iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel like you should still get to wish to meet the Mythbusters if you get some weird, super deadly type of cancer as a 35 year old

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hello tough month!! I'm shilling my wares once again in a last ditch attempt to pay rent. some examples of my work below, though I use many different mediums so if you've got something else in mind, just ask! (you can also search "Dervy Sketchbook" on here to see more) DM if you're interested 🩵

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

me and my four best friends before they decide to team up on me and collapse my skull with tools

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the thing about a city is it's a whole bunch of houses and it's crazy to have so many houses

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm about to go crazy on these Taki sir, please don't I'm going psycho on the taki the plural is, 'Takis' I'm going to go crazy on them sir, please don't

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

flea medication that comes in a huge, unlabeled rubbermaid bin that you can buy off a guy from facebook marketplace

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

my google fitness app doesn't know I smoke a pack a day

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the optometrist said I should only need to wear my glasses for fighting

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

just signed the lease for a place here

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Dwight: DAMMIT! Jim sent my stapler to the Realm of Chaos again Ascendant Jim:

A photo of John Krasinski jumping in the air and pulling out his pockets. I edited him to have white eyes and shoot lightning out of his hands

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

this shit has got to feel crazy

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Google Fit says it's okay if I smoke 2 packs a day because I step so good

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

having my nephew over for the weekend, we're going shoplifting

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

told a bunch of firefighters that it's really more of a crazyfire and they all agreed, they're changing the word for me

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

going outside and taking great, heavy breaths while jogging in place. getting as much wildfire smoke into me as possible so I can carry the legacy of whatever it is that's burning in Saskatchewan

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

crawling inside Godzilla's cloaca

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

letting my nephew kill me with lawn darts

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

sorry, can't come in to work today, I have to smash my bunions with a ball peen hammer

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

hyper-extending both thumbs trying to show off to my boss by snapping my new, extra-wide suspenders and spending 25 minutes sobbing in the back room

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

alive grandpas vs dead grandpas basketball league

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Frogboi 🫒 @frogboi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

1st Draft. Front Cover submission for upcoming TTRPG ReignFall

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I'll never know if my grandpa had IBS, but I bet he was ripping tons of shit tickets just like his boys

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I wish my grandpa were alive today to attend the Sunday dinner I'm having with the Pokémon Buzzwole

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I wish my grandpa were alive today to see how racist he could get away with being

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

the cool part of perpetual stew is you can just sneeze into it and stuff and if anything bad happens because of that there's no way to verify it

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

if you hold your pee long enough it should come out way faster like a power-washer and put holes in stuff

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

it never felt right to get a burger from dairy queen, stick to your cow parts

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

gone through most of these already, thanks to everyone for the interest and the support! I love u all. there's a couple small pieces left, and then some giant ones (which i think are too big for most spaces), if you're interested in anything please lmk and I'll give you deets 🙏

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

moving soon and digging up paintings, some recent and some quite old, I won't be taking them with me. if you like anything, I will ship 2 u

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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

a decade or so ago I must have decided that this Wallace Stevens book was suitable for storing a marijuana leaf

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