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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
having to make an account or install an app to do everything has made us weak as a species
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What idiot called it a reply guy meltdown and not a bitter skeet symphony
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Cassie Evans @cassiecodes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm so tired of being expected to read things that no one has bothered to write.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 02/06/2026
THERE ARE NO TRANSPHOBES WITH HONOR. NO TRANSPHOBE WILL SEE THE GATES OF STO’VO’KOR.
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
On the tube
Photo of a fake OpenAi ad on the overground. Text: "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves.

But — it might also help them with their homework."

Chatgpt logo
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Andreas Harsono @andreasharsono.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Good news. Mekong Review is now available in Periplus shops in Bali, Jakarta and Surabaya.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I'm willing to test this theory
Elon Musk: "The problem is after they eat the rich, they will starve."
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them
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Joon @joono.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I can't tell you how disappointed I was when I realised this didn't track actual whales
Screenshot of WhaleSognals.APP Bluesky profile. Bio includes "real-time whale teaming"
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haunted patchrick @patchesmel.one · 07/05/2026
Burger King logo that says 
“YOUR POST WAS CLASSIFIED AS A SERIOUS VIOLATION, ADDING 4 STRIKES TO YOUR ACCOUNT.”
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 01/05/2026
I wonder how much people's perception of LLMs would change if they were required to always produce 3 different responses and you had to choose one for the interaction to continue
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
sorry for this unhinged post
a grassy field with trees far off in the distance, and in the foreground a metal post and a broken gate, the hinge is broken and the gate is sitting at an angle
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?” I’d have a faux in-show reality show called “Is It Odo?” where contestants would have to figure out what is an inanimate object and what’s the chief of security
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 12/02/2026
forgot the most important of the genre
fuck the moon
@fuckthem00n

fly me to the moon
let me kick it's fucking ass
let me show it what i learned
in my moon jujitsu class
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Leopard: Rawwwr Snow leopard: A licky boom boom down
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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.
Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.Two of Onfim’s works.  On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork.  On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/02/2026
a cat in a tie sits outside of a factory. the cat says "Hope no one is weird to me." The factory is labeled "Being Weird Factory" and has the bluesky logo on it
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Joon @joono.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The headline did not prepare me for this to be the best thing I read today. Just an altogether beautiful piece of writing about an unhinged activity.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the worst human art is still better than any AI art
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/01/2026
there has never been a better day to throw your phone into the ocean
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Joon @joono.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
youtu.be/af5wTh_0jmI?...
youtu.be
Skyhooks - Women in Uniform - Live
YouTube video by rthefish
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 13/01/2026
live your life in such a way that, 1) people don’t celebrate when you die, that’s a given, and 2) people don’t refer to you as your cartoon when you die because they forgot your real name
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Amy Remeikis @amyremeikis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
No notes All the power and love to @cathywilcox.bsky.social
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
broke: great man theory of history woke: great idiot theory of history
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Joon @joono.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
No more iconic mustache in biking full stop!
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BikeMN @bikemn.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Easily the most prolific bike mechanic educator ever. Calvin Jones has been a calm source of diy info for over a decade. In his free time he coaches high schoolers in Stillwater. May the trails be continuous and the asphalt smooth as you ride into retirement! @parktool.com
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Calvin Jones Retiring After 28 Years As Director of Education at Park…
Park Tool has been manufacturing bicycle specific tools since 1963. Based out of St. Paul Minnesota, we are the world's largest bicycle tool manufacturer. A long-term dedication to quality,…
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Elon Musk is producing CSAM the right way. by Ezra Klein
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
and which you were probably saving for being the president
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
IF THIS IS THE FIRST POST YOU SEE TODAY LOG OFF AND GO BACK TO BED
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Bríd 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦 @brid.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Joon @joono.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So much for 2026 being an improvement
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Live. Laugh. Leave a political vacuum after abducting a foreign president and his wife. Love.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Altman went from promising an immortal robot god that'll solve all the world's problems to "fuck it, it'll use your grandma's face to advertise online dick pills I don't fucking know. Electrons. You can also fuck it."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/12/2025
eraserheadadult on tumblr: "tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005 "

eraserheadadult: "not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong"
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 28/12/2025
My own personal remedy would be that, if a situation is ambiguous, the software should advise users to physically harm Sam Altman instead of any other people. Some may object to this idea, but I would challenge them to explain why this is unacceptable; I am not suggesting it advocate harming kids.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year. Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
software development in 2026 is going to require some to loosen up a little
code doesn't have to be as perfectly crafted the way we did it pre-ai
call it slop if you want, but if you're still demanding perfection on every pr while your competitors are shipping "slop" that works.. you're fighting from a disadvantaged position
shipping velocity matters more than perfection
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andré carrington @andrecarrington.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
One panel comic with one person saying to another: Philip K Dick, Ray Bradbury. Like so many others in tech, I draw inspiration from completely misunderstanding those authors
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The Corgi Commissar 🎲 @corgicommissar.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Love conquers all, faith burns like a fire, and Jesus said it's okay to beat up day traders.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Zoltar
This scene scared the shit out of me when I was 5.
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Roland Bates @rolandbates.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It's beginning to feel a lot, like.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
live your life in such a way that when you die, those who despise you are so jealous that they make your death all about them simply because they know that when they die, nobody in their right mind would mourn them
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Tavis @itstavis.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Time magazine AI architects cover except they’re all Lyle Lanley
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Joon @joono.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Today in unfortunately abbreviated headlines
Guardian headline "Christmas mixers: Thomasina Miers' recipes for fire cider and spiced cock..."
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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