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Jose Francisco

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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
absolutely refusing to factcheck this i don't want to find out it's not true
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Jose Francisco @josedvfrancisco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@dmk1793.bsky.social I don't get how compulsory voting wouldn't just drive the uninformed voter to influence elections. Sounds like a recipe for Reform and possibly Trump
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ooo, he's got the special tense that's normally reserved for the NYPD or the IDF.
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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
My favourite study on London traffic ever is the modelling that found you could speed it up by putting everyone in 15mph golf buggies
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Bertie Bob @zenbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My wife and I were so hot when we were young. She was very beautiful and I was so handsome. Now we are in our late sixties, I look like Danny Divito and she looks like Mitch Miconnell. I can't unsee it now.
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Zoe Thorne @zoethorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So Reform have launched an app that tracks small boats arriving in the UK in real time, and already their supporters are complaining that it's boring because there are hardly any boats. They are SO close to getting it.
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annika🇵🇸 @annikaw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
David Raya has a good game infinite circle
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lukewarm take: I feel a lot of pessimism about the present is built on not realizing just how bad the past was. Like if you just read a book about poverty in a first-world country in the 1950s it's staggeringly worse than now.
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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A friend of mine says that a reasonably clean-cut guy in a blue blazer and tie can go almost anywhere without being challenged.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just as a minor observation amidst all the upper class discourse on here this morning, statistically, they probably voted Labour.
You gov polling, showing Labour and left wing/liberal parties generally performing best amidst household incomes over £50k
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Pollution levels in Paris after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/09/2026
"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase
CBS NEWS
The findings? For the bottom 60% of U.S. households, a
"minimal quality of life" is out of reach, according to the group, a research organization focused on improving lower earners' economic well-being.
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It really pisses me off how many small businesses, food trucks, etc, get defensive around their AI posters and menus, saying they can't afford graphic designers or whatever. But where was this problem 2 years ago? It takes more time than just using a photo and writing a caption with marker pen?
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 27/08/2026
Pretty amazing stat within this article: "Today nearly one of every 12 beers drunk across the EU is alcohol-free."
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Still unbeaten. RIP
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 25/08/2026
To be fair to the Germans - they were doing that. To counter this, the Germans would post a guard with his ear pressed to the door. Anyway, one evensong, mid hymn, without missing a single note, the Kiwi padre walked over to the door, and pissed through the lock into the German's ear.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also the group most likely to be Reform voters....
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Learned that a knifemaker in Sheffield made a fortune during the US Civil War by making Bowie knives with both abolitionist and pro-slavery slogans engraved into the blades. Same knives, different slogans, some shipped north, some south. There should be a Harvard Business School case study on this.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is the Serena Williams Tweet of dating.
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.

One in 8 men say they could win a point in a game of tennis against Serena Williams.
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🤔🤷🏽‍♂️
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 07/08/2026
Reform, the party of the worst bloke you know. Restore, the party of the worst bloke he knows.
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Cartoon Steve Bould. @cartoonstevebould.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Arsenal get Real to re-up Vini so they can't afford Rodri, who gets pounced on by Barca, leaving the way clear for Alvarez's move to the Emirates. Mikel Arteta, he's done it again.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Am an ardent Jane Austen fan, but Clueless is the best adaptation of any of her novels by a country mile. Loose adaptations can be fun. Just enjoy something for what it is, and disregard what it is not.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
and we're back
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Emma Jacobs @emmavj.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I like Romesh Ranganathan a lot - but considering he is on everything, it is a bit weird for him to be asking what has the bbc done for me I mean, Romesh, they have done a lot more for you personally than me
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
65 per cent of Britons are owner-occupiers. General elections are won in the Midlands. Most people have a middle class occupation. The United Kingdom's comparative advantage is in services. These aren't facts that Philip Gould invented in order to make Labour feel sad.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tuchel going to wear that but the players already completely dropped in before he’d made a sub. Basically impossible to flip that.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And I hope Tuchel says the players completely fell apart mentality after they scored. Kane and Bellingham 25 yards from their own goal the next possession after scoring. You think Tuchel told them that? Lol
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Michael Cox @zonal-marking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Same old England. On first viewing I thought Tuchel’s subs were disastrous. On second viewing, the retreat happened beforehand, a consequence of Argentina pushing on & England being exhausted. The three defensive subs did make sense. Analysis here…⬇️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/744...
nytimes.com
England’s problem at major tournaments? They’re still just too English
Thomas Tuchel ended up adjusting to the tendencies of his players rather than changing their playing identity
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Father ted “is there anything to be said for saying another mass”, but with “adding another defender” and Tuchel’s face superimposed
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"I said fuck YOUR feelings. My feelings are very important and must be handled gently"
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
guys they did it, they literally did the tweet
Tweet from maple cocaine @historyinflicks


Conservatives: Lets round up Muslims and put them in camps

Liberals: HIRE 👏 MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 GUARDS 👏 

3:01 AM - 9 Mar 2017
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Simon @simonwe1ss.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
LOL 😂 Altitude - Mount Everest < commercial airlines < Azteca Stadium < England Fan's pint. via. reubendangoor [IG]
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would like to go back (mostly) because I think -football is a continuous sport peculiarly ill-served by delays -most consequential football calls are subjective and peculiarly ill-matched for an instant replay standard but we'd just be going back to all that free-flowing rage over missed calls
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Jose Francisco @josedvfrancisco.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@hazbro.bsky.social Do you want Rogers? Doesn't seem very Arteta to me
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 23/06/2026
he said the three institutions that shaped him were the labour party, the catholic church, and everton. he is very scouse.
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 20/06/2026
I quite like Richard Osman's more generalisable theory on this – that everyone is "basic" in everything but their specialism, because it's basically impossible not to be.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'm often reminded of this tweet when reading certain critics
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Jose Francisco @josedvfrancisco.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@dorianlynskey.bsky.social Where does the Everything is Gender idea hail from? You made it sound interesting so I'm trying to track it down
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Jose Francisco @josedvfrancisco.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@alexvont.bsky.social dremanuele.substack.com/p/the-calcul...
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The Calculator Riot of 1986 and the Modern Myth of the “Dumb” AI Teacher
Why out-of-the-box automation won’t ruin your brain, if you know how to direct the machine.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Looks like Kepa had a great view of the Arsenal parade... 😉🔴⚪
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s only a League win if it’s in the region of Champion, otherwise it’s just a sparkling win
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Adam Rae Voge @adam.cannonstats.com · 30/05/2026
Arsenal out-xg’d PSG in the first half, pass it on
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