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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never have I read such deluded nonsense. a) CAS never found that City hadn’t breached UEFA’s rules; they found that UEFA were time-barred b) City have absolutely behaved like a club that knew this was coming c) the assumption that relegation would only be by one division, rather than expulsion
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I haven’t watched the game (obviously) and losing 3-0 is never “good” but I can see a way in which this is probably a bit of a blessing. All the “can Arsenal go unbeaten?” talk quashed one week after they started that nonsense.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So I’m not wearing my lucky shirt (which I’ve worn for every win this season) today because I’m in Disney World on holiday and I think wearing football shirts at places like this (I’ve seen a few) is so terribly English (and not in a good way). So if we don’t win it’s my fault.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not watching (as I’m currently in Disney World for 3 weeks). So can someone confirm the positions people are playing? I’m guessing Noni RW, Max in the 10, Eze left, Merino and Bruno in midfield and Myles and Zubi fullback?
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mbuemo has to score there.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Regardless of the goal being offside the fact it’s even a decisive goal in any way is entirely down to United. 10 men at home and CXXX look the dominant side right now.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s clearly offside.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And I was going to post this the other day…going to post it now without any further comment. “Anyone who counts Nwaneri as an attacker but doesn’t count Bruno as one doesn’t understand football.”
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tale of two penalties. One that was wrongly awarded and justice was served when it was saved. Another given late on after a player gets fouled for the millionth time. Put away and the scoreline (contrary to comms) didn’t flatter us at all.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Surprised it wasn’t 10 tbh with how bent this has been.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sunderland try and steal a few yards on the throw. Comms laughs it off while even saying that’s what they’re doing. Meanwhile we get called up for a throw that wasn’t even slow and they act like we committed a human rights atrocity.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Eze absolutely tried to chip the keeper there but comms insisting he mishit it. Does they know the man?
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Best goalkeeper in the world.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That is a quicker throw in than other slower ones he’s allowed today.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Are Sunderland trying to be the new Stoke? Dirty team in red and white stripes whose fans show all the internal logic of a troglodyte when asking for fouls for the slightest things while also encouraging their own team to be as violent as possible?
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meanwhile Sunderland allowed to bring Saka down with impunity.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tzolis penalised for having shoulders.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It had to be Bruno. He was always going to raise his game against Sunderland. It’s in his blood to hate them.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What a goal!
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Same old Sunderland, always cheating and couldn’t even do that right.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ridiculous. Sunderland player blocking off the keeper but no mention of it bc it’s not us doing it.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Brilliant effort from Kai there. Would have been some goal.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Same old “Arsenal always cheating” sing the Sunderland fans, completely mispronouncing Sunderland, the only team actually cheating.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That’s a nasty tackle on Odegaard. Absolutely should be a card.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Xhaka setting up Ballard just would’ve been like a knife to the heart.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Would’ve liked them to lose but…
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That'Ll Do, Pig
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Timber back is massive. White looks like a player reborn and Konsa’s been excelllent so we don’t need to rush him but having a player to take the load off while we wait for Mosquera to get back to fitness could be huge.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So close.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And the best part is that Ryan Reynolds is sad.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don’t know which made me throw up more…the sight of Ramsey’s leg hanging in bits or the sight of Didier Drogba.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Read this (from the replies to the previous quoted post) to get an even worse feeling about where we’re all headed.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is terrifying. We’re literally boiling the planet and all of its inhabitants.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Her mum’s watching, don’t worry. She’s got the best view of the action and cheering her girl on. As someone who lost my mum a few years back…my heart is with Kyra.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Last season Arteta won us the league title for the first time since the Invincibles. This season he’s got us playing football like the Invincibles.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This. I always said our issue going forward wasn’t goalscoring, it was creating chances, progressive passes and the ability to unlock stubborn defences. That move had it all.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now we know why Vini stayed at Real. Didn’t want to be a bench warmer.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What. A. Goal. Not just the strike but the one touch passing to set it up.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Commentator referring to the Havertz dummy against Chelsea as “dreamy” is perfect.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you’re more angry at Gyokeres than the shorts you are wrong.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My only negative remarks about this half are that kit. The red shorts are a crime against humanity. The rest is fairly good.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They can have Alvarez if we can get Raphina on the cheap.
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🔴 @Arsenal in full flow
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t know that PSG are the best example for this argument. The reason they can afford to finish so poorly in the league stage and still win is bc they can put out a League Cup side in Ligue 1 and win it at a canter. For almost every other club side that’s not the case. Even Bayern arguably can’t.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CXXX were nowhere to be seen. In the end they could very well have won the league.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love this as much as Kai hates Chelsea. I also love how it proves he’d have been a monster for them if they ever treated him right. That’s why he was mostly bad for them and great for us. That’s why he loves us and hates them. M
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I mean I’m down to just take the 6 points and move on…
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think I threw up a bit.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Vini must also be feeling really happy with his decision to stay…
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The AfD and Reform immigration policies are almost identical. There is no plausible reason for considering one far right and the other not.
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Hazbro @hazbro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The fact Chelsea haven’t beaten us since we signed Havertz makes him the best £65m any club has ever spent.
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