Reposted by The Iron ProphetChristo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 5hI forget who said this but the quote was "the right thought that Kirk would become the new Horst-Wessel but instead he became Harambe" 0648
Reposted by The Iron Prophetescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If I were clearly, no frills, no legal-defenses-available, no-bullshit guilty of murdering hundreds of fishermen in my capacity as head of the military I'd be really really really reluctant to set the precedent of "livestreaming a military firing-squad execution of a mass killer" but that's just me. 0175
Reposted by The Iron ProphetStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hi, welcome to Temu Twitter, the retirement home for left of center millennials. The discourse of the day is Tim Onion’s girlfriend‘s opinions on Levantine ethnic politics. 2047928
Reposted by The Iron ProphetBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026For the first time this cycle Ossoff is no longer in the Top 5 of ActBlue. Hinojosa is up there along with Jackson. However we really need to get Bottoms on there 3717
Reposted by The Iron Prophetescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thank you for your service, you're going to get insanely wealthy and popular on book tours and the lecture/academic circuit, live a nice retired life of Esteemed And Respected Jurist, now hurry up and let us seat a 37 year old former public defender with reproduction New Deal posters in their office 0545
Reposted by The Iron ProphetFur Affinity 🏳️⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cbstatic.klipy.comGondor FlameALT: Gondor Flame 253102108827
Reposted by The Iron Prophetdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy 12773160
The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I like that no matter what happens in the last election, we're all stuck obsessing over polls like a bunch of cavemen attempting to decipher the stars. 000
Reposted by The Iron Prophetescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Idaho is competitive statewide" puts us several lightyears past Valhalla and squarely into "the central 2028 Democratic Party plank is best described as the Morgenthau Plan, but for the Republican Party" territory 2282
Reposted by The Iron ProphetHudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Second commercial I see today where a dem is eviscerating the GOP and damn if this is not so right and the way to go. Dems must learn, enjoy, to crush republicans z 1974
Reposted by The Iron Prophetlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026like, that guy absolutely owns multiple hoobastank cds and loves halo 61222
Reposted by The Iron ProphetEllieween Dawn 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026The pay me in shoiks 214447958
Reposted by The Iron Prophetescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And critically, the ones who are trying to frantically staunch the bleed with whatever they have at hand are being loudly shivved again by the insanely-unpopular president, who loudly blasts out "[candidate] would NEVER do anything but unfalteringly vote for my policies, otherwise don't vote!" 0131
Reposted by The Iron Prophetjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness 111078157
Reposted by The Iron ProphetpolitiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Right so he's officially as dead as a human being can possibly be while still breathing, gotcha. 2305
The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ewok Exploitation: colonization on the forest moon of Endor. 010
The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Troy Jackson better fucking *pounce* on this shit. 000
Reposted by The Iron ProphetReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Trump and the Iran War 1976
Reposted by The Iron ProphetGrungehamster @grungehamster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"What if we announce the legislature constitutes a national security threat? Why hasn't anyone tried that before?" 0385
Reposted by The Iron ProphetOriginal Chungus @tronknotts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have two agents @conradzimmerman.bsky.social and @commandersterling.bsky.social, but last time I talked to them about getting a gig they suggested that I become a human pencil by stripping naked, taking a bunch of laxatives, then "writing my name across this great land" by pooping everywhere :( 2271
Reposted by The Iron ProphetRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The narrative forming on the right that everything was going great with the Trump admin until he started the war is absurd. His approval ratings were already in the toilet before that because of everything else he was doing. The war just woke people up who don’t pay attention. 742031414
Reposted by The Iron ProphetElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb 76869861133
Reposted by The Iron Prophet𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trying to "outscale China" at atrocity... that dog ain't gon' hunt... 1416
Reposted by The Iron ProphetCantard @cantard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026MAGA: America's sovereignty is such that we'd never allow... Democrats giving Hegseth to the ICC:static.klipy.comSimba TossALT: Simba Toss 181
Reposted by The Iron ProphetDaniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The correct number of Republicans in office is zero and I honestly dont know what there is to talk about if the conversation doesnt start from there 49212
Reposted by The Iron ProphetMinnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I would like the liberals screaming on social media about releasing the Epstein files to read the material that has been released where Jeffrey Epstein very deliberately talks about his plan to engineer right wing politics around transphobia in order to conquer greater society 111537424
Reposted by The Iron Prophethoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the incoming Democratic AG's offer to the entirety of the Trump administration should be singular and available for a very limited time only:static.klipy.comSimba Confronts Scar in The Lion KingALT: Simba Confronts Scar in The Lion King 1292
Reposted by The Iron Prophetromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189735290
Reposted by The Iron Prophetsillyhatsonly.bsky.social @sillyhatsonly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And really... democracy is about to work here. The biggest problem we are having is out least democratic branch of the Federal government, the Supreme Court, will say laws much be enforced on their political allies. It sucks. But we are going to win big. They overplayed a weak hand drastically. 1679
Reposted by The Iron ProphetPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 06/09/2026🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔 18974504073
Reposted by The Iron Prophetdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i wonder what the future holds for applesauce 3251
Reposted by The Iron ProphetStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Darth Vader briefly celebrated as a hero on Bluesky after it is discovered at least one insurance CEO or banker was on Alderaan but is swiftly cancelled upon the revelation he built a clanker as a child. 121027150
Reposted by The Iron ProphetClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026like some of it documents history that archaeologists and anthropologists can at least partially verify, but some of it is poetry or song, and then there's a bunch of letters, and then John gets high at the end and starts yelling about dragons. you've gotta let the metaphors just wash over you, man 247634
Reposted by The Iron ProphetAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor? AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that. 272117292991
The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This website will be *a lot* more fun when we're observing a GOP party wipe. Count on it. 010
Reposted by The Iron ProphetAndrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is literally the difference between Saruman and Gandalf. Tolkien is very clear about the necessity to go out into the world and yap with strangers, preferably while smoking and drinking. 121326237
Reposted by The Iron ProphetTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026what a time to be alive (derogatory) 501573404
Reposted by The Iron ProphetKit Sovereign @kitsovereign.bsky.social · 28/08/2026one again I would like to remind the people that Psychonauts 2 is 9 bucks on Steam right now, down from its usual 60, and goes to supporting a fully independent Double Fine 13222
Reposted by The Iron Prophetjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026“oh but Vance became VP.” yes, the vice presidency, which we all recognize as the staging ground for the nation’a great political talents. arguably Vance became VP because he did not have a natural political base or anything that might make him a genuine rival 53128038
Reposted by The Iron ProphetBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026 153567357
Reposted by The Iron ProphetReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There future is where Dem factional endonyms are like regurgitating nine different poll tested ways to describe yourself while the GOP is just different genres of or jargon from increasingly niche porn 230817
The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is almost certainly about the SAVE Act. 000