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John Juback

@juback.bsky.social
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Full-stack software engineer (.NET, TypeScript, React). Carnegie Mellon alumnus. Pittsburgher.

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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 16h
Last Tango in Paris, Texas
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now for something completely different…
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hence the phrase “slippery as an eel”
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In other words, of those 13 times, they’ve lost 9
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NO BUENO #H2P
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Obviously
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elmer pwesses the wed button.Elmer’s house is elevated.Daffy returns in a helicopter.For a small fee, Daffy will install a blue button to undo the effects of the red one.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
DIES IRAE DIES ILLA
the Penn State costumed mascot, holding his hands up perhaps to celebrate OR pleading with God
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panic! at the everywhere @sjcpgh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCK PENN STATE
static.klipy.com
Dancing Badgers
ALT: Dancing Badgers
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you spontaneously combust?
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chamber pot, amirite?
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s not in Pittsburgh anymore. That’s all that matters.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tracks of My Tears (ACL)
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe the Cochran ads are the curse. See Pickett, Kenny.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digi-Co...
en.wikipedia.org
Digi-Comp I - Wikipedia
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm not mad at all about how 99% of the time gas prices are determined by causes outside of the President's control but then The People Who Think The President Controls Gas Prices elected the first president who actually specifically caused gas prices to go up a lot
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And a Pitt Panther
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1950’s throwbacks like the ones worn by “Deacon” Dan Towler (this painting was in my uncle’s bar in Donora, PA):
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ironically, one Orlovsky would have sufficed.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkj...
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The Kick Six: Ravens Block Last-Second Field Goal & Return it for the Win! | Browns vs. Ravens | NFL
As the Cleveland Browns attempt a game-winning FG, the Baltimore Ravens block the kick and Will Hill returns it for a TD as time runs out to win the game! Subscribe to the NFL YouTube channel to see immediate in-game highlights from your favorite teams and players, daily fantasy football updates, all your favorite NFL Network podcasts, and more! Subscribe to NFL on YouTube: https://goo.gl/VmTK0M For all things NFL, visit the league's official website at http://www.nfl.com/ Watch NFL Now: https://www.nfl.com/now Start your free trial of NFL Game Pass: https://www.nfl.com/gamepass Listen to NFL podcasts: http://www.nfl.com/podcasts Fantasy Football: http://www.nfl.com/fantasyfootball Watch the NFL network: http://nflnonline.nfl.com/ Download the NFL mobile app: https://www.nfl.com/apps 2015 NFL Schedule: http://www.nfl.com/schedules Buy tickets to watch your favorite team: http://www.nfl.com/tickets Shop NFL: http://www.nflshop.com/source/bm-nflcom-Header-Shop-Tab Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NFL Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NFL Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/nfl/
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Subtitles would help
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He’s not the intended receiver, he’s the chosen one.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not the first kitten to be (nearly) purr-fect:
Harvey Haddix, nicknamed “Kitten”, pitched a 12 inning perfect game in 1959 before losing in the 13th.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI ain’t catching those babies either: m.youtube.com/watch?v=1dz7...
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Philly fire witness goes viral for shading Eagles player Nelson Agholor
YouTube video by 6abc Philadelphia
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Elmer pwesses the wed button.Elmer’s house is elevated.Daffy returns in a helicopter.For a small fee, Daffy will install a blue button to undo the effects of the red one.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rick Santorum has entered the chat
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=F-y7...
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Watch snake hitch ride from unsuspecting motorist #Shorts
YouTube video by USA TODAY
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s how I feel about Iowa.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not to mention the authoritarian “with us or against us” mentality
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Or this absolute unit kicking a 58-yard FG
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just fact-checking the phrase “built by journalists.”
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m a software engineer. If these journalists can build an AI chatbot, maybe I should give journalism a try. How hard can it be?
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This game is un-Erving if you’re a Rutgers fan
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 31/08/2026
Spotted outside The Penthouse Nightclub in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. REUTERS/Chris Helgren.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 01/09/2026
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom journalism ethics and standards protect but do not bind, alongside out-groups whom journalism ethics and standards bind but do not protect.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Something cool I just realized: before they moved to San Antonio and changed their name, the Spurs were initially known as the "Dallas Chaparrals", which means that this franchise has been represented by both a roadrunner 𝘢𝘯𝘥 a coyote in their history.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I was in my 20’s, driving through the Nevada desert, I popped in a cassette tape of the Count Basie Orchestra in honor of this scene.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You needed 6 balls for a walk in 1884. Big advantage for Pud.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Puke. news.kalshi.com/p/kalshi-par...
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Kalshi partners with 5 MLB teams
Kalshi has announced exclusive, multi-year brand partnerships with the Braves, Red Sox, Dodgers, Padres, and Giants.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 23/08/2026
When Trump is finally defeated, remember that the hangers-on and the ghouls surrounding him, the JD Vances of the world, will all claim that they were trying to moderate his evil and they should be thanked. And we need to remember that this is a lie. They were willing to do anything for power.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Live más
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The only meeting Hakeem Jeffries should be having with Jared Kushner is to tell him he’ll be subpoenaed by the House for a corruption investigation on day one of Democratic control of the House. This is just pathetic stuff from the House Dem leader. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/23/u...
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Jeffries and Kushner Meet Privately as Midterm Attacks Fly
President Trump’s son-in-law and the man in line to be speaker of a Democratic-led House discussed how Democrats and the administration could work together.
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John Juback @juback.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Maybe AI can solve their QB problem
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