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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
17 year old me: so we’re just kinda working a job and finding little things to enjoy to get by? Current me: yeah, it’s a life. 17 year old me: Hayley Williams is still hot thought right? Current me: oh my god dude oh my god All the past versions of me in the room: oh my god
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/12/2024
realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube
political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
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Joey Scott @joeyneverjoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, I think Godspeed You! Black Emperor has a more persuasive message.
A guitar amp with tape on it that says: “TRANSPHOBES
EAT
SHIT
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DIE
ALONE
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees theonion.com/locust-humiliated-swar…
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Loyalty and love like no human can deliver.
Silhouette of a person and a horse touching affectionately at sunset. Text above reads, "Marriage is insignificant compared to the bond between man and horse."
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
John Collier, The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over, 1894
John Collier, The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over, 1894
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
Elon Musk

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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Odd Steam Reviews @oddsteamreviews.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Cities: Skylines
Cities: Skylines
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Bad news for publisher HarperCollins: The book-buying subset of MrBeast fans appears to be vanishingly small. Two people close to the project say The Most Dangerous Games is on track to be a historic bomb…”
Semafor: Good news for the subset of MrBeast fans who love to read mystery novels: The YouTube giant's collaboration with James Patterson is out Tuesday, accompanied by a flurry of marketing on MrBeast channels. Read My Book, You Could Win $1,000,000, promises one short.
Bad news for publisher HarperCollins: The book-buying subset of MrBeast fans appears to be vanishingly small.
Two people close to the project say The Most Dangerous Games is on track to be a historic bomb, with preorders numbering in the four digits as of last week, a tiny fraction of what the publisher will need to justify Patterson's and YouTuber Jimmy Donaldson's hefty fees. It was at a limp #20 on Amazon's new releases list by Sunday.
Publishers chasing digital audiences is a tale perhaps as old as time, but this one will go down as a demonstration of that strategy's limits.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A man is lying on the ground. Another man cradles him and shouts "Oh GOD! He's dying!" He appeals to two other men "someone do something! quick!" One of the other men panics "uh..uh.." and starts sting "Imagine there's no heaven."
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 26/08/2026
my cousin used the word “clanker” in an email and the next day he was mowed down by a waymo
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Table of young women near me. One is 23 dating a 32 year old and she is fighting for her life. One of her friends just said “I don’t like that he wears a hat to hide his hairline all the time” and she wailed “he just likes baseball!!”
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
[getting sucked off] oh…oh geez…. holy cow
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
me (has been 18 for a month) lies next to my 30 year old girlfriend

she suddenly sits up and says “brie are you sure it's ok for us to date given our age gap and your history of being sexually abused and me having a daughter and us being roommates in the same hospitalization program”

i respond “you're childish and im basically a stoic so we have the same maturity levels dipshit”

then i get on my knees and say “now  please buy me weed i promise ill only freak out a little this time” an arrow pointing to me says ‘lying’
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bro flex those biceps around my throat as I jack my dick?
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
how i look at mfs when they tell me they don't like spaghetti westerns
smiling frank from once upon a time in the west
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 19/08/2026
i think when jason kelce, the host of a top-10 podcast in the US, is filming ads about mailing piss to data centers, the temporarily embarrassed blogger class might be wrong about whether or not AI data centers are a salient issue among voters. in WI, David Crowley better tighten up.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Some watch Osama bin Laden’s porn for pleasure. True patriots watch Osama bin Laden’s porn to remember.
A man in front of a podcast microphone with the words, "Every morning I put on Osama Bin Laden's secret stash of porn. Watching that busty milf get tossed around that washing machine makes me feel like I'm killing Bin Laden all over again."Jim Haggerty in front of his podcast mic, "I've sworn off the evils of pornography since Neil Armstrong died but it would be my greatest honor to watch those tapes with you."
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 16/12/2023
Jimmy Stewart voice: Well gosh, this pussy, you know, this pussy's got me, that is, it's uh, got me acting rather strange you see
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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phil @philjamesson.com · 08/08/2026
(calmly when someone makes a good joke) I am dying.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@RockingRoll777

Shirts that go hard? I'd rather have a shirt that was nice and soft.
[Realizing this tweet isn't very good on its own and it needs a twist]
Human life has no value to me
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
did you hear about trumps latest executive order…yeah he asked for a Big Mac and fries lol (jumping out the drivers side door on the freeway)
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Sext Has Edit History
Sext Has Edit History
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 30/07/2026
The "we are fucking under attack" lady but the caption is "our age of bronze is /Collapsing/"
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Saw LeBron at Valley Forge, he was looking at one of the log cabins and crying. “The cold, the hunger, the disease, the suffering. They did it all for us.” I put my arm around him and his bodyguard beat the shit out of me.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
my ship has come in, boys
Me getting a DM from “Johnny depp” who says  

Hello. I just wanted to thank you for your kind support. It always means more than I can put into words when someone takes the time to share a little kindness. I hope you're having a beautiful day wherever you are. Stay true to yourself, keep smiling, and never lose that spark that makes you unique. It's a pleasure to connect with you.

To which I reply: 

is it true you ate one of the Oompa Loompas
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a human backpacker kneels before a family of orangutans. They are exchanging a gentle handshake of sorts so that the human may supplicate himself to the chief orangutan. Journal entry text reads: “Week 4: I am accepted into the tribe.” Panel 2: journal entry: “Week 5: I introduce the tribe to 2012-13 Lebron highlights.” The human is holding his phone horizontally, displaying a YouTube compilation of LeBron James highlights from his legendary season with the Miami Heat. The orangutans are gathered closely around the phone, watching excitedly.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Post Office Ivesdale, IL
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
Entire Refrigerator Rearranged To Accommodate Leftover KFC Bucket theonion.com/entire-refrigerator-re…
Entire Refrigerator Rearranged To Accommodate Leftover KFC Bucket
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This blocking is only marginally better than Stranger Things season 5 :|
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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