documents in his bathroom & asked his henchmen to hide docs from FBI. He got ZERO yrs. theintercept.com/2026/06/23/p...
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Prairieland Defendant Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison for Moving a Box of Antifascist Zines
Anti-ICE activists received lengthy prison terms — including a 100-year sentence — in the first major trial of the NSPM-7 era.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Cleveland Browns QB depth chart
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
New: I wrote about everyone intently watching the long process of removing Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center and how it revealed our insatiable thirst for accountability — and for his humiliation.
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The night the letters came down
A marathon livestream of Trump's name being removed from the Kennedy Center was a rare moment of monoculture.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
good LORD @ossoff.bsky.social
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Guy: You idiots haha you bought an NFT Same Guy: I need to buy more Itchy and Scratchy Dollars to feed my AI agent
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We live in a time dominated by deeply unserious people making deeply unserious arguments in support of tragically serious results that serious people would have both avoided and known to avoid.
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 03/05/2026
It's official! I'm *permanently* banned from X for tweeting "TLDR: Fascism." (appeal denied) What an honor—and a sign that the Silicon Valley billionaires feel threatened by my book. (One of my final viral posts featured this cover.) Pre-order here! www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
Cover for Gil Duran's forthcoming book, "The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War On Democracy." Red background with computer circuitry, words in black and white letters.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We live in ridiculous times. Almost as ridiculous as Pitt 76, Syracuse 61. In FOOTBALL, not BASKETBALL. #charitibundibowl @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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College Football's Split Zone Duo @splitzoneduo.com · 22/04/2026
www.edsbscharitybowl.com
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
One of these political leaders has been repeatedly portrayed as an untrustworthy radical hostile to others because of his religious beliefs. You’’ll never guess which one!
Trump insane Easter postMamdani warm and gracious easter greetings
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The Smell of Death, by Edvard Munch, 1895
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Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything? That’s how the internet was.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Ocular Robertson
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2026
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
History, Rhyming Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON

This cartoon has six panels. A caption at the top says "History, Rhyming."

PANEL 1

A close up of someone's hand lying limply on the ground, in sepia tones.

CAPTION: August 20, 1965: Civil rights activist Jonathan Daniels put himself between a deputy sheriff and the black teen the deputy was attacking. The deputy shot Daniels to death.

PANEL 2

A close up of a gloved hand lying limply on snowy pavement, a cell phone lying nearby. Drawn in blue tones.

CAPTION: January 24 2026: Anti-fascist activist Alex Pretti put himself between border protection agents and the woman the agents were attacking. The agents shot Pretti to death.

PANEL 3

This panel is divided in two, sepia on the left and blues on the right. On the sepia side, a man inn a suit sneers. On the right side, a man in a border patrol uniform sneers.

BOTH (in unison): He was intended to commit a massacre!

CAPTION (sepia side): Arthur Gamble: Corrupt prosecutor who threw the case.

CAPTION (blue side): Gregory Bovino: Border Patrol Commander.

PANEL 4

Another panel divided into sepia and blue sides. On the sepia side is a cheerful middle-aged man in a suit. On the right side are two masked Border Patrol agents.

ALL THREE (unison): I was in fear for my life!

CAPTION (sepia side): Tom Coleman, Daniels' murderer.

CAPTION (blue side): Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez, Pretti's murderers.

PANEL 5

On the sepia side, three people with 1960s haircuts are angrily yelling. On the blue side, same thing except with current-day hair and clothes.

ALL (unison): If he hadn't put himself where he didn't belong he'd still be alive! Cops have to make split-second judgements! Law! Order! Bark bark bark bark woof!

CAPTION: Boot-licking stooges.

PANEL 6

In a clearing, surrounded by grass, trees, and shrubs, two men talk to each other. One, wearing a clerical collar, is "Jonathan Daniels, 1939-1965." The other, wearing a winter jacket and baggy jeans, is "Alex Pretti, 1989-2026."
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