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@jove.bsky.social
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The 118,972th gentleman scholar. Rhymes with “love”. They, in a he kinda way. Bluesky’s Livy MDNI

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tyyyy
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Who Can Say
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A lady never tells 🤭
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hello everyone I officially have an M.A. now thank you for your attention in this matter
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🐈‍⬛🎃 dani 🐿️🍁 @hidingsomewhere.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m at about $680/1000 for September rent Nothing to October rent (1500) And honestly running out of time to keep my apartment people off my back. $danirockasota V: djamiempls Can DM me if PayPal works too
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s about that time.
A screenshot of the scene from Ratatouille where Anton the critic says “if I don’t like it, I don’t swallow.”  He is photoshopped to wear a Miami Dolphins jersey, and the text reads “I DO NOT switch teams, I DO NOT bandwagon, I DO NOT enjoy this sport, I WATCH Dolphins football and if they're ass, I WATCH THEM AGAIN NEXT WEEK”
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HAHAHAHA GO DEACS BABY
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My favorite wrasslers rn (WWE only, no particular order): 1. Randy Orton, my beloved 2. Oba Femi, the ruler, the destroyer, the bringer of war 3. Penta 4. Bird Lady 5. GUNTHER HM: Je’Von Evans, Trick Williams, Ethan Page, Chad Gable, EGA, Danhausen, Raquel Rodriguez, Kelani Jordan, Finn Bálor
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s weird it’s called Garfield and Friends when Garfield wasn’t friends with any of those freaks
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Read only the first and last sentence of this paragraph
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wishing you the best of luck, I hear it's been "the last week of 100+" for a month now in parts of the country
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The same people hand-wringing about how trans rights are too controversial will gladly bend the knee to nakedly evil and enormously unpopular tech oligarchs. They have no real moral principles, and they should be seen not as the best electable option, but the worst one that's even barely tolerable.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/09/2026
they should have farmers markets for city boys like me where we can exchange locally grown firearms and drugs
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday bestie
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He’s been coasting off saying “Trump might win” in 2016 for a decade now
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Diesel prices go brrr I guess
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is why, among many other reasons, freaks like Nate Silver who suggest that the Dems should embrace racist, transphobic, etc. because of polling data. There are plenty of popular AND morally defensible positions that Dems already could adopt but adamantly refuse to
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Followed by Jay 🦋” Lmao ofc
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also if you haven’t tried JJ Dolan’s I highly recommend. Can be hard to find decent pizza
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is this Mac 24/7?
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At least we’ll always have each other. All ten of us
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
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BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You don’t have to “get” trans rights but you do have to understand they are fucking rights
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s about that time.
A screenshot of the scene from Ratatouille where Anton the critic says “if I don’t like it, I don’t swallow.”  He is photoshopped to wear a Miami Dolphins jersey, and the text reads “I DO NOT switch teams, I DO NOT bandwagon, I DO NOT enjoy this sport, I WATCH Dolphins football and if they're ass, I WATCH THEM AGAIN NEXT WEEK”
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The rest of the dumb ass article aside, these are the artists of the two longest running Billboard #1 songs of all time, both of which are country.
The musician ShaboozeyThe musician Lil Nas X
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Allyship is when you support someone in theory but like. Not if your conservative friends say it’s cringe
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh don’t you worry the top minds of the Moderate Left are already on it
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s 2020 all over again baybeee
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mean liberals, and I’m not going to dance for you to prove I’m using it correctly
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lib is short for liberal btw
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For people who allegedly hate fascisms libs sure suck fucking ass at preventing it, or eradicating it, or advocating agaisnt it, or addressing the conditions of its growth, or
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Like I hated when Dems were refusing to stand for any of their alleged values when it came to protecting vulnerable populations and fighting for social equality under the guise of “keeping the conversation on affordability” but I’d way rather that than this bullshit! Completely baffling own-goal.
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“ugh why are we even talking about trans issues when we need to be voting out mango Mussolini 🫩🙄” I promise you I don’t want to be debating trans people’s right to exist in society either!! Talarico brought it up!! I very much wish hadn’t if he wasn’t going to offer his unconditional support!
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i love when libs do the thing where they frame any criticism from the left as distracting from the fight agaisnt fascism but the pattern of liberal candidates making massive unforced errors by ceding ground to the right and legitimizing their vile and ridiculous narratives is never questioned
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That’s right
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know, heartbreaking I’m not at least in first place
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
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Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 03/09/2026
The NYT lost the Pulitzer for their transphobic podcast series with Azeen Ghorayshi to Pablo Torre and his reporting on the Clippers. They're salty about it so of course they're not going to properly credit him.
Screenshot of an X (Twitter) post by journalist Julie K. Brown (@jkbjournalist) criticizing coverage by The New York Times and The Athletic.
​The post text reads:
"It is shameful that @nytimes @TheAthletic buried the fact that the biggest punishment in NBA history was the result of an investigation by journalist @PabloTorre. And to call it the result of a 'podcast episode' is a further slap in the face. He won a Pulitzer for this story and they call it an 'episode' instead of, at the outset -- crediting him with exposing this scandal. Really really lame."
​Below the text, the timestamp shows "8:18 AM · Sep 3, 2026 · 32.7K Views".
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is lovely
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A drawing of Andrew Johnson’s infamous “Swing Around the Circle” 1866 speaking campaign. In this tour, Johnson traveled the country in advance of the 1866 midterms in order to drum up support for Democratic candidates. The tour went poorly due to Johnson’s unpopularity and poor performances, alienating Northern voters and hurting his cause more than helping it.
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can feel myself reverting back to my 2020 level of political engagement and irascibility, which is not ideal given this site’s recent moderation announcement
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shoutout @ryangeddie.bsky.social for perfectly encapsulating this phenomenon
A handdrawn political cartoon of a sweet looking middle aged woman. The text above her reads (D-MI) Evelyn Normielib. 

The text below her reads 

-retired teacher 

-Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson 

-“the blood of the tyrant shall water our fields”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Honk shoe etc
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m a sweetheart I could never be otherwise
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jove @jove.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rude and mean :/
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