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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 14h

Note: Trump has never tried to find a wind farm in China.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 23h

Not exactly inspiring confidence there, Markwaynebillybob Mullet.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The true beer festival pros take the Snallygaster beer spreadsheet, edit and color-code it, laminate it, and put it on a lanyard so your hands are free. Not our first rodeo.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The party of small government is going to tell you that you have to talk to Mom.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The massive heel lifts are hilarious. He could tip over at any moment.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s as if the GOP has a collective sense of comfort with pedophiles.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Apparently, Mark Wahlberg gets real cranky when anybody brings this up. I used to know a lawyer who had been in a band in the 70s - kinda soft rock - who had a couple of semi-hits. He had a couple of their albums framed in his office, which seems smarter than the Wahlberg approach.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Maybe he’s born with it; maybe it’s Maybelline.” Is there NOBODY in this clusterfuck of an administration who can apply makeup? It’s like a junior high school production of Oklahoma.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rather than watch this, I would sooner hit myself on the head with a ballpeen hammer.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He’s gotta have the littlest dick EVER, right?

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man, I’m willing to bet that there was a REALLY unpleasant staff meeting in Eric Schmitt’s office today after he crapped his pants in the hearing.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Somebody’s getting fired on Schmitt’s staff by COB. What a bunch of morons.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In other news, Eric Schmitt is a numbskull, his staff members are even dumber, and they don’t know the Atlanta Hawks from the Iowa Hawkeyes.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oskar Blues Deviant Dale’s Double IPA, for National Drink-A-Beer Day.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That’s not as helpful to him as Ken thinks it is.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don’t have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am not the biggest fan of citizen-led ballot initiatives, but I’m glad the Missouri proposal - which would have basically killed such initiatives - was overwhelmingly rejected.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bear in mind that the press is no longer allowed to ask follow-up questions of the Maryland football coach, so don’t waste your only question on, “What the fuck was THAT?”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He doesn’t have total control of his goddamned bowels.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I mean, if I have to choose between trusting ProPublica and trusting Susan “Concern” Collins, it’s not going to be Old Head Bobber.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There’s an “Overton Window” joke in there somewhere.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Just because President Trump says a thing doesn’t mean that thing is actually a thing.”

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s got what your battery-operated items crave.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I guess Bret was gonna explode if he kept those emotions inside. It’s as if he thinks there should be a minimum amount of awarded white guys. Y’know, like a quota.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yeah, you’re not supposed to shoot unarmed people in the back.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What does that mean? I can’t even find a Trumpian stupid “meaning” there.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thread. Friends, I once worked on the Hill, and there was certainly some naughty business going on there in those long-ago days, but NOTHING like this.

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Mike from Burke (now Cville) @mikefrburkecville.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Danny, are you on the side of goodness, or badness?”

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