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jove @jove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HAHAHAHA GO DEACS BABY

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My favorite wrasslers rn (WWE only, no particular order): 1. Randy Orton, my beloved 2. Oba Femi, the ruler, the destroyer, the bringer of war 3. Penta 4. Bird Lady 5. GUNTHER HM: Je’Von Evans, Trick Williams, Ethan Page, Chad Gable, EGA, Danhausen, Raquel Rodriguez, Kelani Jordan, Finn Bálor

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s weird it’s called Garfield and Friends when Garfield wasn’t friends with any of those freaks

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Read only the first and last sentence of this paragraph

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The same people hand-wringing about how trans rights are too controversial will gladly bend the knee to nakedly evil and enormously unpopular tech oligarchs. They have no real moral principles, and they should be seen not as the best electable option, but the worst one that's even barely tolerable.

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/09/2026

they should have farmers markets for city boys like me where we can exchange locally grown firearms and drugs

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is why, among many other reasons, freaks like Nate Silver who suggest that the Dems should embrace racist, transphobic, etc. because of polling data. There are plenty of popular AND morally defensible positions that Dems already could adopt but adamantly refuse to

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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026

We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net

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BOYCOTT STARBUCKS

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You don’t have to “get” trans rights but you do have to understand they are fucking rights

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s about that time.

A screenshot of the scene from Ratatouille where Anton the critic says “if I don’t like it, I don’t swallow.” He is photoshopped to wear a Miami Dolphins jersey, and the text reads “I DO NOT switch teams, I DO NOT bandwagon, I DO NOT enjoy this sport, I WATCH Dolphins football and if they're ass, I WATCH THEM AGAIN NEXT WEEK”

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The rest of the dumb ass article aside, these are the artists of the two longest running Billboard #1 songs of all time, both of which are country.

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i love when libs do the thing where they frame any criticism from the left as distracting from the fight agaisnt fascism but the pattern of liberal candidates making massive unforced errors by ceding ground to the right and legitimizing their vile and ridiculous narratives is never questioned

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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here

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Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document

The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 03/09/2026

The NYT lost the Pulitzer for their transphobic podcast series with Azeen Ghorayshi to Pablo Torre and his reporting on the Clippers. They're salty about it so of course they're not going to properly credit him.

Screenshot of an X (Twitter) post by journalist Julie K. Brown (@jkbjournalist) criticizing coverage by The New York Times and The Athletic.
The post text reads:
"It is shameful that @nytimes @TheAthletic buried the fact that the biggest punishment in NBA history was the result of an investigation by journalist @PabloTorre. And to call it the result of a 'podcast episode' is a further slap in the face. He won a Pulitzer for this story and they call it an 'episode' instead of, at the outset -- crediting him with exposing this scandal. Really really lame."
Below the text, the timestamp shows "8:18 AM · Sep 3, 2026 · 32.7K Views".

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I can feel myself reverting back to my 2020 level of political engagement and irascibility, which is not ideal given this site’s recent moderation announcement

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A Digital Horror Story, in One Part:

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I did comment on this story on my show. None of you mouthbreathers noticed, because you don’t actually consume my work or care about the issues in this story you claim to care about —you just want to find reasons to shit on another woman.

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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton could have been a billionaire, and decided that things like widespread access to books and vaccines was a better use of her money. RIP to a real one who never lost touch of her roots, didn’t hesitate to stand up for others, and deliberately chose community over cash.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm not sure what it says about me that several people have messaged me directly to ask if I am personally okay after the news. the answer is no btw I will never love again

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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly was truly the best of us. the one person who perhaps WAS the Great American, the shining ideal of what we could be if we lived up to what we say we are.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026

telling that periodically someone would go "man dolly parton can't really be all that" and then they'd go look into it and come back with "actually she's even better than we thought"

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton did what literally no techbro billionaire would even think of doing: filling her life with good deeds that make people mourn her when she dies. Not one of these assholes would even think of this, they are all right now completely and honestly baffled by the outpouring of love for her.

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The brilliant people of the NYT dare to ask the question: is the person we’re glowingly profiling actually a cryptofascist?

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Man with lisp hailed as queer icon after inadvertently coining the term “thisters”

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I do numbers but only 18 and up

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Pissen oder nicht pissen; das ist die Frage

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Pissing and shitting, as Man is wont to do

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Call her Homer the way oral is her tradition

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

God I’m so back (arguing with liberals on Reddit)

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Old George Foreman is the funniest of the great boxers to watch bc he fights pretty much exactly like a bear that has been woken up from a winter-long nap and it still just works

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Trump has always looked a bit like Baron Harkonnen but this is the most uncanny the resemblance has gotten in a while

A picture of President Donald J. Trump mugging the camera from the seat of a car. He looks disgusting, as usual. Courtesy of Doug Mills/The New York Times.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026

I liked reading a lot of newspaper comics as a kid and not all of them held up but honestly I think Calvin and Hobbes has gotten better as I’ve aged truly a masterpiece, and endless props to Watterson for ending it on his own terms

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

One of my favorite musician bio’s too. An interesting dude, from an underexplored part of the American racial hierarchy, with a clear class position that came through his art

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Did you do your American duty and piss on a Confederate grave today?

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/07/2026

this is a place to hang out with friends and discuss how you feel about stuff, not a goddamn speech and debate club at a white high school with lincoln-douglas rules

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Roman fullers (people whose job it was to bleach clothes in this way) would set up buckets and jars in public areas, especially outside taverns, for the exact reason you think

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

she ordain on my bishop til I excommunicate her heretical sect

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

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jove @jove.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Call me Lohn Jocke my aggression is non-principled

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