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Kieran Doyle

@kierdoyle.bsky.social
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Battery scientist by day, American Soccer Analysis, Statford Bridge Podcast by night www.youtube.com/@kierdoyle Build a bigger table

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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 6h
Since Kevin Blue took over the CSA, both national team programs have been significantly more active about bringing in Canadian coaches to work as assistants and support staff for MNT/WXNT/YNT camps. It's not the same cabal of CSA coaches. It's excellent club, university coaches and S&C coaches.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 9h
US is finally a true Poch team. Everyone gushing about how fun and exciting they are as they lose to a team worse than them.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 13h
It does feel important to note that not only did Chelsea self disclose (and at the most defensible moment - when they got the club), but the magnitude (in quantity/size of individual infractions, AND the impact relative to PSR FFP of the infractions) was so much smaller than City’s
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 17h
I said this assuming City would put their hands up and say “ok ya got us” but if they’re not going to I think you kinda have to go nuclear punishments
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People are going to make a big deal of this as if it’s a new thing that things are found/published/announced and other people say “actually I did it first”.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing makes me believe in capitalism more than seeing Spirit die and watching every single flight location they flew to from Reno go up $100 a ticket
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does look a bit SB Nation Atlanta Thrashers site of a logo but I mostly don’t mind. Will be fine.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whoever could have foreseen this happening, oh no Anyways
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CPL is drunk
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frankly unbelievable how much better the level is at the top of the WSL is compared to 5 or 6 years ago. These players are absolute hoopers.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ellie Carpenter takes first touches like she's holding a hockey stick
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I understand LJ going off here, she’s looked pretty half paced all day, but she’s also the only player that Arsenal have basically given up the press when she gets it deep. Think you’re going to lose a lot of control.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was in college and we played badly and lost, our coach used to do a fitness session called "Thunderdome" in which 1 exercise was "Shielding drill". You would get in a 3x3 square and just have to shield the ball for 60s. Every time they knocked it out was 1 sprint for you, 10-X for them.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All felt a bit bend but don’t break and Chelsea had really grown into it last 15 minutes or so. Sky had shown a momentum type graphic and it really was all Arsenal and then all Chelsea.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somebody gotta gif that Thompson celly face. She looks POSSESSED
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No AI project number 2 is halfway done but the soccer friends will appreciate this I think
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Richie Laryea shithousing a red card in a friendly is the most “know who you are” shit I’ve ever seen
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jonny David goes back to number 20 and immediately starts scoring again
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Danny DeVito: A Lot Of Good Memories Here
ALT: Danny DeVito: A Lot Of Good Memories Here
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At risk of pissing off all the Seattle fans, every time this convo comes it’s a plethora of “Hanauer is a cheap ass” when Seattle are like perfectly mid table on spending and most of the teams above them have the vacuum of space between their ears and cut $10m players every 2 years.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do we know what the 1 charge they were cleared of was? Lol
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I know one thing it’s that Enzo Maresca’s lips during the first post international break press conference are going to be in absolute overdrive
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Has anyone done the FFP and PSR are billionaire attempts to restrict player earnings so City were doing praxis actually bit yet?
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
City will settle for a small points deduction applied to multiple seasons (like 9 points a year for 4 years or something). Nobody wants to relegate them and a settlement is better than a 2 year appeal process.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is simply no way he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. It’s not possible.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@rwhittall.bsky.social dude are you the contra tenore instagram account or do you have a secret torontonian doppleganger
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Resident Evil being a super tight 90 minutes is perfect. I put some stuff in the sous vide, I walk to the theatre, I see the movie, I come back, dinner is ready. None of this 2:15 for no reason bullshit.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have not watched 1 second of Dayes BUT him being 75th percentile for turnovers, passes above expected per 100, and vertical distance while being even higher in passing g+ means this kid is absolutely slinging it
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pretty incredible that the World Cup just happened and was exceedingly well attended and made everyone a boat load (literally in the case of the Seattle fan zone) of money for everyone involved and the response has mostly been “lol cute” since the tournament ended
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goal Rush is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> MLS360.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know they've had many more years to optimize but it's hard to overstate how much better Red Zone is than MLS360
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😔
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Da Bears lmao
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm sure there is a safety reason but the NFL players wearing the padded helmets really do look like Toad
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a coach fired next day level loss from SKC
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am preaching to every God I know I don’t have to suffer this man much longer
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holse has been very good for STL
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Think Rice is extremely lucky if he doesn't get a ban for the challenge on Yalcouye off the ball. Pretty clear red card.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Need people to sanity check me 1 player associated with 1 jersey number, are there obvious misses 1- Buffon 2- Cafu 3- Maldini 4- Vieira 5- Zidane 6- Moore 7- Beckham 8- Lampard (or Gerrard but for me Lampard) 9- R9 10- Messi (Maradona/Pele/etc.) 11- Nedved 12- Van Basten
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.americansocceranalysis.com/home/2026/9/... 1 mini greenhouse = 1 soccer analysis blog post
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Hot... Foot? Fallacy — American Soccer Analysis
By Kieran Doyle Finishing is a fairly contentious topic when it comes to the world of soccer analytics. The somewhat mainstream analytics practitioner opinion can be summed up as follows: finishing...
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Subscribe to the ASA Patreon for free feet pics
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Berhalter would've had Banks singing free bird drinking Miller Lite 18 months ago, Poch fraudulent
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lions having a receiver named after a cybertruck is crazy
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Prime’s audio mixing on surround sound is genuinely horrific
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Quite enjoy Americans hitting Canadians with the “that’s not us”. I mean, it’s about half of you?
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Up 2-0, Hunter with both. Somebody is going to pay AFC Toronto an absolute bomb to get her.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is anyone else’s Claude being extra brain dead today? Even super basic “make this plot” requests it’s going totally awry
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Second Toronto FC player to sign, somehow pass a medical, and then require season ending surgery (or surgery that keeps them out 6 months +) What are these guys doing?
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A kid I coached just got called into the senior national team. That’s pretty wild.
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that the Kawhi Leonard trade is official, it is time to recreate the greatest ad in Canadian television history
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