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The Iron Prophet

@ironprophet.bsky.social
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TTRPG fan, enjoyer of The Void, LGBT Ally, PFP and Banner by Cosmignon.

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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 5h
I forget who said this but the quote was "the right thought that Kirk would become the new Horst-Wessel but instead he became Harambe"
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I were clearly, no frills, no legal-defenses-available, no-bullshit guilty of murdering hundreds of fishermen in my capacity as head of the military I'd be really really really reluctant to set the precedent of "livestreaming a military firing-squad execution of a mass killer" but that's just me.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hi, welcome to Temu Twitter, the retirement home for left of center millennials. The discourse of the day is Tim Onion’s girlfriend‘s opinions on Levantine ethnic politics.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For the first time this cycle Ossoff is no longer in the Top 5 of ActBlue. Hinojosa is up there along with Jackson. However we really need to get Bottoms on there
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for your service, you're going to get insanely wealthy and popular on book tours and the lecture/academic circuit, live a nice retired life of Esteemed And Respected Jurist, now hurry up and let us seat a 37 year old former public defender with reproduction New Deal posters in their office
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this can't be real
a ken paxton mailer saying "when missing posters go up - ken paxton takes them down"
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like that no matter what happens in the last election, we're all stuck obsessing over polls like a bunch of cavemen attempting to decipher the stars.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Idaho is competitive statewide" puts us several lightyears past Valhalla and squarely into "the central 2028 Democratic Party plank is best described as the Morgenthau Plan, but for the Republican Party" territory
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he looks so wet
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Second commercial I see today where a dem is eviscerating the GOP and damn if this is not so right and the way to go. Dems must learn, enjoy, to crush republicans z
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
like, that guy absolutely owns multiple hoobastank cds and loves halo
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Ellieween Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And critically, the ones who are trying to frantically staunch the bleed with whatever they have at hand are being loudly shivved again by the insanely-unpopular president, who loudly blasts out "[candidate] would NEVER do anything but unfalteringly vote for my policies, otherwise don't vote!"
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Right so he's officially as dead as a human being can possibly be while still breathing, gotcha.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Casey Explosion: Empress of Mankind
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ewok Exploitation: colonization on the forest moon of Endor.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Troy Jackson better fucking *pounce* on this shit.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump and the Iran War
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Grungehamster @grungehamster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"What if we announce the legislature constitutes a national security threat? Why hasn't anyone tried that before?"
President Yoon
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kingdom Hearts 1 ez
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Original Chungus @tronknotts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have two agents @conradzimmerman.bsky.social and @commandersterling.bsky.social, but last time I talked to them about getting a gig they suggested that I become a human pencil by stripping naked, taking a bunch of laxatives, then "writing my name across this great land" by pooping everywhere :(
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The narrative forming on the right that everything was going great with the Trump admin until he started the war is absurd. His approval ratings were already in the toilet before that because of everything else he was doing. The war just woke people up who don’t pay attention.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to "outscale China" at atrocity... that dog ain't gon' hunt...
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MAGA: America's sovereignty is such that we'd never allow... Democrats giving Hegseth to the ICC:
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Simba Toss
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The correct number of Republicans in office is zero and I honestly dont know what there is to talk about if the conversation doesnt start from there
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would like the liberals screaming on social media about releasing the Epstein files to read the material that has been released where Jeffrey Epstein very deliberately talks about his plan to engineer right wing politics around transphobia in order to conquer greater society
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hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the incoming Democratic AG's offer to the entirety of the Trump administration should be singular and available for a very limited time only:
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Simba Confronts Scar in The Lion King
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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sillyhatsonly.bsky.social @sillyhatsonly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And really... democracy is about to work here. The biggest problem we are having is out least democratic branch of the Federal government, the Supreme Court, will say laws much be enforced on their political allies. It sucks. But we are going to win big. They overplayed a weak hand drastically.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 06/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔
screenshot of bsky3d, with the 'source on tangled' source code link circledscreenshot of the repo, with CLAUDE circled in multiple locations
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Kyle MacLachlan @kyle-maclachlan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i wonder what the future holds for applesauce
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Darth Vader briefly celebrated as a hero on Bluesky after it is discovered at least one insurance CEO or banker was on Alderaan but is swiftly cancelled upon the revelation he built a clanker as a child.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
like some of it documents history that archaeologists and anthropologists can at least partially verify, but some of it is poetry or song, and then there's a bunch of letters, and then John gets high at the end and starts yelling about dragons. you've gotta let the metaphors just wash over you, man
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor? AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that.
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This website will be *a lot* more fun when we're observing a GOP party wipe. Count on it.
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Andrew (🎃) @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is literally the difference between Saruman and Gandalf. Tolkien is very clear about the necessity to go out into the world and yap with strangers, preferably while smoking and drinking.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
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Kit Sovereign @kitsovereign.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
one again I would like to remind the people that Psychonauts 2 is 9 bucks on Steam right now, down from its usual 60, and goes to supporting a fully independent Double Fine
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026
“oh but Vance became VP.” yes, the vice presidency, which we all recognize as the staging ground for the nation’a great political talents. arguably Vance became VP because he did not have a natural political base or anything that might make him a genuine rival
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anakin/padme star wars meme

I'm going to curtail civil liberties and increase economic hardships

But you'll keep the public appeased with magnificent military triumphs, right?
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There future is where Dem factional endonyms are like regurgitating nine different poll tested ways to describe yourself while the GOP is just different genres of or jargon from increasingly niche porn
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The Iron Prophet @ironprophet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is almost certainly about the SAVE Act.
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