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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 21h

This aged well.

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A statement from the Manchester City CEO:

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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 22h

We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City

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I get that it's a civil case, however the findings of financial ("Sham") deception isn't just a sporting breach; it borders on actual corporate fraud, no??? At what point do the authorities stop treating this like a private disagreement and start a criminal investigation?

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Hayters TV @hayterstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They should've just fessed up!!!

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"They [Man City] bought all my players!" 🙃 "If there’s no respect for the rules then it’s not real sport!" 😤 Back to this classic Arsene Wenger interview on FFP 🧠

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I'm not so sure I agree, now that the disciplinary decision is official. Covering up close to a whole YARD in financial fraud isn't solved by a slap-on-the-wrist points deduction. Drop them down a division, force them to pay a £900m fine, and let them stew in purgatory for a MINIMUM of 5 years! 🚮

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In contention to face Wales? MF, send him to back to Colney!!!

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Messing about in assembly during hymn time was practically a rite of passage; teachers giving you evils from the sidelines! But what this dope is waffling on about now is absolute nonsense. Total gobshite spouting off again! 🚮

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Penultimate episode of Lanterns was soo good! Give the casting director a massive raise right now. Kyle Chandler and Aaron Pierre are putting on an absolute masterclass together! 🤌🏽🎬

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Yeh, we all know exactly what you did! Your club cheated their way to the top, you giraffe-looking cunt!

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Mikel Arteta's Arsenal were able to beat one of the biggest cheating institutions in sporting history by SEVEN clear points. Stick that in your pipe! 😮‍💨

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♟️👑👏🏽 (Regrettably, the comments on the IG post reflect the predictable discourse prevalent in the current climate. 😞)

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Citeh went from an average league finish of 14th to 2nd post-takeover. A complete mystery how they managed that one! I’m sure all those players signed purely for the historic prestige and love of the badge too. 🤔

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Bernie was also asked about the 114 guilty verdicts, to which he replied, "it's just little bit cheaty cheaty, my friend".

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Some sad news. James Corden is joining season two of 'Dept. Q'.

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Love this film! 🎬🤌🏽

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Hope the PL drops the official verdict statement ASAP. I can’t take another minute of the media pussyfooting around language!

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That idiot's lasagne is making his client miss penalties now, ffs!

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